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I Daniel Lopez the creator of cchwnn, support freedom and equal rights for all Americans, income equality and closing the gap between ultra-rich and poor. I believe that a strong vibrant middle-class is essential to a thriving economy and that the American People should come first in terms of policy and legislation -- especially the young, elderly, weak, sick, vulnerable, marginalized, and exploited, let us stand up and thank this great country of our.. barrio world wide song coming to show support of America and our great president.

hejola report for 02102015

 

Hejola report for 02102015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Men do wear dresses.

24/7 web cam in action.

And now so darn good news.

Barrio leaders have announced que they will pick up from where they left off in repairing alleys and streets this next few months. The only problem is they don’t know where or remember where they left off or to start at, since it’s been at least 10 years.

For those who think you can out smart anyone but yourself must be living in a rancho. That is the case con esta vato that has nothing else do but post pictures of himself in public. Well last night the 24/7 webcam located at the corner of wells and third showed a video of this man trying to remove the camera from 100 foot pole it been braced on and clearly show him falling face first to the pavement. He was found this morning suffering from server injuries to his face, neck, head, ears, nose, missing some teeth and a broken arm. He was rushed to St Paul’s medical center for treatment and then transferred to a real hospital.

El constable cadena felt que he was a bit ugly to a person standing at the corner of third and wells late last night. It turned out that El constable had to arrest the same man three different times last night, due to the fact that he couldn’t stand there dress like Sancho clause. You see barrio leaders had already address this matter a few times before so they pasted a barrio rule that you can’t be dress like Sancho clause only between Oct. 31 to Jan 15 and no exceptions to this rule. But the last arrest took the cake when the same man came back dress like a woman but still had his Sancho clause underneath the dress. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way the man was reported saying “ I don’t see no sign that says no dress allowed”?

Ok raza tea for two and Tyler more, have a great Tejano. Barrio prepare for world wide release song  that honors our country and our great president.

hejola report for 02062015

Hejola report special edition, 02062015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio lifts the ban on more than six sex toys per family.

Protest continue?

And now some darn good news.

Some members of hood are on a upraise  due to the comments made by one of our barrio leaders tell folks that when you work hard and pay your bills on time, life is so much better. But it seems that many in hood felt that they were being pressured by our barrio leaders on how to live their life’s regardless if you pay bill or not. The good news is that barrio leaders are trying real hard keeping the hood in the debt free. The hood has always believe que if you don’t have debt than you don’t have anything. The sad part about this comment is if you have debt and don’t have anything, than there the problem.

A group of anti-everything were asked to leave the corner of third and wells after a few weeks of protesting. The group do not have a name nor a person in charge they just get together and protest things on a daily bases. El constable tried to see what their real beef was but none of them were real sure what it was, nor willing to tell us what the beef was, one member of the group who was able to put more than five words together told us “so what it’s my right”, and left at that. A permit is going to be required now that this group has demonstrated that anyone or anything can protest regardless what it is or what it not. The permit will cost $100 per person of a group. Please note only applies to persons that cannot put more than five words together.

 

Yesterday el ojo barrio private and justice of the peace lift the ban on sex toys that had been passed back in 1998, when our friend and leader of the group “ let me put the finger on you committee”, who by is married to our prima Norma Vela, was able to convince barrio leaders to put the ban on sex toys in every household. Russell Rufus Redneck told us yesterday now that his much older doesn’t recall such action by his group and now he wonders if he such action was actually true. Anyhow happy days are back again.

Ok raza we predicted that come next December the hood population will increase by 20 percent. Have a great day, and hug a Tejano.

hejola report for 02092015

 

 

 

Hejola report for 02092015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza I am Jonathon Barrios con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio rally tries not to do what other are doing.

Time will tell, arrested.

And finally some darn good news.

El barrio leadership program has been established to help poor Tejanos that think the hood is not doing enough to promote la onda. Esta Vato Loca an elected official told us que the leadership was for those who are on medication and all of sudden wonder where we are?

A barrio fortune teller, a person who can tell what you are thinking and the future by smelling your feet, and goes by the name Time Will Tell was arrested yesterday afternoon after a customer told him that he didn’t know chit from shinola about anything. The barrio fortune teller  clapped the person a few time with his magic wand and threw the person out the front display window. By the time el constable got there Time Will Tell was flat on his back, it seems that he didn’t see the customer wife sitting outside waiting. Once she saw her husband flying out the window she took matters into her own hands. Charges are pending against her but charges will be filed against Time Will Tell.

 

Yesterday el senor Manuel H. Cantu told a group of almost Blind persons that they didn’t need eyes to see what the world was doing around them. He point out the fact that our barrio stood alone against the world and there was no need to be alarm by the false Tejanos wanting to copy others and act like others. One of the person’s in the crowd asked him if he was talking about him or his ideas! Manuel asked answer him by saying “ hey, dude I’m over here”.

Ok raza and yes it’s all about you.

hejola report for 02042015

Hejola report for 02042015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza how are we doing this cold days?
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio yoga instructor arrested for injuries to participants....
Sex education class gets a bit heated and one man and two women were arrested.
And now some darn good news.
The barrio leaders are considering in redoing some of the streets that we closed off about 20 years ago. One of the reasons is that it would be cheap to open that one street that leads into the main downtown area than repair five streets that lead nowhere.
Yolanda Trevino a barrio sex therapist had to call el constable yesterday during her Barrio Sex education class was rudely interrupted when a fight broke out between a man and two women that didn’t see why being gay was that bad. Santos Munoz, and lil’ Mary y Big Lil’ Mary ( both married) started beating Santo up when the discussion started on gay live and gay world. Charges will be filed against all three and were asked not to come back to class. Sorry no refunds.
Yo Soy (Ben Diaz) the only certified Yoga person in the hood was arrested after his class late last night, when he took his class for a jog at the corner of third and wells. The complaint that got him arrested was when five or six dogs attacked the whole group of 27 persons. Ten were taken to St. Paul’s medical center for review, and some didn’t have to go to the medical center due to no funds. The complaint states that Yo Soy knew the dogs that attacked them.
Ok if you are on that road that leads to nowhere you better get off it now. Have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 02032015

Hejola report for 02032015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,Texas. Hello raza how about them boyz? Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio taqucate predicts gas price will stay low for the next six weeks.

Nowhere to run, just stand as a tree.

And finally some darn good news.

Barrio members have all agreed to start collecting recycle cans for this year Barrio Easter Recycle Can Hunt. It has been a very successful program where we teach young children the importance of recycling.

Yesterday barrio animal control told our news services about the woman who got attached by 5 or more dogs. They pointed out one very important thing, Moreno pointed out that if you are walking anywhere around the corner of third and wells them dogs chase you, don’t run just stand there and act like a tree? Ok just stand there an act like a tree, yea right. Now I can understand climb a tree and act like a nut but to stand there when 5 or more dogs are going to attach you, act like that tree, ok but he didn’t point out what type of tree!

Ernesto the Barrio Taqucate was handed over to several barrio leaders and they determine que Ernesto predicted six more weeks of cheap gas. Oh yea. By the way Ernesto lives in your back yard.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 02032015

Hejola report for 02022015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am David Polar Beer Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio super bowling, gambling at its highest ever!
Crazy people increase for 2014....
And now so darn good news.
Elected official are deciding to ask for the state and government for more handouts in helping keep people fed and healthy. Our government one of the riches in the world can try and solve worldwide problems, but have issues we our own. Look in our case we have hard working people in the hood and many have families .Lots of them are not asking for handouts we just want a fair share to stay alive so we can find work and pay our own way. Yet it is sad when 73 percent of the barrio have full time jobs qualified for food stamps. Bless your heart.
My god what is going on in the hood? How many more crazies’ can we handle says a case worker at the barrio community center? In 2014, we saw the largest increase of self-declared crazy’s that wanted some help or wanted to be locked up. But in the long run those that were seeking help are still out there. She gave us one example of a woman this pasted weekend wanted to start her live over due to the fact that she hated the way she lived and the thing she was doing. As she screamed, and cried for help somehow managed to ask to see if she could borrow $20 for her pain.
All barrio members gamble once in a while but when it comes to some special games there is no limit to how much they are willing to put out and in some cases never win. Look the game was on and all the eyes in the hood were looking at the score at the end of each quarter. This year 4-4 was a winner plus 5 added to this bash. My god says a person it was a miracle! So now we all can rest for a while even though the light bill can wait, cell phone cut off, no gas for a while, short on the rent, no drugs or beer, or those wild night for at least till next pay day. But there’s always bingo.
Ok raza have a great day and stay cool