Tuesday, October 8, 2013

hejola report for 10072013

Hejola report for 10072013.
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Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s hejolia award winning barrio headline news, this beautiful October day. For some reason or another and increase of marijuana arrests this past few weeks has the whole hood nervous. Many are wondering if this new wave of arrested are based on that “let me put the finger on you committee” vows to get rid of marijuana out of our hood. Oh well we will see.

Now for our awarding winning barrio headline news:

Barrio volunteers firefighters arrested con marijuana after turning fire out.

el compadre soliz storeage busted con weed.

and finally el chuco garza arrested after he flagged constable down for ride.

At noon yesterday el chuco Garza a well know bum in the hood, was arrested by el constable cadena. It seems que garza was standing in the middle of the road and waving and flagged down cars, but did manage to stop el constable and asked for a ride to the house on the hill. El constable cadenas report indicated que appeared unsteady on his feet and a bit nervous. El constable ask mr garza if he was on medication. But mr garza answer no I just smoked pot. It seems que el constable searched mr garza an found a few ounces of marijuana in his coat pockets and a roll of twenty dollar bills totally up to $400. dollars. Mr garza was arrested and if convicted, he could face lots of time in jail.

And finally, Yesterday afternoon los vatos locos volunteers firefighters were the first to arrive at a burning home on third and wells here on our side of the tracks. Once the real fire fighters from across the tracks got there they suspected that something was up because los vatos locos volunteer fire fighters were acting kinda nervous and were seen ferrying buckets of water to the fire themselves. Los locos were hoping que los neighbors wouldn’t call the real firefighters. Once el constable cadena got there and the fire was turned off he found several marijuana plants growing in the basement of the home and inside los vatos 1978 red ford whatever trunk. No one from the home was arrested but three vatos locos were and taken in for questioning.
ok raza there you have it for todays hejola report I am bill diaz.

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