Wednesday, June 7, 2017

hejola report for 06072017


Hejolia report for 06072017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again raza I am bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news

Barrio leaders warn about wearing sombreros.

Thomas Trumpas announced today que he wants all male members of the barrio to start wearing sombreros and not cowboy hats. He said that by wearing sombreros it makes it easier to see who is legal and illegal persons living in the hood. Look let’s make sure we know who you are, where you are, and where we can find you if needed to. Some barrio members are calling him a Trumpas a hypocrite when he wears a cowboy hat. When asked why he wore a cowboy hat instead of a sombreros he said it feels good to be an American!

Increase of cowboy’s hat sales increase.

It seems that barrio members are not buy the request by our barrio leader to wear sombreros, but instead have increased the sales of cowboy hats and are not going to comply with his request. Wow we have never seen such an increase on a certain item in a long time says martin lopez. You just can’t beat that when we have sold more than five a day.

And finally a round up gone bad.

Thomas trumpas surpassed el constable this weekend when he tried to round up at least 10 dogs, 4 cats, 22 cows, 15 ducks, 33 chickens, by using his own police force made up of 10 dogs, 4 cats, 22 cows, 15 ducks, and 33 chickens. He did notices que his own forces equal to the same amount of things that he wanted to round up, and stopped by el constable trying to round up 10 dogs, 4 cats, 22 cows, 15 ducks, and 32 chickens. Please note that one of the chickens refuse to be part of any roundup lead by Trumpas!

Ok raza don’t forget to get your sombrero!

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