Hejolia
report for 06072017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again raza I am bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline
news
Barrio leaders
warn about wearing sombreros.
Thomas
Trumpas announced today que he wants all male members of the barrio to start
wearing sombreros and not cowboy hats. He said that by wearing sombreros it
makes it easier to see who is legal and illegal persons living in the hood. Look
let’s make sure we know who you are, where you are, and where we can find you
if needed to. Some barrio members are calling him a Trumpas a hypocrite when he
wears a cowboy hat. When asked why he wore a cowboy hat instead of a sombreros
he said it feels good to be an American!
Increase of
cowboy’s hat sales increase.
It seems
that barrio members are not buy the request by our barrio leader to wear
sombreros, but instead have increased the sales of cowboy hats and are not
going to comply with his request. Wow we have never seen such an increase on a certain
item in a long time says martin lopez. You just can’t beat that when we have sold
more than five a day.
And finally
a round up gone bad.
Thomas trumpas
surpassed el constable this weekend when he tried to round up at least 10 dogs,
4 cats, 22 cows, 15 ducks, 33 chickens, by using his own police force made up
of 10 dogs, 4 cats, 22 cows, 15 ducks, and 33 chickens. He did notices que his
own forces equal to the same amount of things that he wanted to round up, and
stopped by el constable trying to round up 10 dogs, 4 cats, 22 cows, 15 ducks, and
32 chickens. Please note that one of the chickens refuse to be part of any roundup
lead by Trumpas!
Ok raza don’t
forget to get your sombrero!
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