barrio stock market report for 05062011

Barrio stock market report for 05062011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
>Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
>Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pace this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
>Las tortillas, the price is going stay stable. Las tortillas $1.45 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
< cheap beer is cheaper but steady at $4.59 a six pack,real good.

Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: women’s underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.

Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.

hejola report for 05052011

Hejola report for 05052011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian Bill is on vacation.
Now my new friends our award winning headline news:
Juan Jones denied access to his home.
Missing women clothing found and someone arrested.
And finally, more internationals people move into the hood.
Yesterday was international day in the hood where a total of ten new families moved near the corner of third and wells. The new apartments were building and owned by La Familia Patel who have been living in the hood for about 20 so years. In the past very few international folks lived in the hood due to the fact que the rent was too high. Barrio residents are planning a welcome wagon organization to encourage more new residents to move somewhere else.
Several days ago someone or somebody was stealing women’s clothing for people’s backyard clothes lines. El constable and his barrio task force 666 set up a sting operation and were able to nail that underwear crook. Billy Saenz Munoz was arrested at the corner of third and Wells Street after he stole a pair of La commadres underwear clothes line. The sting operation didn’t last long say el constable. We had a pretty good idea where this crook lived. Charges will be filed.
Juan Jones was denied access to his home late last night after he had been gone for about 20 years. Thinking he might still live there he came up to the door and tried to us his old old key. Once the new residents of the home heard someone breaking in they called el constable cadena who came over and arrested Juan. But after seeing and recognizing him, el constable released him and drove him over to where some of his living relatives lived. No charges will be filed but he did have to turn over his keys to the new home owners.
Ok raza have a great tejano and cinco de mayo 2011 day.

hejola report for 05042011

Hejola report for 05042011.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville, texas. Hello again mi raza I am Alcardio Samudio, Bill is on vacation. But for now our award winning barrio headline news:
Dancing con la commadre comes to the Westinghouse barrio mall.
Big trouble in little barrio.
And finally 20 chickens found missing.
This morning the barrio chicken farm truck took a different route to market and stopped to do a pit stop. Well while the driver went in to drink some coffee some fool must have unlocked a section of the chicken cages and about 20 chickens made a run for it. The constable is looking for that fool that let those chickens loose and the chicken farm is offering a reward to the where about of the 20 chickens. A small chicken reward is being offered.
Many of our barrios have small barrios in them and have names for them. Well one barrio has a community called little barrio. So with that in mind, they have been sent a letter telling them que they got big troubles in little barrio for the future. What trouble the whole hood is in, the letter send to them did not say what it was. But it did mention until further notice.
Gloria Guerra mall manager just announced que the first Dancing Con La Commadre will be held this weekend. A number of commadres have already registered to dance but several problems have come up. One of them was that we need single commadres or divorce commadres , due to the fact que we didn’t want any problems con married commadres. Furthermore there will not be allowed to wear any kinky outfits for their performances. So come on down and watch your favorite commadre do her thing.
Ok do you thing raza and have a great day.

hejola report for 05032011

Hejola report for 05032011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning headline news:
Barrio relieved after killing the biggest terrorist in the hood.
Twenty two animal activists arrested at protest rally the corner of third and wells.
And finally, cinco de mayo activities cancelled.
After the upraise from barrio members the barrio leaders have decided to cancel the cinco de mayo program till another month or so, until things calm down. Barrio residents are a bit too pumped up right now and we felt que this program might have been an opportunity for out of town activists to come in and stir things up. Barrio leaders are thing about moving it to October.
Twenty two animal activists were arrested after they found out that the hood’s taquacha had been shot. Charlie was the name that many in the hood had named this giant taquacha during this period and in many cases became a pet to a lot of folks. They couldn’t believe that someone would have shot Charlie. There were no comments from el constable and his task force members. Oh by the way the protestors wanted Charlie’s body for a proper burial.

Yesterday our constable cadena was praised for the great job he and his task forces 666 did in locating and killing the biggest taquacha that had been seen and haunting and terrorizing the hood for several years. It was finally corner at the end of third and Wells Street. It didn’t have a chance so on lookers told this reporter, they just came up to him and blew it head away. The remains of body are unknown at the present time.
Ok raza time to go.

hejola report for 05022011

Hejola report for 05022011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre tries to save one dog too many.
Ten new residents arrested for making too much noise.
And finally, the bingo house in the news again.
It seems that the ten new residents were arrested yesterday for making too much noise. It seems that they moved into an area where lots of old folks live and they are not use to all the noise. Well late last night el constable and his barrio task force 666 arrested at least 10 of the party goers for not complying with an earlier request to tone it down a bit. Charges will be drop if they agree to move across the street to another rent house.
Yesterday afternoon, el constable and the city and county animal control visited la commadre Jimenez home where it was discovered que she had at least 75 dogs in and outside in her back yard. She was given a citation for having more than the legal about of animals allowed to live in a home inside the city limits. She has 3 years to remove or buy the lot next door to make room for all her doggies.
Now that the state and city and county officials are all involved have determined que they are going to contact all the bingo winners for the past two years that won with the free space where actually not winners due to the fact that the free space always had a ping pong ball that had not been called. Too many people took it for granted and were paid for that win. The list of winners is being put together for collections.
Wow have a great day .

hejola report for 04292011

Hejola report for 04292011.
Cchwnn
Kingsville,tx, sorry but our stock market report will not be brought to you today, I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:
Several senior citizens were gun down con water guns.
Two arrested for making their own homemade fireworks.
And finally, la commadre has twins at the age of 67.
La commadre Maria Maria Maria, give birth to another set of twins this week. La commadre has 10 sets of twins already, along con with her 8 other children. After interviewing her she told this reporter que thank god she didn’t throw all her baby clothing away. Her husband, run down Manuel Soto told us que now he has completed his softball team he always wanted.
Yesterday afternoon along con the constable and his barrio task force 666, and law dogs from across the tracks arrested los Garcia Brothers for having a large number of gun powder and so highly risky explosives. When asked what they expected to do with this dangerous stuff, they said que they were going to make their own fourth of july firework stand. Both were arrested and charged con some serious shit.
Yesterday afternoon marked one of the darkest days in the hood when 17 barrio senior citizens were gun down but a group of brown necks by water them down as the marched towards the free meal center. Yes says el constable que this old folks were all watered down and some fell on the ground and others fell onto the city avoiding to get hit by passing cars. Several young men and women were surrounded up for questioning but no charges have been filed.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 04272011

Hejola report for 04272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Ten chicken, and several ducks to be sold at barrio auction.
Barrio leaders prepare for rain .
And finally, bingo house re-opened again.
After the state and federal officials reviewed on how the bingo house was operating they decided to allow them to continue using extra bingo numbers, just to assure que if bingo a ping pong fell on the floor que that bingo number was still be called due to the fact que there were several inside the machine anyway.
Yesterday afternoon an emergency task force met con la senora Sanchez who tells the future, que a large amount of rain was headed this way real soon. So she informed the group que we should make plans for it. The group left this important meeting once the free donuts and coffee had finish without laying a plan for this future stormy days.
The city barrio leaders have announced that they can no longer support a barrio operated animal shelter, so they have decided to auction all the animals that have been locked up for several days and months. Please visit the barrio website to see which animals will be auction of, But for sure ten chickens and several ducks. Please note that our auction will include that donkey and the three horses that no one claimed.
Ok raza have a great day raza, remember May 13.