hejola report for 01302018.

Hejola report for 01302018.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am General Fideo Vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Crack makes a big come back:

It seems that regardless of what sex you are and how small your clothing fits you there will always be a crack showing. Barrio educated person told us today que more and more cracks are been seen by all ages and it’s disgusting that many of our children have to see grown men and women cracks in public!

 

Fight between men and women increase for the month of December 2017;

Barrio study showed that an 85 % increase occurred during December where family members fight the most. The study showed it wasn’t sure what it could have been the reason but every indication show money problem was the major factor and alcohol was the second reason. But we all know that!

And finally barrio prepare for 2018:

Yesterday the barrio welcome wagon approved its budget for 2018, by increasing it by $12 more than last year. We are very excited about this huge increase in our fiscal budget. The budget for this year totals $12 plus $12 more is a sign that Trumps tax cuts are helping the hood. Yea, right!

Ok Raza don’t spend that stimulus check in one place!