Raza around the world from Cascais, Portugal, 2009.
Cchwnn.
Raza em torno do mundo de Cascais, Portugal, 2009. Cchwnn. Cascais, Portugal, olá! outra vez meus amigos e como somos nós que fazemos. Lésbica do la do Veronica aqui de Cascais, Portugal, com seus praias encantadoras e ar jovem. Desde que nós chegamos aqui na semana passada, nós encontramos um grande recurso, e seu status é indisputado - muitos lojas e cafés abastecem pela maior parte às multidões do verão - ele permanece um porto de pesca ativo, com uma cidade velha atraente completamente do estreito, enrolando pistas. Muitos aqui como em toda parte nós estivemos, ainda pensamos que os vaqueiros e os indianos ainda existem em texas. Gee, nós apenas apreciamos este povos, especial o duran de David, que não foi visto pelo menos em 24 horas. Chamou-me alguns minutos há para deixar-me saber o que que era alright. Mas para agora eu sou aprecio as vistas e os povos. tenha um grande dia do tejano, mim são lésbica do la do Veronica, de Cascais, Portugal.
Cascais, Portugal, hello again my friends and how are we doing. Veronica la lesbian here from Cascais, Portugal, with its lovely beaches and youthful air. Since we arrived here last week, we found a great resort, and its status is undisputed – many shops and cafés cater largely to summertime crowds – it remains an active fishing port, with an appealing old town full of narrow, winding lanes. Many here like everywhere we have been, still think cowboys and Indians still exist in texas. Gee, we just enjoy this folks, especially David duran, who has not been seen in at least 24 hours. He did call me a few minutes ago to let me know que he was alright. But for now I am enjoy the views and the folks . have a great tejano day, I am veronica la lesbian, from Cascais, Portugal.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
barrio mall newsletter and news blog for 03182009
Barrio mall newsletter and news blogs for 03182009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Maria la vandia con this weeks barrio mall newsletter and news blogs. First let’s get to our Ocean front properties mall manager and her report, Hilma Dalia Hawkins.
Si maria y como estan. We are very pleased to announce que our own barrio graduate, Eddie Little T Trevino has received his degree in dermatology and has open his office here at ocean front. He will be providing medical services to patients con acne, or cancer problems and will also served those patients con beauty-treatments, such as plastic surgery, and botox for barrio patients. He will have very luxurious waiting rooms and promises to be more personalized than those doctors across the tracks do. Payment plans are available and ways to pay your own way with minimal paperwork. Remember our motto “ if I do you, then you owe me”.
In addition maria, we have added a new dimension to our customers service here at ocean front. We will be having live performances artists doing their thing inside both men and women restrooms. In addition our performing artist will provide soap and towels for our customers using our bathrooms. It’s a great idea and a better way to get to know your tejano artist. Back to you Maria.
Ok hilma from ocean front properties mall. Now lets go con Gloria Guerra mall manager from Westinghouse barrio mall.
Well maria, it’s this way, our barrio zoo on the third floor of our mall will be shut down for a few days and months based on the broken down poor management and failure to pass international inspections and animal sickness and attrition and a deteriorating cages and among the other problems our mall has encounter. We want to let those tejano lovers wanting to visit our zoo instead of attending the Houston livestock show this next few weeks not to show up. Regardless what they say, I still believe in our mall and we will make sure that you can come an feed the animal here without having to bribe anyone. We plan on temporary moving the barrio zoo to our mall parking lot, but all visitors are being warned not to feed the crack heads that hang around the mall.
And in addition maria, we have opened a new nudist restaurant on the second floor. All employees including the bus boys and the kitchen cooks will all be in the nude. The owner of this restaurant, “Una onda sin calzones café” wants to appeal to those persons that hate to eat and wear clothing. We are hoping que this café will attract 25 diners per day. You can eat and drink naked, we also plan on having a barrio naked showcase where crazy chon y su adult toy store will display some of the toys it has for your enjoyment, once a month.
So as you can see we are very excited about this new addition and hope que you can come over and take your clothes off and have a drink on the house.
Ok raza there you have it from our command post I am maria la vandia counting down.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Maria la vandia con this weeks barrio mall newsletter and news blogs. First let’s get to our Ocean front properties mall manager and her report, Hilma Dalia Hawkins.
Si maria y como estan. We are very pleased to announce que our own barrio graduate, Eddie Little T Trevino has received his degree in dermatology and has open his office here at ocean front. He will be providing medical services to patients con acne, or cancer problems and will also served those patients con beauty-treatments, such as plastic surgery, and botox for barrio patients. He will have very luxurious waiting rooms and promises to be more personalized than those doctors across the tracks do. Payment plans are available and ways to pay your own way with minimal paperwork. Remember our motto “ if I do you, then you owe me”.
In addition maria, we have added a new dimension to our customers service here at ocean front. We will be having live performances artists doing their thing inside both men and women restrooms. In addition our performing artist will provide soap and towels for our customers using our bathrooms. It’s a great idea and a better way to get to know your tejano artist. Back to you Maria.
Ok hilma from ocean front properties mall. Now lets go con Gloria Guerra mall manager from Westinghouse barrio mall.
Well maria, it’s this way, our barrio zoo on the third floor of our mall will be shut down for a few days and months based on the broken down poor management and failure to pass international inspections and animal sickness and attrition and a deteriorating cages and among the other problems our mall has encounter. We want to let those tejano lovers wanting to visit our zoo instead of attending the Houston livestock show this next few weeks not to show up. Regardless what they say, I still believe in our mall and we will make sure that you can come an feed the animal here without having to bribe anyone. We plan on temporary moving the barrio zoo to our mall parking lot, but all visitors are being warned not to feed the crack heads that hang around the mall.
And in addition maria, we have opened a new nudist restaurant on the second floor. All employees including the bus boys and the kitchen cooks will all be in the nude. The owner of this restaurant, “Una onda sin calzones café” wants to appeal to those persons that hate to eat and wear clothing. We are hoping que this café will attract 25 diners per day. You can eat and drink naked, we also plan on having a barrio naked showcase where crazy chon y su adult toy store will display some of the toys it has for your enjoyment, once a month.
So as you can see we are very excited about this new addition and hope que you can come over and take your clothes off and have a drink on the house.
Ok raza there you have it from our command post I am maria la vandia counting down.
hejolia report for 03172009
Hejolia report for 03172009. Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Top of the morning to you my good Catholics , how are we doing today, I am country pancho with today’s st. patrick’s day barrio award winning headline news.
Mysterious white power at the corner of third and wells investigated.
Barrio punks steal wooden low rider statue drive through signal.
And finally, crack head busted for having a hidden camera.
One of a few crack heads that has a job was arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of wells and third street where he works at, accsed of secretly installing a hidden video mini camera at the tip of his shoes. El constable tells us que Carlos the crack head would approach his women customers , especially those that were wearing dresses and try to video their underneath clothing, with his hidden camera. Yolanda Rodriques, made the charges of carlos having a secret video once she overheard some other crack heads whistling at her, and her green underwear. How in the hell did they know that? Once she determined que it was esta pincha carlos, she contacted el constable. El constable has collected all the videos que carlos had at his home and will review them for further charges.
La commadre’s shop and go gas station, called the constable late last night when some freaking barrio punks stole her wooden low-rider statue which stood in front of her store now for several years. La commander Lisa Mendoza, told us que it was her pride and joy and now some freaking punk has it in their front room or something. El constable is driving around the hood to see if any signs of it. If you have any information concerning this status please call el constable.
Yesterday afternoon, the whole Westside of third and wells had to be evacuated when a pound of some white power was found at the corner of the street. Once the constable cadena got there and de vato loco’s volunteer firefighters department they used their own sensor equipment (NOSE) to identify the substance as some kind of barrio flour or was it? We are not sure but los loco’s were able to pick up most of it and took it as evidences down to the barrio community headquarters where additional tests were to be conducted. They gave no explanation for the incident. We have called the firehouse several times already and no answer to this question. The constable tells us that there is no reason to continue the investigation.
Ok raza there you have it, have a great day.
Kingsville,tx. Top of the morning to you my good Catholics , how are we doing today, I am country pancho with today’s st. patrick’s day barrio award winning headline news.
Mysterious white power at the corner of third and wells investigated.
Barrio punks steal wooden low rider statue drive through signal.
And finally, crack head busted for having a hidden camera.
One of a few crack heads that has a job was arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of wells and third street where he works at, accsed of secretly installing a hidden video mini camera at the tip of his shoes. El constable tells us que Carlos the crack head would approach his women customers , especially those that were wearing dresses and try to video their underneath clothing, with his hidden camera. Yolanda Rodriques, made the charges of carlos having a secret video once she overheard some other crack heads whistling at her, and her green underwear. How in the hell did they know that? Once she determined que it was esta pincha carlos, she contacted el constable. El constable has collected all the videos que carlos had at his home and will review them for further charges.
La commadre’s shop and go gas station, called the constable late last night when some freaking barrio punks stole her wooden low-rider statue which stood in front of her store now for several years. La commander Lisa Mendoza, told us que it was her pride and joy and now some freaking punk has it in their front room or something. El constable is driving around the hood to see if any signs of it. If you have any information concerning this status please call el constable.
Yesterday afternoon, the whole Westside of third and wells had to be evacuated when a pound of some white power was found at the corner of the street. Once the constable cadena got there and de vato loco’s volunteer firefighters department they used their own sensor equipment (NOSE) to identify the substance as some kind of barrio flour or was it? We are not sure but los loco’s were able to pick up most of it and took it as evidences down to the barrio community headquarters where additional tests were to be conducted. They gave no explanation for the incident. We have called the firehouse several times already and no answer to this question. The constable tells us that there is no reason to continue the investigation.
Ok raza there you have it, have a great day.
Monday, March 16, 2009
diary of a barrio funeral a social gathering 2009
Diary of a barrio funeral; a social gathering, 2009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello como estan I am blanca blanck blanco con our diary of a barrio funeral; a social gathering. Planning a funeral is something most of us have to do at one point in our lives, do I really have to do, you ask? Well I would say yes, you really need to. Just keep in mind it’s a very emotional event, when you are arranging a funeral for a loved one who just died. I will try to keep it as simple as possible.
I would like to start from the end to the beginning.
First of all make sure they got the right plot. Makes sure a family member that knows or knew more or less where the plots are and who is to be buried in them and where. Family members can’t stop the funeral to measure the plot and see if it’s correct location. Believe me, we can always come back and move it.
Second, driving too and back from the grave site, make sure we bring back everyone single person we took there. And make sure if the big limo is already paid for that you us use it.
Third, which is very important here, try and make sure that all the pall bearers are under the age of 25 years old, or adults that don’t have any physiological issues. The worse thing is to see half of the adult men pall bearers leave the church during mass to use the bathroom.
Fourth, make sure that if the whole family is going to pay for the funeral and you don’t spend a dime, not to come back on you at a later date, that you didn’t do this and nor that or pitch in any money.
Fifth, make sure that you do have a power of attorney and not the moron of the family having it. It makes it so much easier on everybody.
Sixth, now you tell those bill collectors that you have been waiting for their call, she is died don’t call back.
Seventh, in picking a funeral home make sure you check with every relative that might have a friend that owes one. And make darn sure they don’t get any kick back on the referral.
Eighth, make plans on informing all your relatives if you can, if not find someone in your family that don’t have a job to make the calls. They aren’t doing anything anyhow. An if some donated the food make sure we cooked it and who got paid to do it.
Ninth, if a family member is watching over a serious ill family member and they don’t show up for three days, wanting explanations, just tell them where were you three days ago.
Tenth, don’t make fun of all the older relatives that are showing up for the funeral, they might be next.
And finally, if one of the family members is being irrational or ridiculous and insist on taking that ill relative home, call the cops.
I am sure there is much more but I just can’t remember. Thank you I am bbb.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello como estan I am blanca blanck blanco con our diary of a barrio funeral; a social gathering. Planning a funeral is something most of us have to do at one point in our lives, do I really have to do, you ask? Well I would say yes, you really need to. Just keep in mind it’s a very emotional event, when you are arranging a funeral for a loved one who just died. I will try to keep it as simple as possible.
I would like to start from the end to the beginning.
First of all make sure they got the right plot. Makes sure a family member that knows or knew more or less where the plots are and who is to be buried in them and where. Family members can’t stop the funeral to measure the plot and see if it’s correct location. Believe me, we can always come back and move it.
Second, driving too and back from the grave site, make sure we bring back everyone single person we took there. And make sure if the big limo is already paid for that you us use it.
Third, which is very important here, try and make sure that all the pall bearers are under the age of 25 years old, or adults that don’t have any physiological issues. The worse thing is to see half of the adult men pall bearers leave the church during mass to use the bathroom.
Fourth, make sure that if the whole family is going to pay for the funeral and you don’t spend a dime, not to come back on you at a later date, that you didn’t do this and nor that or pitch in any money.
Fifth, make sure that you do have a power of attorney and not the moron of the family having it. It makes it so much easier on everybody.
Sixth, now you tell those bill collectors that you have been waiting for their call, she is died don’t call back.
Seventh, in picking a funeral home make sure you check with every relative that might have a friend that owes one. And make darn sure they don’t get any kick back on the referral.
Eighth, make plans on informing all your relatives if you can, if not find someone in your family that don’t have a job to make the calls. They aren’t doing anything anyhow. An if some donated the food make sure we cooked it and who got paid to do it.
Ninth, if a family member is watching over a serious ill family member and they don’t show up for three days, wanting explanations, just tell them where were you three days ago.
Tenth, don’t make fun of all the older relatives that are showing up for the funeral, they might be next.
And finally, if one of the family members is being irrational or ridiculous and insist on taking that ill relative home, call the cops.
I am sure there is much more but I just can’t remember. Thank you I am bbb.
hejolia report for 03162009
03162009
Cchwnn: hejolia report from the past.
Now from our 1978 ford whatever here is Alcardio Samudio.
Heveano raza, I am Alcardio Samudio, David is on assignment.
Well como estan an its spring break, and man did we see naked people at the beach. What is it con los tongs que the young women wear now days. I would like to see my commadre en one. She said she would love to wear one pero esta a little bit big.
Now con the headline news:
Vacationing gringo en hood ticketed for camping in the hood,
Construction worker and property surveyors find marijuana garden,
And yet weird woman chased from behind mall.
The residents of 411 west Richard called el constable cadena to come an check out a trailer parked next to their home. El constable cadena reports stated que every night this week, a gringo man in long shorts y long brown socks or a winter Texan drives up in front of a los Casanovas home at 411 west Richard Street, and unhooks a tanned tarp-topped trailer and comes back later to sleep in it. Well last night el constable was able to catch esta gringo and ticketed for camping in town, and was asked que please stay on the other side of the tracks.
Yesterday afternoon a call to 811 took el constable cadena to 300 block of west wells where a private surveyor and his helper found a marijuana garden. They both didn’t know whose it was but the property that was being survey was owned by martin h. Cantu who is serving five years in the county jail across the track. El constable cadena was not persuaded and took the two workers in for more questioning.
And finally, a call to el constable office regarding a woman in a black trench coat hanging out for hours behind the Westinghouse barrio mall was acting kind of weird. Once the constable and the mall security showed up the woman had left the area. But some folks who saw the woman said que she was only wearing that black trench coat con UN g-sting underneath.
Well folks that is it for today. Don’t for. Good day.
Cchwnn: hejolia report from the past.
Now from our 1978 ford whatever here is Alcardio Samudio.
Heveano raza, I am Alcardio Samudio, David is on assignment.
Well como estan an its spring break, and man did we see naked people at the beach. What is it con los tongs que the young women wear now days. I would like to see my commadre en one. She said she would love to wear one pero esta a little bit big.
Now con the headline news:
Vacationing gringo en hood ticketed for camping in the hood,
Construction worker and property surveyors find marijuana garden,
And yet weird woman chased from behind mall.
The residents of 411 west Richard called el constable cadena to come an check out a trailer parked next to their home. El constable cadena reports stated que every night this week, a gringo man in long shorts y long brown socks or a winter Texan drives up in front of a los Casanovas home at 411 west Richard Street, and unhooks a tanned tarp-topped trailer and comes back later to sleep in it. Well last night el constable was able to catch esta gringo and ticketed for camping in town, and was asked que please stay on the other side of the tracks.
Yesterday afternoon a call to 811 took el constable cadena to 300 block of west wells where a private surveyor and his helper found a marijuana garden. They both didn’t know whose it was but the property that was being survey was owned by martin h. Cantu who is serving five years in the county jail across the track. El constable cadena was not persuaded and took the two workers in for more questioning.
And finally, a call to el constable office regarding a woman in a black trench coat hanging out for hours behind the Westinghouse barrio mall was acting kind of weird. Once the constable and the mall security showed up the woman had left the area. But some folks who saw the woman said que she was only wearing that black trench coat con UN g-sting underneath.
Well folks that is it for today. Don’t for. Good day.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
barrio news network newletter for 03042009
Barrio mall newsletters for 03042009.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall:
Hello I am Gloria Guerra con our newsletter that we are force to share space with you know who. But putting that all aside let’s get to our mall correspondent General Fideo vermicelli.
Well Gloria things are not going to smooth, it seems que a last year, during the annual clown fest, and a mall customer was hit in the head by a flying dildo and causing extensive head and shoulder injuries. It seems Baudelia Hawkins, tells this report que the mall should have had better security knowing que those clowns are out of control, and she is seeking more that $40,000 in medical bills, and barrio emotional stress and punitive damages. And by the way she gets real upset when she sees clowns. Gloria we will be going to court in the real near future.
Ok thanks General. Now let’s go to our gal Maria la vandia.
Si Gloria, we don’t think that this law suit will hold any ground. But talking about our mall, a group of locos better known as the only barrio poltergeist group “poltergeist de la Tierra de aztlan” will gather this weekend for their first group meeting. The mall has allowed them to stay over night when the mall is close to see if the mall is haunted or any weird poltergeic activities going on while the mall is close. Back to you Gloria boohoos.
Ok raza there you have it now back to the command post.
Now let’s go to our “ocean front properties mall”, Hi there I am mall manager Hilma Dalia Hawkins, from Hawkins’s barrio properties. We are very pleased to provide you el barrio shopper with the best darn customer services to make your spending money much easier and enjoyable. We consider ourselves the best mall in the hood or better known this side of tracks, attracting customers from all over the county. And we do promise to be friendly, convenient, and promise to maintain our properties both inside and outside and keep the mall area clean and inviting. We have hired real security personnel and do promise to maintain a safe and secure environment. Have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall:
Hello I am Gloria Guerra con our newsletter that we are force to share space with you know who. But putting that all aside let’s get to our mall correspondent General Fideo vermicelli.
Well Gloria things are not going to smooth, it seems que a last year, during the annual clown fest, and a mall customer was hit in the head by a flying dildo and causing extensive head and shoulder injuries. It seems Baudelia Hawkins, tells this report que the mall should have had better security knowing que those clowns are out of control, and she is seeking more that $40,000 in medical bills, and barrio emotional stress and punitive damages. And by the way she gets real upset when she sees clowns. Gloria we will be going to court in the real near future.
Ok thanks General. Now let’s go to our gal Maria la vandia.
Si Gloria, we don’t think that this law suit will hold any ground. But talking about our mall, a group of locos better known as the only barrio poltergeist group “poltergeist de la Tierra de aztlan” will gather this weekend for their first group meeting. The mall has allowed them to stay over night when the mall is close to see if the mall is haunted or any weird poltergeic activities going on while the mall is close. Back to you Gloria boohoos.
Ok raza there you have it now back to the command post.
Now let’s go to our “ocean front properties mall”, Hi there I am mall manager Hilma Dalia Hawkins, from Hawkins’s barrio properties. We are very pleased to provide you el barrio shopper with the best darn customer services to make your spending money much easier and enjoyable. We consider ourselves the best mall in the hood or better known this side of tracks, attracting customers from all over the county. And we do promise to be friendly, convenient, and promise to maintain our properties both inside and outside and keep the mall area clean and inviting. We have hired real security personnel and do promise to maintain a safe and secure environment. Have a great day.
hejolia report for 03032009
Hejolia report for 03032009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi there, I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Primo wakes up on the way to morgue.
Barrio vato attacks wrong handicap person.
And finally barrio airways bust barrio family con pets.
El y la senior Martinez were asked to get off the only barrio airway plane this Saturday when they were trying to sneak ten cats and three dogs on board the 5 passenger plane. They almost had it says captain Mingo, the only license pilot and owner of barrio airways. Si esta gente were trying to be pretty tricky an almost got away with until la seniora seemed to be talking to one off her seven carryon luggage and bags. No charges will be filed but captain Mingo told us que if they are willing to pay extra it’s very possible that they can fly again con barrio airways.
In other news, Joh Ruiz lost his left arm and right leg in a freak accident about 10 years ago when he got drunk and fell asleep on the rail road tracks and the morning 4:00am train ran over him. Since then he has master some self defense training. But esta vato from the barrio really thought he had a chance of to rip him off late Saturday night when Joh left the only topless bar in the hood. As he hopped down the street esta vato surprised him, that’s when Joh went into action. He turned around and laid some heavy chingos at esta vato head and did a drop kick with his only leg. Esta vato was found knocked out in the middle of the alley around third and wells after Joh informed el constable. No charges will be filed against Joh but esta vato is going to jail, says el constable cadena.
Chinga, if things weren’t bad enough for el primo, better known as el primo, lost his job, lost his wife, lost his home, lost his car, lost his family, lost his cable , lost his t.v., lost his accordion, and all his pets left him. So el primo, based on what the el constables report tried to kill him by smoking ten joints, drinking two cases of beer, three bottles of wine and a wild night con you know who. Well it seems que you know who called el constable to report que el primo was not responding to anything late Saturday night, I mean anything and everything says you know who. Well el constable called los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters who have a little experience dealing con these matters. When los loco’s got there they determined que he might be dead. So they called the real 918, and requested to pick up the body. On his way over to the morgue el primo woke up and walked out of the 1979 ford whatever. No charges will be filed but he is going to be billed for the ride half way there.
There you have it raza, lots of things going on and it seems que things never end.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi there, I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Primo wakes up on the way to morgue.
Barrio vato attacks wrong handicap person.
And finally barrio airways bust barrio family con pets.
El y la senior Martinez were asked to get off the only barrio airway plane this Saturday when they were trying to sneak ten cats and three dogs on board the 5 passenger plane. They almost had it says captain Mingo, the only license pilot and owner of barrio airways. Si esta gente were trying to be pretty tricky an almost got away with until la seniora seemed to be talking to one off her seven carryon luggage and bags. No charges will be filed but captain Mingo told us que if they are willing to pay extra it’s very possible that they can fly again con barrio airways.
In other news, Joh Ruiz lost his left arm and right leg in a freak accident about 10 years ago when he got drunk and fell asleep on the rail road tracks and the morning 4:00am train ran over him. Since then he has master some self defense training. But esta vato from the barrio really thought he had a chance of to rip him off late Saturday night when Joh left the only topless bar in the hood. As he hopped down the street esta vato surprised him, that’s when Joh went into action. He turned around and laid some heavy chingos at esta vato head and did a drop kick with his only leg. Esta vato was found knocked out in the middle of the alley around third and wells after Joh informed el constable. No charges will be filed against Joh but esta vato is going to jail, says el constable cadena.
Chinga, if things weren’t bad enough for el primo, better known as el primo, lost his job, lost his wife, lost his home, lost his car, lost his family, lost his cable , lost his t.v., lost his accordion, and all his pets left him. So el primo, based on what the el constables report tried to kill him by smoking ten joints, drinking two cases of beer, three bottles of wine and a wild night con you know who. Well it seems que you know who called el constable to report que el primo was not responding to anything late Saturday night, I mean anything and everything says you know who. Well el constable called los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters who have a little experience dealing con these matters. When los loco’s got there they determined que he might be dead. So they called the real 918, and requested to pick up the body. On his way over to the morgue el primo woke up and walked out of the 1979 ford whatever. No charges will be filed but he is going to be billed for the ride half way there.
There you have it raza, lots of things going on and it seems que things never end.
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