Tuesday, December 9, 2014

hejola report for 12092014


Hejola report for 12092014.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,Texas. Hello again raza I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

 

Constable cadena disbands k-9 unit.

Barrio new group hope to cut down on agitating birds.

And now so darn good news.

We were just in form que three Sancho clause will duke it out this evening at the corner of third and wells. No cover change. The winner will be claimed el memo mero mero Sancho for this 2014. Please not that this bout is not sanction its just Sancho’s strapping it on.

Juanito “Mr. know it all” told a group of bird lovers que his new group “ to save a mockingbird team” believe que if they were able to work together that they might lower the number of wild birds from eating fermenting berries. He said que these berries are making barrio bird’s crash into trees, and many making goofy-looking landings and some even have moved in to some homes. He believes que a this group can save brings from getting too drunk to fly. He thinks que a few million pounds of bird feed might just do the trick.

El constable cadena had a major decision to make last week at the barrio budget committee came under review. After the long debate on what and what not cut, the constable agreed in theory que they would reduce or cut entirely the k-9 unit. You see he said at a barrio press conference que the barrio K -9 unit was useful at one time but now que he has had chingos de dogs captured thru  out the years seem to be able to scent the smell of drugs, who by the way live right next to all the drugs he has intercepted. Hell yea, he said estos perros do a great job finding that stuff. A final decision will be made in the year 2033.

Ok raza now you know.

barrio torment 2014, amen


Chicano manifesto: Barrio Torment 2014, amen.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Fideo Vermicelli con our version Barrio Torment 2014. You see torment has always been part of la raza life style. It either came from your immediate family member or just people that love to make people anguish. If you don’t agree I hope you don’t but if you agree than we have something to talk about.

Let’s examine the barrio facts, every day in our lives there are those person’s that just are annoying and many of them are our own relatives. As we have written before that come holidays we always have those pincha relatives that you just can’t stand come over and as predicted cause chit. But since they belong to the same line of blood you have you adjust to their behavior until the last beer and you got to go. The other types are those hypocrites that show love and caring for you at that moment until they leave, after that pincha vato.  And then there’s facbook, wow this is real torment for some many of us.

How can she post that, or how can he say that. Or I read que she said that about him and then there those that feel que without god the day won’t be the same. I am more than sure when it comes to torment the son of god comes to mind. How so many now a days than before have to post some pre written statement from some holy site that expresses their feeling about life and how it would be without it.

The torment here is why can’t you, yes you the one that has to quote a small section of the bible verse without understand the entire verse have to point it out to others. Has the facebook become the new coming of the lord our savior?

You know many believe que the lord is coming back, by god he is back based on the number of folks that find it a necessity to point it out on facebook. The lord blessing is now out numbering the want ads, the love notes, family fun and so forth, and the need to find a certain quote that expresses his or her feeling about the lord a must. Torment for so many. How many blessing does there have to be in life, when we only have one life to live?

My point is torment has never left the hood and it’s more of a torment to try and understand the cultural behind all this. So when the sun goes down and the bats come out, the torment starts all over again, then the sun comes up and we all thank the lord that we made thru the night con tonto torment in our lives and in the hood. And the sobering thing about all this is that it’s not the darkest chapter but just another chapter of the lives in the hood.  God bless you, and I didn’t find this I said it from the bottom of my heart.

Monday, December 8, 2014

shoot from the past hejola report for 03182008

Hejola report for 03182008.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.
Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:
Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.
Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.
And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.
Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.
In other news two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.
That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men cant tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.
So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.

hejola report for 12082014


 

Hejola report for 12082014.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio study indicates “ we don’t like everybody”.

Sells are up and gas is low.

And now some darn good news.

The constable Cadena told us que the number of people arrested at this year Christmas parade was lower than last year.

With the prices of gasoline down, the barrio sells for this pasted month were the highest it has been in years. Pancho Garcia the owner of three barrio go and stop stores told us he was very pleased con this results and is sure que Christmas for 2014 is going to be very merry one.

El hijo de Juan y Juliana Gomez has big plans once he gets his research paper published. We were able to catch up con Johnnie Gomez a senior and plans on graduating this week. His research paper interview a total of 100 barrio members made of all ethnic groups, and asked barrio residents if they liked people? The results are one that reflects the national trend, well at least that’s what his result indicated. He pointed out at the very end que regardless who you are or what you are people just don’t like people. And their true colors come out when things don’t go their way.

Or raza have a great day and keep your eyes open for them kids.

Friday, December 5, 2014

cchwnn real cycberspace awards for 2014


CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK REAL CYCBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2014.

CCHWNN.

Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Blanca Blanch Blanco asking for your real input into our CCHWNN CYBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2014. The winners will be announced on January 2015. Here are the categories:

1.The best tejano band web site for 2014?

2.The best tejano message board web site for 2014?

3.The best fan tejano band web site for 2014?

4.The best tejano fan posting for 2014? (please note must have posted on three or more Tejano websites).

5.The best historical tejano web site for 2014?

6.The best family oriented tejano web site for 2014?

7.The best tejano web radio website for 2014?

 

Please send your entries to cchwnn@netscape.net. By the end of 2014.

BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2014


BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2014.

CCHWNN.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am David Duran asking you to help us past year on selecting make believe Conjunto’s names for last years 2014 Music awards. Just take the time and submit names to cchwnn@netscape.net. Here are the categories for 2014 (please do not submit real names lol)

1.    The most ugliest band members for 2014?

2.    The most ugliest male singer for 2014?

3.    The most ugliest female singer for 2014?

4.    The worries live performing band for 2014?

5.    The worries cd cover for 2014?

6.    The most overrated band for 2014?

7.    The best song of the year for 2014?

8.    The worries no show band for 2014?

Ok, folks you have several weeks to submit your names. Again please do not submit real band names. Help us help you use your brain and submit those names to cchwnn@netscape.net. Que onda esa!

The winners will be announced on Jan.7, 2015.

2014 chicano cable hot- wired person of the year.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,Texas, hello again my friends I am forced to come from the darkest room in my home to let you know that we are working real hard for you to determine who is our person for the year 2014.

The criteria we used were based on their continuous input into la onda tejana. The ability to withstand criticism on issue one believes in and being able to tolerate all kind of positive and negative remarks based on their stands. In addition being able to provide ideas either good or bad and understanding that many might not go along. Yet this person kept it coming and even as we speak this person strives to do something positive for la onda tejana.

So pray for us as many do here on line seeking god direction in making a good decision. The winner will be announced the first week of 2015.

God bless America.