hejola report for 10022018

Hejola report for 10022018.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello America we love you, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio leader tells women “you doing ok”;

Yesterday barrio leader Trumpas told barrio residents that we must watch over our sons from those nasty women trying to seduce them and accused them later in life, Look, he said men are men and boys are boys but men and boys love women so let’s look out for those that just want to have fun and blame you later.  So if you are a barrio woman and fall into this so call he said that I said and I said this and she said that get a freaking life and get a freaking job, and keep your legs closed. Many of the barrio residents left the press conference way before it was over.

Barrio leaders wants new rules on mary jane that he already turned down:

Yesterday barrio leader Trumps told a group of dogs and cats that he was planning on developing a new program to see how mary jane can be used in different ways. I guess someone must have forgotten that Trumps earlier this year had already turned down a request to use mary jane in many different ways. When asked if he had forgotten or even remember that he had already moved on this matter and decline those new ways to use mary jane? He told yes I think I remember, but do you remember what I said or did he asked? Well if you don’t remember how in the world am I going to remember!

And finally Let me grad you day coming soon;

Barrio leader announced que he was looking for funds to sponsor a “let me grab you day” and a parade to let folks know how he got there in the first place. He said can you imagine a day where you can go a just grab women and men any place and any where without getting in trouble. In doing this we must have the biggest and best parade ever in the hood or in the history of the hood. Oh yea  honey let me grab you and come a vote for me… bend over let me grab you ….dang. the idea still has to be approved by barrio city leaders …

Ok so whatever you do not grab just ask…

hejola report for 10012018

Hejola report for 10012018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz, con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Fifty cats arrested outside compound.
Barrio skydiver dies after jumping off water tower.
And finally some good news:

The barrio community center has announced that it will hold is annual Halloween party at the Westinghouse barrio mall this year compared to last year’s location. The center’s director told us que the mall areas was much larger than the center and would easy hold the 10 senior citizens estimated to attend this year’s Halloween fest. Oh by the way the Halloween fest is for ages between 78 and 98 years old. 
Yesterday Juan e. Gomez, a barrio well known skydiver had as many as 10 jumps died yesterday when his home made parachute didn’t open in time and as a result he impacted the ground prematurely. He was already warned that he could not climb and never the less jump off the only barrio water tower. But since we all knew him as a hard headed person, climb the tower without permission. He later died at the saint pauls medical center. The constable will investigate this case.
As you might remember that we reported que la commadre had over 250 cats in her backyard and fought off all five animal control workers, well this morning they came back with a new strategy. They decided since they couldn’t roundup la commadre’s cat in her back yard, they decided to wait outside her yard and waited for them cats to wonder off her property. At this time the city has reported que over 50 cats have already been arrested and waiting for more arrests. We will keep you informed on this matter.
Ok raza have a great day and don’t forget to vote