Hejola
report for 12182018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s coverage of Black Fridays , Green
Saturdays, and Brown Sundays on our award winning barrio headline news:
Black Friday hit hard in the hood (toilet paper);
Well as we
expected that this day and this day only brought the most ugliness in lots of
barrio members. It seems that some folks just can’t pay for stuff at regular
prices but wait till those thing are rock bottom cheap. That was the case con
barrio toilet paper last Friday that went on sale for 50 rolls for $20. The
only problem was that toilet paper that was on sale was at sales price was
cheaper at regular price, dang.
Green
Saturday giant t.v. empty boxes on sale;
I quess if
you really look at it, it doesn’t make sense, does it! Look why in the world
would anyone want to buy a giant t.v. box that has nothing in it? Those boxes
sold out within 15 minutes. At total of 35 boxes were available that were
empty. The cost was $25 a box limited 1 box per family basket Or cart. We asked
one person that had 5 boxes in 5 difference shopping carts, it says that per
carts, so I need five of them! But why, we asked again, oh just to impress them
folks in the hood thinking we got them t.v.’s, he answered!
And finally
Brown Sunday was no different, check this out, there was a sale on women’
lingerie and used sex toys, you read it right; used sex toys and women and men’s
lingerie. The sign said one size fits all.
Ok you
cheap-ass shopper have a great tim.
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