hejola report for 02082018

Hejiloa report for 02082018.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio 55 Chevy headed to the moon;

17 barrio members’ sign up con barrio airways to take a ride on the new projected 55 Chevy headed to the moon. It was announced last night that these persons will be trained and retrained to be able to make it to the moon while the can hold their breath and more. Did you how much it cost to take them there and back... a bunch says one of the persons that is organizing the trip? We will keep you updated on the progress.

Barrio airline questioned about space trip;

Yesterday afternoon a few real cops came by at the corner of third and wells and spoke with the person in charge of the  temporary booth placed there recruiting persons to the moon. The cops were worried that this could have been some scam due the fact that those interested were required to make a payment of $17,000 up front in order to process their application. More details later.

And finally moon walk stolen:

Sometime during the night someone or somebody went an stolen a bunch of moon walks equipment from a rental store across the tracks. Al Peoples Pal owner of the place told us que he was more than sure que it could have been those persons in charge of the moon trip. Look I overhead them talking the other day outside the store on how to steal one of this so they could practice their moon walk, once they get there. The constable is checking it out.

Ok raza have a great day.