hejola report for 11132013

Hejola report for 11132013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello again, well I am back con this today’s award winning barrio headline news, I am bill diaz, and now for the news:

Free standing public urinals are being proposed for 2008 in the hood.

Mistrial declared after barrio lawyer forgets argument.

And finally barrio man tasers la commadre mother in a family dispute.

It seems que Luis chapa had enough con la comadres grandmother after she gave her opinion on a matter that was none of her business. So Luis used a stun gun on the grandmother to keep her freaking mouth shut.  The constable cadena arrested Luis and is investigating it as a domestic assault. Charges are pending. La grandmother was not injured, and didn’t required any medical attention.

Things were going so good for lalo Martinez on trail for killing seven cats, two dogs, and a unlimited number of little squirrels . El abogado Juan pistolas was about to deliver his closing statement when he went brain dead, loses his train of thought in trying to defend lalo. The judge declared a mistrial in a murder case of little poor animals, after the defense lawyer said he couldn't continue his closing statement because he had lost his train of thought or just plan forgot. The judge also suggested that el abogado seek medical help at the st. pauls medical center.

It seems que more and more raza are getting busted in the hood for reveling themselves on public streets. A large number of barrio members attended a barrio meeting on how to solve this problem, especially at the corner of third and Wells Street.  The proposal is to put free standing public urinals near that corner. It seems que at the large number of drunken come from that area, which is along the popular night club scene.  The city and county fathers and mothers will look into this matter.

Well there you have it raza I am bill diaz an see you all later gator.