Hejola report for 04032012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill Diaz. Y como estan
todos. When will we stop you say? Never never ever will we stop covering barrio
events never never. Ok I feel better, now for today’s headline news:
Barrio experiment project center truck rolls over in hood.
Pancito el chiquito passed to the fourth grade at the age of
19th.
Barrio private eye student missing on assignment.
Pancitio el chiquito parents, pancho el chingo, and que told
us today his son was passed to the fourth grade at our barrio school. Pancitio
is the oldest of 23 children. He has promised to be a better kid this year so
they can pass him to 12th grade, where he really belongs. Pancitio is 19 years
old.
Yesterday after noon the whole Westside of our hood was on a
stay inside your homes till we tell you so, says one of los vato locos
volunteer firefighters. It seems que a truck for our local experiment project
center where they do special things to ducks and geese rolled over. Anyhow, somehow
the driver was driving around that hood and somehow turned the truck over and a
shit load of them ducks and geese got away. So the city didn’t want anyone get
exposed to them farm animals. So they tried to ask everybody to stay indoors.
But Several crack heads were seen trying to catch one of
them farm animals, but the law officers weren’t too concerns about them. The
whole Westside is being asked to stay in doors till dust. That is when the
geese and ducks hit the trees. An investigation will be conducted by the center
and our local constable cadena.
And finally one of el ojo barrio private eye students has
been missing now and has not come back and nor seen for two weeks...! El ojo is
el barrio private eye did not tell us the name of their missing student but did
say que he was on assignment and had disappear for awhile claiming he was
investigating some illegal aliens.... huh sounds kind of fishy, We will keep
you informed on this missing person case.
Ok raza got to go,
have a great tejano day.
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