Paris del helles daily 10112016

Paris del helles daily 10112016.

hejolia report from paris, france : paris del helles daily 10112016.

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Paris, france: hello once again I am general fideo vermicelle here at our command post in kingsville tx.

Now let us go to paris, france and our correspondent francisco delgado de gaulle.

Hello from the “Paris del helles daily” I am Francisco Delgado de Gaulle correspondent from Paris France.

Now to all my french connection here is our daily headline news:

Bonjour encore de Paris France, je suis francisco de Sr, journaliste de nouvelles. j'ai habité à Paris maintenant pendant presque une année. nous démuni avons fait rapport à beaucoup sur les bases quotidiennes mais avons visité un bon nombre d'emplacements passionnants. nous espérons que si n'importe qui de vous viennent jamais à Paris veuillez venir chez nous. espérez ainsi que tout le monde fait bien et plan pour être à la maison bientôt de Paris France, je suis sr.francisco. now back to fideo in Kingsville tx.

Ok frank and thanks for those nice French words, HUH I think. ok now for our headline news :

Three horse and buggy owners get fine in the hood,

Two commadres get arrested after fight in from of our command post,

And finally country pancho and county Leroy back in town.

Yesterday afternoon our creator Daniel told us que country pancho and county Leroy have signed an agreement to do a musical video for our productions. The song they plan on recording is still pending from which cd they plan to use. They have two cd’s out, “two vatos on the prowl” or two vatos lost in black hills”. After the meeting planned for this weekend we sure hope que them two boys really stick with this project and get this video done.

In other news two commadres were arrested in front of our command post. It seems que one of the commands that had been with a group protesting needed to go to the bathroom. So she just went around the corner of our office and while doing that, the people next door husband somehow got a glimpse of la commadre with her pants down and taking a leak in their backyard .

 Now this is where the trouble started. La commadre that lives next door saw el compadre watching that exciting moment que she thought que the other commadre was doing it for him to see her, in which la commadre didn’t realize que el compadre was looking. Well la commadre went and grab la command while she was peeping by the hair and drag here all over the yard, until she la commadre managed to stand up and strap it on con la orta commarde. By the time el constable cadena managed to there, the folks had already broken the fight up and both commadres had to go to the st. pauls medical center for treatment . No charges will be file against neither of them.

 

And finally, the barrio fathers and mothers are reconsidering on recalling that special law they just passed last week. In which barrio folks can get horse and buggy permits. Well as you might recall que at least 15 permits were issued this week and already three of those horse and buggies have had several accidents in the hood. One of the owners of the horse and buggy told us que the barrio fathers and mothers should not recall this order and give it a chance. The three horse and buggies that were involved in those accidents did not hurt anyone or any of the animals. It was an accident says one of the owners. We don’t have too many details on that yet but are hoping to keep an eye on this matter.

Ok Raza got to go and a big shout the devoted raza but to those que hate women. Sorry man its your mothers fault..NOT,