barrio headline news for 02142020

Barrio headline news for 02142020.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello Raza have a great VD, oopps I Mean have a great Valentes day and now for our award winning barrio headline news:

VD day gives the wrong message;

Some folks in the hood were real pissed off at Maria Villa for her posting in her barrio page wishing all those with VD to have a great day and spread the love. So folks didn’t find it too fun and filled a complaint about such an ugly wish. Investigation is still under way.

(An STD may also be called a sexually transmitted infection (STI) or venereal disease (VD).).

Barrio hay day;

El barrio leader Tomas trumps said que our economic is doing so good that he is going cancel this year’s .5 percent pay increase for all barrio workers. Look he said we have too darn good to ruin it by giving employees a raise. You don’t want to spoil them. At one point he said we might just be paying people too much already!

Pinto bean recall;

Last night at the barrio bingo house the public announcer told players that they should not be taking the pinto beans used to cover their bingo numbers home, due to the increase price this year. Pinto beans were reasonable at one time but time has changed. And if we don’t monitor them we will have to charge a lot more to play bingo.

Drunks, cracks and hoes warning;

Our constable again told us que we are trying to crack down on all those things that make our hood awful to live in; starting with a shit load of drunks both males and females and in some cases domestic animals and farm animals. In addition to all this, the cracks in the street and all those hoes in the street will be repaired sometime in year 2025. Keep the faith and avoid those areas that have seen such an increase.

And finally some folks go through a lot of trouble;

La commadre Maria La Shorty, went to a lot of trouble to enter the only barrio cigarette cheaper store somewhere down third and Wells street last week. Based on the constable report she bored a hole in the ceiling, gaining access from a vacant building above the cigarette store. The constable told us que it probably took a couple of hours to do this. Once in the store Shorty tripped an alarm inside the store, and she panicked and tried to escape back up the through the hole but ended up falling through the ceiling into a storage room, all of which was caught on surveillance video. It seems that for all her effort, Shorty came away with just a bag of rolling tobacco and a few bottles of energy drinks, said el constable, but she caused thousands of dollars’ worth of damage.  Just for the record, Shorty was already on probation, was charged with burglary and conspiracy to commit a crime. El constable is still looking for that farm animal that he said was an accomplice to this crime. Dang.

Ok Raza have a great V-D day.