hejola report for 05092012

Hejola report for 05092012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, general fideo vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Rain doesn’t stop street dance, but turns into a mud bath war.

Barrio tong car wash shut down.

And finally big man with a big dream dies.

As you might remember in 1998 our friend el vato Gordo, a barrio young Olympian, better known as the big man with a big dream in qualifying for the Olympics as a marathon runner. Our friend Gordo, the man with a big dream, only problem was that he was 6’3” inch tall and weigh in at around 450lbs. he had been trying to lose weight and train at the same time for that 26.2 miles. Well yesterday afternoon while training on his regular route he collapse on the side of the highway, and no one noticed him till about 3 hours later, when a barrio employee notice a moutian of trash on the side of the road, which really was el Gordo. He was pronounced die on the scene and was carrier off another three hours later when the barrio staff had to wait for a front end loader. An investigation will be done. Sorry Gordo.

After a few hundred complaints the constable and his barrio 666 task forces shut down the only barrio car wash. The attracting element at this establishment was the great service it provided its customers. This great service was that all female staff persons were required to wear a nice pretty little tong. Well a good thing never lasts, for the most exciting business on this side of the tracks had to close it’s doors. The judge that signed the order told us que it was kool for all the females to wear whatever they were required to wear but in some cases the women worn that little nice pretty tong that was a little nice pretty smaller than what they usually wore. No charges will be filed but the owner told us que he might open in a few days when he can find bikinis that won’t violate the law.

Last night the weekly barrio street dance was delayed due to lighting, but within a few hours la raza, were all getting down and dirty. The dance was going great until some smart butt threw a handful of mud at the crowd and the crowd responded with their own handful of mud. After the mud war of 2012, all remained calm and pleasant till the end of the dance. No arrests were made but a few pissed off folks did mention something about someone got their dirty muddy azz kicked.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.