Hejola report
for 07122018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again I am Fideo Vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
Family unites;
Late last
night barrio officials claim que they have reunited several children with their
real parents after mistaking were removed from then at a barrio check point.
Chuy (42) y Cho(45) Morales were united with their parents after spending a few
hours in jail. It seems that their parents Cho (65) and Chuy (68) Morales were
real happy that their boys are back with then, now the question is what happen
to the groceries they had in their car?
Ten chickens
arrested:
El constable
had a hard time round-up the ten chickens he arrested this pasted week where he
claims that they were jay walking and didn’t have any valid I. D with them. He now
says that there was at least ten more that made a run for it. He told us que
unless you have some kind of I>D> with you or not, you’re going back to
the farm!
And finally
preparing for this year’s hurricane season:
Juanita Norte
no barrio weather man has given the hood a weather warning for this next week’s
about a big hurricane this season and you must make sure you are prepared…and
have food and stuff like that just in case one does hit….survival kits will be
sold for a low price of $99.99 per kit. The kit includes but not limited to; 5
cases of beer, 2 cases of spam, 5 oranges, 3 potatoes, and 3 oz. of your favor
weed, and I box of rolling papers... get them while they last… Barrio survival
kit 2018...$99.99 the lowest prices in town.
Ok raza just
picture me rolling…
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