Hejola report for 08122009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx . Como estan I am bill diaza once again back from that long vacation our creator took and too dang lazy to write. But we are back and do we have things to report about. Now con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Some Barrio family member prepare for terror this coming weekend.
Increase of concrete blocks and other barrio surveyor kits.
Westinghouse barrio mall update under reconstruction.
For some reasons or another many barrio members are either buying or trying to make their own underground bunkers. And in doing this an increase of concrete blocks and lots of garden tools have been sold all over the barrio on both sides of the tracks. City officials will beef up barrio inspections of such bunkers and to make sure they meet some code.
La familia garica is preparing for lots of terror this coming weekend. Its their 25th family reunion and they have lots of their cousins y primos not well trained in the hood, como son de rancho. La family is asking lots of the barrio members not to come over unless you have a case of beer and lots of guts. Porque estos son puuuro borricasso….. something like that. They have gone as far an hired several barrio security666 forces to watch over the hood this weekend.
And finally el Westinghouse barrio mall is moving real slow in meeting its deadline in reopening its doors. It’s not in the near futures says a spoken person for the mall.
Well there you have it for today. I am bill diaz for our barrio war torn area.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
the caucasian evolution for 2010
Cchwnn: exclusive report con maria la vandia : “the caucasian evolution”.
08112009
To read the exclusive interview con Russell rusty Ruffneck, the leader of this new barrio group, please visit our website:
Chicano cable hot wired news network (netscape).
The people, events and circumstances that are covered by Chicano Cable Hot Wired News Network are make believe. And for any reason your name, or event, or circumstance resembles something that really happened is just a coincidental. This Web-site is an entertainment site. This is not real news or real events. It is mostly make beleive and people perceive this as real news. View this site in jest. If you think this is actually real news or believe to be either racist or promoting racisism... then you're an idiot more than i am.
Hello my friends I am maria la vandia con an esta exclusive report on a brand new orgainzation that has teamed up con our own barrio group “let me put the finger on you committee”. This new group is called “the caucasian evolution’, headed by a former city redneck comissioner Russell rusty Ruffneck, who by the way is married to la prima Maria gomez ruiz.
Based on mr Ruffneck’s comments, this organization is calling for all caucasians to stand together on this bothered days. Mr ruffnecks : hello my brothers and sisters, at one time we were all caucasians. I remember when there was only two kind of people and that was black or caucasian. We want to assure all the members in this here hood, that I am my Maria are very proud of. We have lived here for as long as I can remember. So we are calling all you caucasians with the same feeling of what is going on, that we must take a stand.
This immgration issue has divided many families and friends. But what better is that now we know who are friends are. First of all let me thank a barriooo group that has joined our new evolution an that’s “ let me put the finger on you committee”. Its people like this that will help us keep those illegals out off our hood and keep them mexicans away from those low paying jobs, that we need. But today we are calling for all barrio members, that want to stand up for our american way and that’s the only way, to have our own protest.
Yes, we “ the caucasian evolution” will be having a our day of protest. Our protest will keep on those barrio business that hire and cader to them boys. We are calling a boycott to all the mexicans resturations and stores and shops that had illegals working. We are also asking all the unemployed causcasians to stand and help do those ugly, dirty, sticky, low wage jobs, for one day. For those farmers and ranchers come by our office on our great day and we will have caucasians that are willing to do them job them boys do in the fields, hot shops, and them odd jobs. So join us barriooo members on this great day.
Well there yu have it folks I am maria la vandia and “the caucasian revolution” is schedule for this coming fourth of july. A march and many things are being planned here in the hood along con “let me put the finger on you committee”.
We will continune to cover this story and its impack in our hood. Cchwnn stand that we do not support this group nor believe in what the heck they are trying to prove. I am maria la vandia from our command post here in kingsville tex.
08112009
To read the exclusive interview con Russell rusty Ruffneck, the leader of this new barrio group, please visit our website:
Chicano cable hot wired news network (netscape).
The people, events and circumstances that are covered by Chicano Cable Hot Wired News Network are make believe. And for any reason your name, or event, or circumstance resembles something that really happened is just a coincidental. This Web-site is an entertainment site. This is not real news or real events. It is mostly make beleive and people perceive this as real news. View this site in jest. If you think this is actually real news or believe to be either racist or promoting racisism... then you're an idiot more than i am.
Hello my friends I am maria la vandia con an esta exclusive report on a brand new orgainzation that has teamed up con our own barrio group “let me put the finger on you committee”. This new group is called “the caucasian evolution’, headed by a former city redneck comissioner Russell rusty Ruffneck, who by the way is married to la prima Maria gomez ruiz.
Based on mr Ruffneck’s comments, this organization is calling for all caucasians to stand together on this bothered days. Mr ruffnecks : hello my brothers and sisters, at one time we were all caucasians. I remember when there was only two kind of people and that was black or caucasian. We want to assure all the members in this here hood, that I am my Maria are very proud of. We have lived here for as long as I can remember. So we are calling all you caucasians with the same feeling of what is going on, that we must take a stand.
This immgration issue has divided many families and friends. But what better is that now we know who are friends are. First of all let me thank a barriooo group that has joined our new evolution an that’s “ let me put the finger on you committee”. Its people like this that will help us keep those illegals out off our hood and keep them mexicans away from those low paying jobs, that we need. But today we are calling for all barrio members, that want to stand up for our american way and that’s the only way, to have our own protest.
Yes, we “ the caucasian evolution” will be having a our day of protest. Our protest will keep on those barrio business that hire and cader to them boys. We are calling a boycott to all the mexicans resturations and stores and shops that had illegals working. We are also asking all the unemployed causcasians to stand and help do those ugly, dirty, sticky, low wage jobs, for one day. For those farmers and ranchers come by our office on our great day and we will have caucasians that are willing to do them job them boys do in the fields, hot shops, and them odd jobs. So join us barriooo members on this great day.
Well there yu have it folks I am maria la vandia and “the caucasian revolution” is schedule for this coming fourth of july. A march and many things are being planned here in the hood along con “let me put the finger on you committee”.
We will continune to cover this story and its impack in our hood. Cchwnn stand that we do not support this group nor believe in what the heck they are trying to prove. I am maria la vandia from our command post here in kingsville tex.
Monday, August 10, 2009
hejola report for 08102009
hejolia report for 08102009
Now from our command post down that sunny street with no street lights at night Bill Diaz....
hello or shall I say Heaven-o..
Now the headline news:
City to continue cracking down on stuff that don't look right in the barrio,
Barrio housing shortage study/petition found in city hall father's closet,
And funeral home makes impact at westinghouse mall...
Our city fathers noticed after the rains que mucho del barrio members belongs got swept across the railroad tracks, making that side of town look like this side of town. What are we to do says one city mother after removing trash and tin cans and other stuff from here front lawn yesterday...
I know she said it’s coming from over there, yes, as she points across the tracks. We need to let them know que their homes and front lawns need to look like ours,,,,she cried, not ours looking like theirs.... That is why we are proposing que the city pass a law que people lawns and home meet a standard code set by the people living across the tracks. The new proposed law didn’t say which side of town was going to be used as the standard code; we here on this side or they there on that side. Only one major problem, raza, is que el barrio is down hill from the tracks.
CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK was provided this weekend from an unknown source A BOX LABELED BARRIO HOUSING RESULTS. It seems que ten years ago la raza passed a petition, that lead to a city hearing, that lead to a study, that lead to a steering committee, that lead to a full committee, that lead to the city recommendation, that lead it to be tabled for the next schedule meeting and was never brought up again.....the results indicated the lack of adequate housing and lack of adequate street development and a bigger problem, lack of adequate drainage and sewer lines and drainage .We here plan to follow-up on this matter at a future city meeting...lets hope they don't ask to see those results....
I am more than sure que the city is going to invest a few dollars to do another study on the study that was done . And if they wanted to see the old study, of course it would be impossible due to the fact que we have that study at our office...what a nut shell.....
We will keep you in touch. And hope to present the city father's with the idea of presenting this study as a result of our study we did....in which you and I know que this study is the study they did but will be presented to them as a new study because not too much has changed since this study was done ten years ago......we will keep you informed...on the result of this study....
And finally, the WESTINGHOUSE MALL management gave el barrio some good yesterday morning, it seems que the mall, that's the WESTINGHOSUE MALL will be opening a new business there. La familia Moya, owners of the chain funeral home in our fine barrio, has decided to move their center office to the mall. La familia Moya will continue its fine service it has provided the hood this passed twenty years, with its reasonable rates, instant credit, and long long term payment plan.... Mr. Moya says People are dying to see us.... come on down and see our new location con muchos give a ways and drawing for a free funeral....wow que onda,,,,hejolia.....
Well there you have raza . A little bit of heaven, for all of you..
your business is our business and my business is none of your business".... good day,,,
Now from our command post down that sunny street with no street lights at night Bill Diaz....
hello or shall I say Heaven-o..
Now the headline news:
City to continue cracking down on stuff that don't look right in the barrio,
Barrio housing shortage study/petition found in city hall father's closet,
And funeral home makes impact at westinghouse mall...
Our city fathers noticed after the rains que mucho del barrio members belongs got swept across the railroad tracks, making that side of town look like this side of town. What are we to do says one city mother after removing trash and tin cans and other stuff from here front lawn yesterday...
I know she said it’s coming from over there, yes, as she points across the tracks. We need to let them know que their homes and front lawns need to look like ours,,,,she cried, not ours looking like theirs.... That is why we are proposing que the city pass a law que people lawns and home meet a standard code set by the people living across the tracks. The new proposed law didn’t say which side of town was going to be used as the standard code; we here on this side or they there on that side. Only one major problem, raza, is que el barrio is down hill from the tracks.
CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK was provided this weekend from an unknown source A BOX LABELED BARRIO HOUSING RESULTS. It seems que ten years ago la raza passed a petition, that lead to a city hearing, that lead to a study, that lead to a steering committee, that lead to a full committee, that lead to the city recommendation, that lead it to be tabled for the next schedule meeting and was never brought up again.....the results indicated the lack of adequate housing and lack of adequate street development and a bigger problem, lack of adequate drainage and sewer lines and drainage .We here plan to follow-up on this matter at a future city meeting...lets hope they don't ask to see those results....
I am more than sure que the city is going to invest a few dollars to do another study on the study that was done . And if they wanted to see the old study, of course it would be impossible due to the fact que we have that study at our office...what a nut shell.....
We will keep you in touch. And hope to present the city father's with the idea of presenting this study as a result of our study we did....in which you and I know que this study is the study they did but will be presented to them as a new study because not too much has changed since this study was done ten years ago......we will keep you informed...on the result of this study....
And finally, the WESTINGHOUSE MALL management gave el barrio some good yesterday morning, it seems que the mall, that's the WESTINGHOSUE MALL will be opening a new business there. La familia Moya, owners of the chain funeral home in our fine barrio, has decided to move their center office to the mall. La familia Moya will continue its fine service it has provided the hood this passed twenty years, with its reasonable rates, instant credit, and long long term payment plan.... Mr. Moya says People are dying to see us.... come on down and see our new location con muchos give a ways and drawing for a free funeral....wow que onda,,,,hejolia.....
Well there you have raza . A little bit of heaven, for all of you..
your business is our business and my business is none of your business".... good day,,,
Thursday, August 6, 2009
spookys westside warrior news network 08062009
Spookys Westside warrior news for 08062009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our guy at the end of third street in Kingsville here is Lewis mojo lewis with today news.
Hello again my friends, how are today? Its been sometime since I last wrote but I am back. You see my friend there lots of things that have been going on out here but I know for sure that the police are going to have to do something about it. What are you referring to you ask? The street lights man. We have at least ten blocks on our side of the tracks and not one single street light is working. My god its dark here man. You know I don’t mind being black but that does mean we have to live in black. A few weeks ago several city officials toured the this side of town and many of them didn’t realize how bad it was over here.
But since they have not been seen since then, one has to wonder if our city offcials real care about our hood? I am more than sure that in your hood you might be having the problems, but you know this problem can be solved real easy. How you ask, how easy? Sure, just vote them out. Look somehow and somewhere these fools got elected and they need our hood votes to stay elected. So lets all get together and protest the lack of awareness and the lack of city services done here in the hood. Look, we are just like you, we pay taxes . Ok I feel better now for some headline news:
Sister finds treasure inside a chair she purchased at garage sale,
disabled man and blind woman drove each other home,
and finally three drunks drive one car.
Yesterday afternoon brother John and brother Bill and Little joe were caught driving the same Landcruiser unlicensed within four hours of each other. When the car was pulled over the first time the two passengers were told to leave the vehicle unless they could find a sober driver and they said they could. El constable cadena told us que "For him to pull over the same car twice in one night and take in two drink-drivers is unusual, but for it to happen a third time is very disturbing."
The saga began when el constable cadena pulled over a blue and white and red Toyota pick-up heading to the east side breath-test the driver just before 10 am Saturday morning. There brother John was taken to east side watch-house to recorded a blook alcohol reading of .267,five times above the legal limit.
Now check this out on the way back from east side el constable cadena noticed the same Toyota pickup around noon headed back to the hood. Here el constable stopped the Toyota and tested the driver for his alcohol level. Here, brother Bill was also way above the minimum level of alcohol level, and was arrested and also taken in to the east police center. Now here is where it got ugly, within an hour el constable noticed the same truck pulling out of a local tavern in the hood so he pulled it over and discovered que little joe was also recorded a blood alcohol reading above the minimum, and arrested him also.
El constable cadena had to give a press conference that afternoon at a local church to answer question on why he had arrested them brothers. El constable told the crowd of about 3 people que its not something that occurs every day and that the three brothers involved were not only a danger to themselves but all the road users. You all would think that after seeing two of your brothers arrested for drunk-driving in the same vehicle on the same day that third bro would learn their lesson. The constable wanted to thank the their family for not allowing anymore relative to drive the truck home. One of the people in the crowd asked the constable why he didn’t tow the truck in the first place? The constable didn’t have an answer.
In other news, el constable cadena told us que A woman who is wheelchair-bound and "virtually blind" drove her boyfriend seymore Goode home after an evening of drinking, parting and cussing because he was so drunk. She repeated the same story at a court hearing yesterday afternoon. Ms. Sandra gullet told the judge que after crashing into two parked cars, and running over two dogs, told the judge, that she was not doing too badly until her legs seized up and her eyes "went blank". She told constable cadena the arresting officers, I am virtually blind. And I had a provisional drivers licence a year ago but I did not take the test as I’m scared of the road. She continued to explain to the judge que she went blank and my leg seized up and froze and couldn’t even move the braked and the clutch. She continued to say que had her hands over her eyes and really didn’t know where she was going. She wa given a ticket for driving without a licence, driving with no insurance and a ticket for driving without due care and attention. She was also banned for three years and fined $2000.00 by the way her ban from driving did not affect her use of a disabled persons scooter.
And finally ms letty Lichanburger had been going to garage sales for 30 years and taking good-natured ribbing from her family all the this time. now, the tables have turned. Ms lichanburger has found more than $3,000 in bills dating from 1928 to 1953 in the bottom of a high-backed chair she bought at a garage sale — for two bucks. Since the owners of the chair had already moved and nowhere to be found she legally owned the money. No comments were made anywhere in the hood about this miracle and waited 30 days to see if anyone would report the money missing.
Well folks as you can see good things come from sitting down all day. I am lewis mojo lewis good day from the dark side of town.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our guy at the end of third street in Kingsville here is Lewis mojo lewis with today news.
Hello again my friends, how are today? Its been sometime since I last wrote but I am back. You see my friend there lots of things that have been going on out here but I know for sure that the police are going to have to do something about it. What are you referring to you ask? The street lights man. We have at least ten blocks on our side of the tracks and not one single street light is working. My god its dark here man. You know I don’t mind being black but that does mean we have to live in black. A few weeks ago several city officials toured the this side of town and many of them didn’t realize how bad it was over here.
But since they have not been seen since then, one has to wonder if our city offcials real care about our hood? I am more than sure that in your hood you might be having the problems, but you know this problem can be solved real easy. How you ask, how easy? Sure, just vote them out. Look somehow and somewhere these fools got elected and they need our hood votes to stay elected. So lets all get together and protest the lack of awareness and the lack of city services done here in the hood. Look, we are just like you, we pay taxes . Ok I feel better now for some headline news:
Sister finds treasure inside a chair she purchased at garage sale,
disabled man and blind woman drove each other home,
and finally three drunks drive one car.
Yesterday afternoon brother John and brother Bill and Little joe were caught driving the same Landcruiser unlicensed within four hours of each other. When the car was pulled over the first time the two passengers were told to leave the vehicle unless they could find a sober driver and they said they could. El constable cadena told us que "For him to pull over the same car twice in one night and take in two drink-drivers is unusual, but for it to happen a third time is very disturbing."
The saga began when el constable cadena pulled over a blue and white and red Toyota pick-up heading to the east side breath-test the driver just before 10 am Saturday morning. There brother John was taken to east side watch-house to recorded a blook alcohol reading of .267,five times above the legal limit.
Now check this out on the way back from east side el constable cadena noticed the same Toyota pickup around noon headed back to the hood. Here el constable stopped the Toyota and tested the driver for his alcohol level. Here, brother Bill was also way above the minimum level of alcohol level, and was arrested and also taken in to the east police center. Now here is where it got ugly, within an hour el constable noticed the same truck pulling out of a local tavern in the hood so he pulled it over and discovered que little joe was also recorded a blood alcohol reading above the minimum, and arrested him also.
El constable cadena had to give a press conference that afternoon at a local church to answer question on why he had arrested them brothers. El constable told the crowd of about 3 people que its not something that occurs every day and that the three brothers involved were not only a danger to themselves but all the road users. You all would think that after seeing two of your brothers arrested for drunk-driving in the same vehicle on the same day that third bro would learn their lesson. The constable wanted to thank the their family for not allowing anymore relative to drive the truck home. One of the people in the crowd asked the constable why he didn’t tow the truck in the first place? The constable didn’t have an answer.
In other news, el constable cadena told us que A woman who is wheelchair-bound and "virtually blind" drove her boyfriend seymore Goode home after an evening of drinking, parting and cussing because he was so drunk. She repeated the same story at a court hearing yesterday afternoon. Ms. Sandra gullet told the judge que after crashing into two parked cars, and running over two dogs, told the judge, that she was not doing too badly until her legs seized up and her eyes "went blank". She told constable cadena the arresting officers, I am virtually blind. And I had a provisional drivers licence a year ago but I did not take the test as I’m scared of the road. She continued to explain to the judge que she went blank and my leg seized up and froze and couldn’t even move the braked and the clutch. She continued to say que had her hands over her eyes and really didn’t know where she was going. She wa given a ticket for driving without a licence, driving with no insurance and a ticket for driving without due care and attention. She was also banned for three years and fined $2000.00 by the way her ban from driving did not affect her use of a disabled persons scooter.
And finally ms letty Lichanburger had been going to garage sales for 30 years and taking good-natured ribbing from her family all the this time. now, the tables have turned. Ms lichanburger has found more than $3,000 in bills dating from 1928 to 1953 in the bottom of a high-backed chair she bought at a garage sale — for two bucks. Since the owners of the chair had already moved and nowhere to be found she legally owned the money. No comments were made anywhere in the hood about this miracle and waited 30 days to see if anyone would report the money missing.
Well folks as you can see good things come from sitting down all day. I am lewis mojo lewis good day from the dark side of town.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
hejola report for 08052009
HEJOLIA REPORT for 08052009. Cchwnn. Kingsville,tx. NOW FROM THE SHORES OFF OUR FRONT LAWN HERE IS BILL DIAZ, Hello wrestling fans y como estan….now the headline news, La comadre breaks leg at little league game, funeral home in mall stir guest ions, and gas price stable for the day..
Yesterday afternoon los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to Ramos park to assist con la comadre melva Nunez, who seems to have broken here leg after chasing her tenth foul ball of the afternoon.
You see la comadre melva has 5 children and the two twins playing, and to try and buy each one a snow cone could be an expensive afternoon. So melva figured que if he & oops I mean she, anyhow if she could retrieve several of those foul balls she might just save several bucks… A park attended mention to us, whose name we promise que we would not mention (frank), que this was not the first parent to get hurt this season chasing foul balls. Oh yea this year has been the furthers of several years que parents and other adults are chasing foul ball since the price of snow cones has gone up to $1.50 each this season.
It seems que la comadre Melva was hit from behind by a nine year little girl also with the same intention, get that foul ball for a free snow cone. It took the real emg. unit at least one hour to get to Ramos park and assist los vato;s loco volunteer firefighters con la comadre injurer;
The Westinghouse barrio mall owners approved the leasing of space to La familia Mora, who are owners of the chain funeral homes in the hood.
As I walked in the Westinghouse barrio mall yesterday while doing this report, I wondered que if a funeral home was really appropriate in the mall. But as I walked through the mall I began to think it really wasn’t be too bad of an idea.
Let’s see, it would the perfect place to meet people or get people to go to a funeral since they are already there. The funeral home will be located at the corner of the mall, it would provide the grieving family a chance to walk it off. Also the mall who have a full range of services que folks won’t have to go all over town to purchase greeting stuff like flowers, fruit baskets, greeting cards, and especially la comrade could get their hair and nails done, along con el compadre suit being cleaned and that hair cut he’s been needing for several years.
But the most exciting part of the funeral home in the mall is que folks don’t have to go home once they have visited the corpse. In many family, it’s a tradition to go to the grieving family home and drink and eat dinner….but since you are at the mall already, they can drink and eat their, and saves la comadre from cleaning after all have gone.
The Mora’s spoken person released this statement on their new location ” we are very excited in expanding our services to everyone in the hood, and now with our low prices and easy payment plan and layaways, we see an increase of our services;. The owners of the Westinghouse barrio mall did not say when the Mora’s will open their doors.
And finally the gas war is on in the hood. On the strip. La calla cien, which is the main drag for el barrio, gas prices have gone up. It seems que ever gas station is trying to see who can get the highest prices in the hood. From $1.50 to 6.50 a gallon is what most of the signs in front of those stores have posted..
Anyhow raza thank god for el dodge que tengo yo…from our command post I am Bill Diaz, alive and well…
Yesterday afternoon los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to Ramos park to assist con la comadre melva Nunez, who seems to have broken here leg after chasing her tenth foul ball of the afternoon.
You see la comadre melva has 5 children and the two twins playing, and to try and buy each one a snow cone could be an expensive afternoon. So melva figured que if he & oops I mean she, anyhow if she could retrieve several of those foul balls she might just save several bucks… A park attended mention to us, whose name we promise que we would not mention (frank), que this was not the first parent to get hurt this season chasing foul balls. Oh yea this year has been the furthers of several years que parents and other adults are chasing foul ball since the price of snow cones has gone up to $1.50 each this season.
It seems que la comadre Melva was hit from behind by a nine year little girl also with the same intention, get that foul ball for a free snow cone. It took the real emg. unit at least one hour to get to Ramos park and assist los vato;s loco volunteer firefighters con la comadre injurer;
The Westinghouse barrio mall owners approved the leasing of space to La familia Mora, who are owners of the chain funeral homes in the hood.
As I walked in the Westinghouse barrio mall yesterday while doing this report, I wondered que if a funeral home was really appropriate in the mall. But as I walked through the mall I began to think it really wasn’t be too bad of an idea.
Let’s see, it would the perfect place to meet people or get people to go to a funeral since they are already there. The funeral home will be located at the corner of the mall, it would provide the grieving family a chance to walk it off. Also the mall who have a full range of services que folks won’t have to go all over town to purchase greeting stuff like flowers, fruit baskets, greeting cards, and especially la comrade could get their hair and nails done, along con el compadre suit being cleaned and that hair cut he’s been needing for several years.
But the most exciting part of the funeral home in the mall is que folks don’t have to go home once they have visited the corpse. In many family, it’s a tradition to go to the grieving family home and drink and eat dinner….but since you are at the mall already, they can drink and eat their, and saves la comadre from cleaning after all have gone.
The Mora’s spoken person released this statement on their new location ” we are very excited in expanding our services to everyone in the hood, and now with our low prices and easy payment plan and layaways, we see an increase of our services;. The owners of the Westinghouse barrio mall did not say when the Mora’s will open their doors.
And finally the gas war is on in the hood. On the strip. La calla cien, which is the main drag for el barrio, gas prices have gone up. It seems que ever gas station is trying to see who can get the highest prices in the hood. From $1.50 to 6.50 a gallon is what most of the signs in front of those stores have posted..
Anyhow raza thank god for el dodge que tengo yo…from our command post I am Bill Diaz, alive and well…
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
hejola 08042009
Hejola report for 08042009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza tejano how are we doing. I see that we are in a bit of a stand off con esta vato George Strati, con su new song “el rey”. Is it good marketing or just plan county? Now for our barrio headline news:
Two get arrested outside dance hall,
Five honor over saving several chickens,
And finally the barrio vato goes to college.
Just yesterday morning a few vato’s who managed to get their g.e.d. during the summer were accepted at our locao community college as freshmen. But the sad part of this whole trip was how expensive it is to go to college now a days. Since both vato’s live below the poverty level the were able to get some free aid but were concern con tantos loans they have to borrow in order to pay for this ordeal. We will keep track on this vatos and their adventure in college.
Now for other news, five men and women were honor late last night at our barrio community cruz rojo center on their brave efforts on saving a bunch of chickens on the express way from getting run over. Si, says el constable cadena que estos folks were on the express trying to round up estos pollos and nearly got run over. At that time they were arrested for being on the express way but charges were later dropped. Good job raza.
And finally, it started as a contest for the best polka dancing couple and ended up as a free for all outside the dance hall when a few contestants bumped into each other during the contestants. El constable is not sure how or why but it seems que looked like when one many a dance turn con su partner que it knocked down several of the other dancers. Chinga and than shit hit the fan. The arrested dancers and a few on lookers were arrested.
Ok raza there you have it for today, counting down towards the end of the year. oh yea.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza tejano how are we doing. I see that we are in a bit of a stand off con esta vato George Strati, con su new song “el rey”. Is it good marketing or just plan county? Now for our barrio headline news:
Two get arrested outside dance hall,
Five honor over saving several chickens,
And finally the barrio vato goes to college.
Just yesterday morning a few vato’s who managed to get their g.e.d. during the summer were accepted at our locao community college as freshmen. But the sad part of this whole trip was how expensive it is to go to college now a days. Since both vato’s live below the poverty level the were able to get some free aid but were concern con tantos loans they have to borrow in order to pay for this ordeal. We will keep track on this vatos and their adventure in college.
Now for other news, five men and women were honor late last night at our barrio community cruz rojo center on their brave efforts on saving a bunch of chickens on the express way from getting run over. Si, says el constable cadena que estos folks were on the express trying to round up estos pollos and nearly got run over. At that time they were arrested for being on the express way but charges were later dropped. Good job raza.
And finally, it started as a contest for the best polka dancing couple and ended up as a free for all outside the dance hall when a few contestants bumped into each other during the contestants. El constable is not sure how or why but it seems que looked like when one many a dance turn con su partner que it knocked down several of the other dancers. Chinga and than shit hit the fan. The arrested dancers and a few on lookers were arrested.
Ok raza there you have it for today, counting down towards the end of the year. oh yea.
Monday, August 3, 2009
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Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now that woman from nowhere land here is la china cano de china Nuevo leon.
Hola raza here we are again. And lets quickly start con a brief report from those two on their 80 days around the world tour, david duran y vernoica la lesbian.
здравствулте! снова. мы теперь входим в северную часть Украины и своего холода вверх здесь. я буду duran Давида и vernoica на нашем путешествии мира внутри 80 дней сегодня мы остановили на большом названном городке сериями Luts'k. factorys. мы обработанные очень хорошими. я буду duran Давида и back to фарфор.
Ok thanks guy from the land of Ukraine. Anyhow folks lets go to our headline news for today.
Three women arrested for shoplifting at mall,
Increase of cockroaches alert,
And finally plans on still on for sept 16.
Our founding fathers and mothers have informed us que plans are still on for this year’s sept.16 parade and party time at our Westinghouse barrio mall. The parade route will only include the other side of the tracks. Our barrio committee on keeping things fair and let me put the finger on you group will address the problem of why the parade cannot come into our hood since the majority of la raza leave on this side of the tracks.
In other news a barrio alert went out this weekend que a army of reserve cockroaches had been seen coming into the hood from across the tracks says our cockroach specialist Jose Martinez Jones. Si raza be very aware que they are headed your way. So if you have noticed an increase in your normal cockroach population, they are part of that invasion. What to do you say, that will be covered on our next report. But for now keep on killing them and stepping on them as you go through life.
And finally three barrio women were arrested yesterday for selling balloons without a street vendor permit across the tracks. La sister Munoz, rosa one and rosa two and rosa three were taking into the police station across the tracks. While be questioned they were asked when and where they got these balloons from. Since the women did not have proof that they had purchase this balloons sometime last years,. They will have to wait for court in jail. Many barrio members are mad due to the fact que estas women were good girls and have never ever done anything wrong. Well almost anything wrong.
Well raza their to have it for today.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now that woman from nowhere land here is la china cano de china Nuevo leon.
Hola raza here we are again. And lets quickly start con a brief report from those two on their 80 days around the world tour, david duran y vernoica la lesbian.
здравствулте! снова. мы теперь входим в северную часть Украины и своего холода вверх здесь. я буду duran Давида и vernoica на нашем путешествии мира внутри 80 дней сегодня мы остановили на большом названном городке сериями Luts'k. factorys. мы обработанные очень хорошими. я буду duran Давида и back to фарфор.
Ok thanks guy from the land of Ukraine. Anyhow folks lets go to our headline news for today.
Three women arrested for shoplifting at mall,
Increase of cockroaches alert,
And finally plans on still on for sept 16.
Our founding fathers and mothers have informed us que plans are still on for this year’s sept.16 parade and party time at our Westinghouse barrio mall. The parade route will only include the other side of the tracks. Our barrio committee on keeping things fair and let me put the finger on you group will address the problem of why the parade cannot come into our hood since the majority of la raza leave on this side of the tracks.
In other news a barrio alert went out this weekend que a army of reserve cockroaches had been seen coming into the hood from across the tracks says our cockroach specialist Jose Martinez Jones. Si raza be very aware que they are headed your way. So if you have noticed an increase in your normal cockroach population, they are part of that invasion. What to do you say, that will be covered on our next report. But for now keep on killing them and stepping on them as you go through life.
And finally three barrio women were arrested yesterday for selling balloons without a street vendor permit across the tracks. La sister Munoz, rosa one and rosa two and rosa three were taking into the police station across the tracks. While be questioned they were asked when and where they got these balloons from. Since the women did not have proof that they had purchase this balloons sometime last years,. They will have to wait for court in jail. Many barrio members are mad due to the fact que estas women were good girls and have never ever done anything wrong. Well almost anything wrong.
Well raza their to have it for today.
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