hejola report for 04302012

Hejola report for 04302012

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.

Si bill I’ts been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:

Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.

Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.

And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.

Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.

In other news two drunks seemed to have drinking  a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.

That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men can’t tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.

So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.

hejola report for 04262012

 HEJOLIA REPORT for 04262012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Now that guy who is worried about his job is David duran.

Heaveno raza, well I feel a bit better today since I spend the whole weekend with our creator and got to know him a bit better. Now that we have a guarantee que our job is solid as a rock here is the barrio headline news:

La 81-year-old commadre once again complaints about graffiti painted on her fence,

Several open container tickets were given at monthly pink light special,

And finally church broken into, stolen raffle tickets.

This past Sunday, someone broke into the only barrio church-run fireworks stand at the edge of town and stole raffle tickets. Constable cadena said que the robbers stole those raffle tickets and had started calling people who'd purchased them tickets and have been getting  prank calls from the thief, telling them that they'd won the raffle.  one of the victims got the prankster's particulars using Caller ID and arrests warrants are pending. What ever you do don’t buy any tickets.

La 81 year old commadre tancha, told el constable cadena que between Thursday and Monday someone must have entered her property in the 400 block of wells street here in the hood and spray painted gang graffiti on the wall. La commadre said que the damages would total over $500.00 in repainting the wall.  she had no idea que it was gang related.

And finally, this month’s constable cadenas pink light special, Turned up several open containers and several disorderly conduct charges, and at least 15 tickets to persons driving without insurance and /or drivers licenses. The constable tells que he has met his monthly quote and wants to thank the hood members for their participation.

Well raza there you have it for today and see you next Monday. I am David duran.

dancing con la commadre y compadre 2012

cchwnn: coming soon to your local flea pulgas " dancing con la commadre y compadre. si i am Blanca Blanck Blanco and so happy to be back in the u.s. and have been given this opportunity to annouce our up coming event at our make beleive westinghouse barrio mall, where i will be honor on well back blanca.

hejola report for 04252012

Hejolia report for 04252012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill daiz con today’s award winning barrio headline  news.

El piggy flu hits the hood.

Three drunks arrested with drunk pig.

And finally, the story, that got away.

I am sure you know by now que el pig played a very important role in our American history. Throughout the years the pig has been a great provider of food, especially those that love tamales. And that is why la familia Gonzales had to determine whether Simon, the pig, a future farmer of America project for their son was subject to is slaughtered. That is the headline news, this morning, Simon the pig, turned up missing, and there is a small reward being offer for any information pertaining to Simon, please contact our office if you hear anything, I mean anything.

Late last night el constable back on duty arrested three vato’ and a passenger that was so drunk que he looked like a pig says el constable cadena. Si this person was so freaking drunken que he looked like a drunken pig. All three men and el passenger where being held at el barrio corral jail.  Except the passenger, he was taken to jail across the tracks.

And finally, los barrio leaders are preparing for the worries. It seems que el piggy flue has hit the hood and barrio leaders are trying to cancel all programs and activities for this weekend. Three women, two kids, three men and several cats and dogs were taken to the local doctor for evaluation, and it seems que there were some traces of esta piggy flu in them. We will have an update on this matter as we gather it.

Well that is it for today, I am bill Diaz, and making sure que you don’t  shake hands nor kiss anyone for the next few days.

hejola report for 042232012

Hejola report for 04232012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx.  Hello again I am bill diaz reporting for our barrio command post. We have been doing some remodeling here. We starting to dig our own bunker. I wonder how long will it take to finish this thing con one shovel. Oh well anyhow lets go to our barrio headline news:

Barrio math teacher fired for using bad examples.

Several barrio member get arrested for some unusually action on their part.

And finally recall on feb. election of elected barrio officals.

  In another case, Jonah morales was also arrested late yesterday evening , when he was set off twenty homemade explosives in less than  one  weeks.  When asked what the hell was he thinking he told el constable que he liked the sounds. Oh by the way he is a war veteran. An in another weird case Juan sanchez was also arrested sometime last week and charged con stealing several women under wear, from his next door niebor clothes line. The only problem is que juan here loves to put them on and prances around his backyard relieving himself because he told el constable que it felt good.

 Problem number 5.If juanito has a 22 rifle with 20 round clip. If he misses 5 out of 8shots and shoots 10 times at each drive-by shooting , how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? And then there was problem number 8. if la prima is pimping two of here commadres at $25. each commadre, how many tricks will each commadre have to turn so la prima can pay for here $200-per-day crack habit? The teacher will be able to appeal his case to the board of education at a later date. 

And finally a recall campaign is going on by some barrio members claiming que many of the homless that lived at el conjunto enchanted land were substance addicts and had claimed to us here at our command post que someone had paid them $2.00 each to vote for a certain candidate at that feb. barrio election. The case is being reviewed by one of the persons that won during that election. This person who wants us to not to mention their name told us que barrio elections or vote buying might not even be illegal. It’s just part of the on going process. Pesse hejola. The group let me put the finger on you committee will appeal this elected official judgement on this matter.

Well raza there you have it for today raza I am bill diaz at our barrio war torn hood. Always remember to hug you children and your family.. have a great tejano day.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 04192012

Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 04192012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con today’s newsletter.we have the largest amount of recycle can ready to be laid out so our barrio kids can come and pick all of  them up. As ever year the kid that picks up the most cans will be our winner for this year’s vato loco volunteer firefighter recycle can hunt.

I am Frankie tuxedo zuniga con information on our fun run for belated Easter weekend. Our first 10 mile run will start here at the mall and go into the hood and back to the mall and then back to the mall and then out the mall and then back and finish here at the mall. Now back to Gloria.

Ok Frankie thanks, now let’ get back an go to alcardio samuido con his report.

Si Gloria lots of belated Easter baskets and those little rabbits, chickens, and ducks of all colors are available , so come on down. Now Back to Gloria.

Ok now let’s go con santa Cecilia  con our concert series for this weekend:

Si Gloria an do we have a great line up for this weekend:

Friday nite:

44.little froggy y seth the barrio giant conjunto.                                          

43.La commadre lucy y su starr county conjunto.

42 .los tres vato’s  del rio grande conjunto.

Saturday :

Las nopales del valley featuring Lydia.

34.

33.

32. LOS PINOS DE “PINTO WALLY SANCHEZ DE WALLY WALLY WASHINGTON”.

 31. LORENZO`S LLAMAS Y SU CONJUNTO.

 30. EL CONJUNTO DE MARTHA GARZA.

and Easter Sunday:

ERNESTINA Y SUS TOM BOYS DE DALLAS/FTWORTH   .                                           

7. HERMALINDA LINDA DOES TEJANO.

6.EL MERO MERO SHERRIF Y SU LAWLESS DEPUTADOS.

5.Berta y su hijas de rancho allegra de Houston Tex.

4. Margarita cons a “H”. live concert at la pulga del Alamo.

3. la movida de Federico hinojosa de Laredo, tex.

2. DON PEDRO “el pelon cara de nopal”.

1. Bucky Lopez from grupo 'Los tejano bucks' .

Ok now back to Gloria, well there you have it for today, and counting down towards finding some one from tejano roots.

exclusive interview con monica castro y los boyz, 20112

Exclusive interview con Monica Castro y los Boyz, 2012.
Cchwnn.
Phoenix, Arizona. Hello again raza, it’s me, Santa Cecilia con on the road again interviews. As I sit here looking at one of the most beautiful sunset ever since, we are preparing to meet up con Monica del grupo Monica Castro y los Boyz, so let us go to that interview.
Sc: hello Monica como esta? Can you give me a hand off this bicycle, my god how many hills are there here?
Mc: Hi doing well thanks, Did you get tired riding all the way from Texas. You look the shape of the bike with lots of bugs on your sun glass. Hey Santa Cecilira nice tan lines girl.

SC: let us start with how did you get into la onda tejana?
MC: I grew up listening to all kinds of music including Tejano through Mom, Dad and tios and tias but you know as a kid I didn't pay much attention to it. Tejano music caught my attention the very first time I heard Selena. One day I walked into my Mom's house and I heard someone singing on a novela and immediately ran to the tv and asked my Mom "who's singing that song?". A few years later I learned more about the artist and their music through Rafael. Rafael lived in Fort Worth, Texas for 12 years where he followed Tejano music religiously and when he moved to Arizona he shared the music with me, taught me how to dance Tejano style and took me to Tejano events. I started listening to the music more and more then singing it more and more and now here I am on my third album.

SC: during you young musical career how many groups or bands have you belonged to?
MC: In my younger musical career I belong to 3 or 4 groups and did a variety of shows all in Northern California. My focus then was more mainstream top 40 and R&B. In my Tejano music journey I have only belonged to 1 band with 3 of the Original band members still with me today Rafael , Robert , and Jonathan.

SC: what is the differences with Los Boyz compared to the other bands you belonged to?
MC: Well there is really 1 difference because I have had Tio Robert on Bass guitar , Jonathan Molina on the Accordion, and Rafael who is just all over helping us move forward for 6 years now, as a team ,they all help the new band members come up to speed. The only main difference is I went from ConjunTo to Tejano this year 2012.
SC: how difficult is it in putting a band together?
In the beginning it was hard, because here in Az, it isn't main stream so to get musician here to learn new music was hard and the mentality is different. So We went outside the circle as they say here and sought after young talented guys that wanted to jam but no one would give them a chance because of their ages. So we gave them that chance and Jon still plays with me today. It can still be a challenging because lets face it not alot of Female Singers are taken very seriously so we miss out on lots great opportunities and descent gigs that kinda lets us exhale alittle bit from all the hard work.

SC: how much traveling will you be doing in 2012?
MC: I am hoping to do a lot more traveling then I have in past. I would love to get out to cities (big or small) through out the U.S especially Texas , Chicago, Florida, Washington, etc..to perform my music and meet the wonderful Tejanos and Tejanitas who have supported me these 6 years. So we're working on it. Got any gigs??? :)

SC: when you go to a studio how do you select the music you are going to record and release?
MC: I go into a project already knowing what I am looking for in a song to help discribe my producer the direction I want to go with it. Then time and patience to be able to match the story melody and the tempo. Then I listen to songs sent by song writers from Texas, Idaho, California and Mexico. I simply take the time to listen to it all with a very very open mind. My primary focus when I hear a song is the story that it's telling ,then the melody. I listen and think about someone going through exactly what the lyrics are saying. I like to touch people's thoughts and emotions with the songs that I sing. On the other hand I also look for songs that will simply make you want to get up off that seat and BOOGIE!!

SC: in your opinion is la onda tejana dying?
MC: NO!!! It's not dying. Is me winning a TMA from 1000 miles away sound like its dying? I think la onda struggles for different reasons theough. The main one is if we can get promoters to just take that chance on new female groups like me or any of us that would be a major break through for the industry If we can get promoters to understand that there are Tejano Recording Artist literally outside of Texas now. That's would big...Some bands are ready and some aren't. Me and da boyz diffinately ready for our break.

SC; what do you think it take to be successful in la onda tejana?
MC: Ok now that's a tougher question......let's see. To be successful I believe it takes just a few very key points, being persistant and keeping all the negativity behind you, then I would say 1.Continuing to release new material to establish who you are in the industry 2) a stong support system 3) original music professionally produced and arranged, One main important key 4)Event promoters.
SC: how hard is it on your family and your personal life, when you are gone most of the time?
MC: It hasn't been very hard thus far only because I don't travel much unfortunately. But when we do come out to San Antonio for the Fan Fair and Tejano Music Awards, our family is always there to help. They are there for airport rides, house sitting, pet sitting, and whatever we need while we are gone.

SC: what do you see in the future for Monica Castro?
MC: Getting my Masters Degree I see more travel, I see music videos, I see a 4th album,

SC: have you ever recorded with other known tejano artist?
MC:Yes, I recorded a duet that was nominated back in 2007 with Eddie Gonzalez called Enamorados. I also had the privilage of having Raulito Navaire sing seguda to a song he wrote and recorded with me call Vete Ya.

SC: off all the gigs you have performed, which one stands out the most up to now?
MC: That would be the Tejano Music Showcase at the AVA Amphitheater in Tucson Arizona in 2010 it was me and Miguel Salgado, Jesse Serrata, TexManiacs, Monica Castro and yes I still have the poster.

SC: there is a rumor that you will be performing at fanfare 2012, si or no?
Mc; Clato que si Santa Cecila, March 16, 2012 Concho stage 8:15pm March 17, 2012 San Saba South stage 8:45pm. So please all of you come out and check out our show. I am calling out all you promoters out to come see me :)

SC: if given the chances to speak with a group of young people interested in getting into la onda tejana, what encouraging words would you use?
MC: Music never stops for anyone. Know that it is a business...Work on your stage presence and build your confidence up as quick as possible. No Chanclas and shorts on stage......Keep all the negative behind you, and take the time to do your project right. Once you put it out there you can't take it back. Expect broken promises, just know that they are coming. Demand your audiences attention.

SC: are you active in any social networks? Do you blog?
Mc; Face book is the only real ss I have time for because I work during the day.
SC: what motivates you to stay en la onda tejana?
Mc; People really wanting to hear me sing. I had a gentlemen send me a post the other day and said. He looks forward in seeing me come out to Texas twice a year. It's the only time he gets to see me is during the fan fair and TMA show. Another wrote about him and his daughters making the trip to see me. So I feel very blessed to be able to have people escape through my music.
SC and finally Monica is there anything you would like to share with your fan base from around the world?
MC: Yes , I hope this interview finds all of you happy and healthy. Keep your kids in school, listening to me on your cd player, thank you for all your support.. I love you all.

SC: well Monica thanks for giving us your time for this interview and dearly can give me a hand and point to me which way is it back to texas?
MC: No problem I just glad your making the trip back not me. I learned a long time ago it's easier to fly from Az to San Antonio. Yes go east and when you get to El Paso keep going east. Call me let me know you made it ok. If you get into any trouble call me i'll come get you..As I ride into the sunset, leaving the Arizona , I can’t stop thinking on how powerful la onda tejana is and grown. I am santa Cecilia la que te canta, good day

hejola report for 04172012

Hejola report for 04172012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Once again on the road again con La china Cano de china Nuevo Leon.

Hello my friends Como estan todos. Now lets visit with that duo that are circling the world in 80 days David Duran y veronica la lesbian who are in Paris France visiting our staff persons there. Are you there David?

bonjour mes amis je suis David avec mon Veronica d'ami ici à notre BUREAU À PARIS avec nos nouvelles Francisco correspondant Delgado De Gaulle. oui David et ronnie un accueil chaleureux à vous à Paris France. nous rapporterons toute cette semaine de franc jusqu'à ce que nous passions ainsi nous tenons prêt et nous aurons plusieurs rapports pour vous tous de Paris.

Ok guy’s thanks a million.  Now for the barrio headline news:

White power sent to our office and constable is investigating,

Several barrio members honored this weekend,

And finally fight breaks out at monthly barrio clowns meeting.

If you weren’t able by now but our barrio has an organization named barrio clowns inc. well at this monthly meeting a fight broke out between several clowns and the law dogs were called in to break the fight up. It seems que lula the queen clown was accused of using some of the tricks that giga la willa clown has being using this passed few years. Well for some reason or another they bumped heads this weekend at the meeting and it seems que their anger had be building up for some time. By this time constable cadena got there the fight had already been broken up. No charges will be filed but both clowns were asked to make sure they didn’t use each other’s tricks in the future.

At our weekly barrio hood meeting several vatos local volunteers firefighters were honored this week for saving several crack heads a few months ago. It seems que esto crach heads fell asleep and nearly burned down the hold apartment complex. But with the great efforts of several of los vatos locos, they managed to enter the blazing apartment building and saved three crack heads. Oh by the way the police wanted to question the vatos who were being honored on what happen to the stuff that was reported missing by the crack heads.

And finally el constable cadena was called in con the rest of the law dogs from across the street to inspect a very funny looking envelope that was send to us by someone. We just didn’t know what to do with this white stuff found inside this envelope say Maria shine our sectary. The police from across the street took the stuff with them to their lab across the tracks and will let us know what it was in a few months.

Ok raza there you have it for today. I am la china cano, oh by the way school has started up again and we do encourage everyone to drive more carefully and keep your eyes open for those kids crossing the street at our local school zones.

“ your business is our business and my business is none of your business”.

hejola report for 04162012

Hejola report  for 04162012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hey I am veronica Lebanese and have not reported for a while. You see I have been on assignment and having had the time to be here. But since I am here and you are there, here is my hejola weekend report for 04162012.

Bowling alley college student worker is being investigated.

Good news for those that don’t have water.

And finally barrio lotto winners are announced.

Yesterday was our 21th barrio lotto for 2012. As you already know que the lotto is based on how much is donated and so on. But since our office got closed down says el mero lotto guy Juan Cortez, at the mall we had not been able to collect all the cans that gather the barrio eight ball lotto. Anyhow don’t dwell in the pass. This week’s winner was Maria shine, the takes the grand prize of $50.00.

In other news the barrio city fathers and mothers announced today que water rates were going. And for those that had illegal hook ups the city is looking for you. The new rates will be mailed to all the barrio members in Westside.

And finally el constable cadena is investigating a case at the local college bowling alley. It seems que within the last few days several folks have gotten hurt on the lanes. It seems que Jose Martinez bowling alley student worker took it on his own and over waxed the lanes. It seems que he was sick and tired of people passing the line that divides the lane and where a person can deliver the bowling ball. Several major complaints have been filed that have gotten injured during his shift. El constable has not file charges against esta student.

Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.

barrio stock market report for 04132012

barrio stock market 04132012

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am urbano yosabatoda, con today’s barrio stock market for week of 04132012. Well it’s another Friday and the end of this month is almost here. How about that, another month and we still have money in the bank alright.  Now for our brief barrio stock market report for this week:

LOS TAMALES, now on price from last week, $5.50 a dozen.

LOS TAQUITOS: stood pretty stable all week but with a slight increase right at the end. $1.45 a taco.

LAS EMPANADAS: up on price from last week, $.79 cents each.

LA BARBACOA DE CABERZA: stable all week. $6.50 a lb.

CHEAP BEER: held its ground with a slight increase of a $.05 end the week at $2.99 a six pack.

BARRIO WANT ADS:

XDE 5487: old three piece suits for sale. Husband passed away need to get rid of them, size ,44xl 32lent. Make offer.

DER 4584: collection of dimes and penny’s from 2005 for sale. Make offer or trade for dimes and penny’s from 2006.

CED 78923: old furniture for sale. Have lots of love seats that can still give love, sofas open into a large bed, could be used to make love. Make offer.

WED 5284: Looking for woman willing to live in farm and care of farm during the day . must be willing to make tortillas by hand. Leave message.

WER34569:  Left over live chickens for sale for next easter.

Ok raza there you have it for today. I am urbano yosabatodo.

exclusive interview con web jefe abel, tejano journal 2012

Exclusive interview con Web Jefe Abel, Tejano Journal, 2012.

Cchwnn.

San anto, Texas. Hi Santa Cecilia con on the road again, this week our travel takes us to san anto, to interview one of the very first web site owners not to ban us, many years ago, and that is Abel, con Tejano journal. But enough of that, let’s get to that interview.

Sc: well well well, Mr. Abel it’s really nice to see meet you sir, by the way can you give me a big hand off this bicycle?

Tj: Okay, let me get my back brace. Ah, there. Now put your shoes and shirt back on.

SC: hey hey,let’s start by asking I am sure you got a lot of beef from Tejano, by allow us to post our barrio news and interview on your web site all this years, is there any regret by doing this?

TJ: No, no regret ... yet. Everyone seems to have gotten use to the barrio news. Sometimes it's even funny.

SC : what trends have you noticed on your website that have not changed all this years on la on tejana?

TJ: oh, people bringing up that we all need to do something to get tejano music back to where it used to be. A lot of people are doing their part so hopefully one day we'll get our break again and put Tejano back on the map.

SC: throughout the years, it seems que only a handful of diehard tejanos have remained with their posting on your site, is there any way to determined how many hits you get a day from non posting persons?

TJ; Yes, there is way and I used to keep track of it for years and post it on my web site so my advertises could see it but I haven't done that anymore. It was too much work and unless I get a big advertiser (like some beer or liquor company to pay big bucks like I once had) I won't be doing anytime soon.

SC: The other day we got some negative remarks that we will not share the name of the persons of course, but would like to see what you think. They felt que when we interview the person for TMA , we didn’t ask hard questions on matters from the past leadership and programming. Do you think que there are reason why we should dwell in the past activities and confront those who were respond able, in areas such as funding, and profits and low attendances or just report on the future of TMA?

TJ:Well, I'm sure that those that were "burnt" will always try to bring up the pass but in order to progress, we need to forgive and forget (like I have) and just keep positive. By the way, all of the people that work for TTMA in the last 10 years have treated me great. But at the beginning I did encounter a few problems. I prefer not to bring the pass up anymore cause I know it'll only hurt the present TTMA that I feel are doing the best they can to keep Tejano alive.

SC: what is your review with the increase of Tejano websites throughout the year, would Tejano journal ever consider having music to your viewers delight in the background?

Tj:All of these new Tejano web sites are great. The more the merrier. Playing music in the background is a good idea but it will take up a lot of bandwidth. So I'm not to thrill about that.

Sc: what changes have you noticed con la onda Tejana since you first started?

Tj:Well, the most obvious is the decline of Tejano radio stations. It's great having all these internet radio stations but not everyone can listen to them while driving.

SC: is Tejano journal website really a place to share important issues that other Tejano websites have not done?

TJ:Yes it is. Everyone that I meet and talk to seems to read the Tejano Journal even if only a few post. Everyone knows that if something happens, it will be posted on the Tejano Journal. Let least links to where the information is will be posted. That helps everyone from having to visit dozens of web sites just to see if anyone has something.

SC: lately we have noticed que all posting have been kept pretty positive about la onda, does that surprise you que folks have just stopped complaining about such things and not limited to this, Houston livestock show programming, Tejanos not been recognized by major musical awards, and so on?

TJ:Well, give it time, it will pop up again and it should. We need to keep bringing these issues up until we see some changes.

SC: how does one get to post dances and other Tejano programs on your website?

TJ:They simply just need to register in order to post tejano related stuff.

SC : I notice some time ago que there was a drive to add pictures to certain posting and then it just stopped, what happen to that idea?

TJ:What happened was I kept coming into the Journal and see extremely large posters. A lot of people don't know how to reduce the size of their photos before posting them. I'll have to add logic to my Tejano Journal to automatically control that. Until I do, I can not allow anyone to post photos. Also clubs will take over and start posting banner, posters, etc taking over the Tejano Journal like it has happened before.

SC: is there anything you would like to share with the millions of tejanos that read and post on your website?

TJ:Only that the Tejano Journal belongs to them. If they don't post their information, then the Journal is useless. But as long as people keep posting, people will keep coming back.

SC: again sir you have been a great friend and a great Tejano leader, when times are hard sir many just need a helping hand, can you give us a hand back on this bicycle and point south to hwy 281 sir?

TJ;Okay, let me get my back brace. Uh .....

SC: as I leave one of the very first tejanos website that we started posting on, just thinking about how great this man is, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta, good day.

hejola report for 04122012

Hejola report for 04122012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx, Como estan I am bill diaza once again back from that long vacation our creator took and too dang lazy to write. But we are back and do we have things to report about. Now con todays hejola barrio headline news:

Some Barrio family member prepare for terror this coming weekend.

Increase of concrete blocks and other barrio surveyor kits.

Westinghouse barrio mall update under reconstruction.

For some reasons or another many barrio members are either buying or trying to make their own underground bunkers. And in doing this an increase of concrete blocks and lots of garden tools have been sold all over the barrio on both sides of the tracks. City officials will beef up barrio inspections of such bunkers and to make sure they meet some code.

La familia garica is preparing for lots of terror this coming weekend. Its their 25th family reunion and they have lots of their cousins y primos not well trained in the hood como son de rancho. La family is asking lots of the barrio members not to come over unless you have a case of beer and lots of guts. Porque estos son puuuro borricasso….. something like that. They have gone as far an hired several barrio security666 forces to watch over the hood this weekend.

And finally el Westinghouse barrio mall is moving real slow in meeting its deadline in reopening its doors. Its not in the near futures says a spoken person for the mall.

Well there you have it for today. I am bill diaz for our barrio war torn area.

hejola report for 04112012

Hejola report for 04112012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx.  Now from our command post here in Kingsville tx, our man david duran.

Now for todays headline news:

Barrio man sought on attempted robbery

Vato locos volunteer firefighters respond to 9 calls yesterday,

And a list of charges and arrest go down in the hood.

Yesterday,  a large of amount of law enforcement agencies and our own constable cadena assisted in rounding up the largest to year drug dealers and users.  The hood was shocked to see how many and who got picked up yesterday says a barrio residents. No way, shut up, there were cops all over the place and man were we scared, we closed the door and locked the window and put a sign on our front door that said “gone north to work”.

The following persons were either picked up and charged or messed up and picked up :

Rene Augustine, 22, of 781 West Pachuco lane was charged with possession of cocaine, second offense. Officers stopped the suspect for speeding and while searching the vehicle found a small baggie containing 0.2 grams of a white powder believed to be cocaine and by the way was on the list to be picked up.

Alice Martha  Gomez, 22,  430 West wells  St. was charged with possession of marijuana, second offense, at 12:30 a.m. Friday after she allegedly attempted to enter a nightclub on Westside  Street with three plastic bags containing 10 grams of a green leafy substance. Gomez was released from the other side of the tracks  Regional Detention Center on a $1,000 personal-recognizance bond Saturday. Police tell us que they had been watching her for sometime and did them a favor by getting busted.

Pablo  Delahand, 22, of 1300 nopal  St. was charged with assault and battery at 5 p.m. Friday of an police officer after they tried to serve him and his sister with  a warrant for their  arrest. But it seemed que  he and his sister got into an argument and he allegedly pushed his sister while the police were there and then punched office tellez on the mouth. Delahand  was released from the other side of the track Regional Detention Center on a $500 personal-recognizance bond Saturday, but the officers didn’t want to release him, due to the fact que his name was on the list also. His sister is being helded for questioning concerning a  robbery and being on that list.

and finally Kito  Morales, 22, of 1808 apartment B on wells and Lawson St. was charged with possession with intent to distribute crack cocaine, third offense, and possession with intent to distribute crack cocaine within one-half mile of a school or park, third offense, after officers spotted him and stopped him for making an improper turn onto wells  Street at 3:46 a.m. Sunday, just a half mile from his home. After failing to pull over for several blocks, the suspect ran after finally stopping the vehicle.

Constable cadena chased the suspect, who by the way was last years winner of the 3k fun run and allegedly observed him placing a plastic bottle on the ground by a flower pot. The bottle contained 3 grams of suspected crack cocaine. A search of the victim revealed 0.2 grams of suspected crack cocaine in a plastic bag in the front pocket of his pants.

Kito was arrested and booked and held for questioning .

In other news a 28 year old man living by himself on third and wells reported to constable cadena que a young woman by the name of Melissa knocked on his door around 9 p.m yesterday evening and asked him for a cigarette. When the man turned to get the cirgarette, the female suspect pushed him into the room, closed the doors, grabbed him around the neck and demanded money while reaching into the vicitm’s pockets. Melissa ran away after not finding any money.

El constable cadena is seeking your help in finding this woman by the name of Melissa. She is 5’2” and weights about 100 to 120 lbs and was wearing  false  blue eyes and false  blonde hair. And goes by the name of “MELI”.

westside warrior news 04112012

Spooky Westside warrior news 04112012.

Kingsville, tx.Now from da dark side o' hood wuz da streetlights don’t werk an' paved street done exist here iz our own soul brudda Lewis mojo Lewis.

Heck werd up folks I be back an' gots lots ta jive about. This few weeks I gots been hanging out an' about in da hood an' gots dis here ta report:

Increase o' men biting po-po dogs,

Fight in church misunderstanding,

And local 5-0's bust niggas in `64 passing bong an' syringe

Yesterday our sources tell us dat da 5-0's from across da tracks followed Dave Maxwell an' his cousin David Maxwell ta our side o' da tracks an' busted dem two right at da corner o' wells an' Third Street. The po-po report dat wuz filed wiff our constable cadena said dat deez two niggas wuz stopped when one o' da 5-0's seen dem two passing somethin' dat looked like uh bong an' usin' uh syringe. After da 5-0's searched they `64, it turned out dat both Maxwell’s wuz insisting they daily medication. Were later released an' forced ta walk home, since they `64 had been towed away. Isn’t dat da willies?

Check dis here out; dis here passed Sunday outside our local church, Marcos Manuel, da husband o' Carlyss Manuel, hit Samuel Johnson in da head. Mr. Manuel hit Johnson thinking he had pushed his wife as dey wuz leaving da church hall. But once da dust settled an' our constable cadena clarified matters an' it seemed dat uh crack head dog got loose an' knocked Mrs. Manuel down. All da parties involved apologized ta each other an' nahh charges will be filed. But da crack head an' his dog wuz asked ta move on ta da next block.

And finally da po-po report from across da track has stated at another newspaper dat an increase o' dogs being bitten has increase in da last year or so. The latest men bite dogs stories tell us dat da 5-0's iz thinking o' not usin' dogs anymo' on dere daily patrols. Instead will use three tyme crack losers. This folks can smell dat sheeit uh mile away.

The report also stated several dog stories. For instance an assault suspect, Bennie Jet, wuz charged wiff biting uh po-po dog around da neck area, another suspect, Howard Johnston wuz also charged wiff da biting off part o' da ear o' po-po dog last month while he wuz running fo' his life.

Furthermore uh hood member, Charlie Basils, who by da way owns several pit bulls, wuz convicted o' biting one o' his pets an' wuz sentenced ta 10 hours o' community service. And finally uh small dog own by Mr. an' Mrs. Baltimore Ballet some how stepped on Mr. Ballet shotgun while he wuz cleaning an' managed ta engage da trigger, an' sending about 35 pellets into his body. Mr. ballet did survive da shooting.

Well as ya can see folk’s things gots been happening around here, an' I Lewis mojo Lewis will walk da streets ta make ya git da news. That’s all folk an' gots uh great day.

hejola report for 04102012

Hejola report for 04102012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. now from the shinning lights and winding bays, here is Bill Diaz,
 
hello again, now the  headline news:
  barrio 8 ball lotto  goes into effect this weekend,
  barrio implements new junk car city ordinate into play,
  and INS find illegal in the hood.
 the Barrio let me put the finger on you committee reported to the INS que there were just too many illegal in the hood.  Under strict supervision they, the INS, raider several stores located in the hood. They, the INS, managed to bust at least seven illegal; 2 Germanys, 3 Italians, and 2 persons from somewhere below the equator. They were taken in, questioned, and later released across the railroad tracks.  INS really didn't say why those persons were released or why they were released.  But based on our inside sources, they said que them boys wont be coming into the hood for awhile, now que, el barrio let me out the finger on you is looking for you...;thanks god for good citizens in the hood ;..pincha fingers.
  All members of the  hood just got copies of the new city law that required all parked or junked or anything that has wheels to be mobile, in other words, if you have a car, truck or wagon, it must be able to run and moved at least 5 feet per day . The new city LAW also will prevent barrio folks from moving the car less than a few feet a day, showing que it has been moved and not parked for years. But it turned out que  several used, junked and other cars owners were upset when five city tow trucks drove down and up their streets taking pictures....;when stopped an asked by one of the hood members, the tow truck driver said the pictures were for the garden of the month.  We will keep  you informed on this matter and how it effects all of us;.
  THE Barrio 8 ball lotto went into effect this past weekend, at least 85% of the barrio members were winners of the first Barrio 8 Ball lotto, with a total grand price of $50.00.  the 3560 winners will spilt this price among them,,,,,folks here can’t wait to play this weekend;..
 
Well there you have it raza another fine day in the hood...from our command post here in the hood;good day..

hejola report for 04092012

Hejola report for 04092012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. NOW OUR MAN FROM WISCONSIN DELLS, DAVID DURAN.

Once again from our command post here in Kingsville. TX and I am david duran con this week’s barrio headline news:

Local camera crew catch robber on film,

Two vato’s arrested for intent to robber store.

Hood member also hit by falling bomb.

Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett, age 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.

Yesterday afternoon Larry Garza, 42, was arrested and charged with robbing a barrio Henry’s little convenience store.  The report states que the robbery started in one of the back rooms, and the robber thus wasn't aware that a barrio college camera crew from BARRIO UNIT TV was taping a feature on crime in the hood in front of this store.  The tape clearly shows esta vato stealing and running through the store and out the front door.  He too was caught later at his home.

And finally at a robbery scene in which two young Vatos in wrestlers masks had held up the only video store in the hood, constable cadena questioned two young guys who were sitting at a nearby bus stop and who by the way had wrestlers masks in their pockets.  Estos vats both admitted that they had been on their way to rob the video store but said that when they arrived, two other vatos in ski masks were Already robbing it. Constable cadena concluded they were telling the truth because their wrestlers masks were different than the actual robbers' ski masks.  The constable said these two vato’s might not have known that the penalty for "conspiracy to commit robbery" is almost as much as the penalty for robbery.

Well there you have it from the hood, good day. I am David duran.

hejola report for 04042012

Hejola report for 04042012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Now here is Bill Diaz. And hello again raza como estan todo? Now for our award winning barrio headline news.
City leaders make decision on our side of the track about Christmas decorations for the summer.
Westinghouse barrio mall looking for new stores,
And finally barrio constable looking for person’s to claim arrested barrio members still locked up from new year’s party bust.
But first of all, The city leaders from across the tracks have decided to leave the Christmas decoration all year round at our side of the tracks. This decision came after last week’s meeting. One leader said it’s cheaper to leave them up and instead of taking them down. Another leader said, we aren’t too worried about them decoration over there anyhow. Them decorations are from the 1978-year anyhow.
Gloria Guerra the Westinghouse barrio mall,Managers told us que they were looking for a few new stores to open at the mall. So if you are interested in opening a store or something like that, just call 361-558-2263,and ask for Gloria. By the way make sure and read “la voz del Westinghouse barrio newsletter” every Wednesday. On all the up dates on special and sales.
And finally el constable cadena tells us que he still has 28 barrio members locked: 12 Hispanics, 9 gringos, 5 African Americans, and the balance he was not really sure what they were! Or where from?  You might remember que these were the folks that we arrested at that New Years Eve party bust on new years eve. El constable tells us que only 3 persons have been claimed since Sunday.
He is real worried que if these folks don’t get claimed soon, he might have to claim them on his income tax this year 2011. He told us que he was lucky que he busted them on the 31st. of December and not on the 1st. of Jan. 2012, (just for the record neither the county nor the city reimburse el constable for providing for detainees, waiting to be released or transfered.) el constable by law is allowed to establish a providers fee per detainee and is allowed by law to set a basic fee per detainee on a daily bases while been locked up.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 04032012

Hejola report for 04032012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill Diaz. Y como estan todos. When will we stop you say? Never never ever will we stop covering barrio events never never. Ok I feel better, now for today’s headline news:

Barrio experiment project center truck rolls over in hood.

Pancito el chiquito passed to the fourth grade at the age of 19th.

Barrio private eye student missing on assignment.

Pancitio el chiquito parents, pancho el chingo, and que told us today his son was passed to the fourth grade at our barrio school. Pancitio is the oldest of 23 children. He has promised to be a better kid this year so they can pass him to 12th grade, where he really belongs. Pancitio is 19 years old.

Yesterday after noon the whole Westside of our hood was on a stay inside your homes till we tell you so, says one of los vato locos volunteer firefighters. It seems que a truck for our local experiment project center where they do special things to ducks and geese rolled over. Anyhow, somehow the driver was driving around that hood and somehow turned the truck over and a shit load of them ducks and geese got away. So the city didn’t want anyone get exposed to them farm animals. So they tried to ask everybody to stay indoors.

But Several crack heads were seen trying to catch one of them farm animals, but the law officers weren’t too concerns about them. The whole Westside is being asked to stay in doors till dust. That is when the geese and ducks hit the trees. An investigation will be conducted by the center and our local constable cadena.

And finally one of el ojo barrio private eye students has been missing now and has not come back and nor seen for two weeks...! El ojo is el barrio private eye did not tell us the name of their missing student but did say que he was on assignment and had disappear for awhile claiming he was investigating some illegal aliens.... huh sounds kind of fishy, We will keep you informed on this missing person case.

 Ok raza got to go, have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 04022012

Hejola report for 04022012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.

Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:

Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.

Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.

And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.

Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.

In other news two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.

That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men cant tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.

So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.