hejola report for 01222019

hejola report for 01222019.

Cchwnn. 

Kingsville.tx. Hello once again raza Como estan todos, I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio headline news :

“Pancha del rancho Algeria” la tejana brand of clothing for that healthy commadre.

East side of the tracks city commission propose plans for this of west side barrio residents’ front lawns; cement front yards.

And finally, A new dating services has just open on this side of the track “Barrio Pen Pal services”, meet that hommie y homie you being looking for.

Just a few days ago raza a new dating services opened up in the hood. This new service will allow all you lonely tejano y tejanas a chance to meet some lucky barrio person. All you have to do is sending your picture and information you want to disclose and a check for $20. Made out to me. And you will get chingos de information about that special person. 

In other news, The East side of the tracks city commission proposes plans for west side barrio residents’ front lawns; cement front yards. That is the proposed city ordinate to be proposed at the next city election to be held sometime in 2025, hoping that the idiot that submit such a bs proposal either passed away or runned off. We feel that folks over there don’t care for their front lawns, we figured que we should force them to cement their front lawns, says one of the city fathers. Furthermore, that way those folks over on Westside can save the city some water. And will improve the value of their property, making ever home look like a doctor’s office parking lot, says Russell redneck a present city commissioner. (Just for the record Mr. redneck here is the one that wanted to regulate the making of tamales back in 1997, bringing on the tamale war of 1998). 

An finally a new clothing brand for tejanas has just opened its market here in our hood. La prima pancha has invested on making kinky clothes and going out wardrobes for those healthy commadres. The name of the new clothing is “Pancha del rancho alegria la tejana brand of clothing for that healthy commadre”. Again more coverage on this new store on our Westinghouse barrio newsletter con Gloria Guerra.

Ok raza got to go and keep warm and remember stay tejano.

hejola report for 01172019.

Hejola report for 01172019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello folks how are we doing I am La China Cano de china Nuevo leon con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
More raza go to college.

Telephone lines are going down.

And finally, two get shot over the cowboy game.

Shots were fired, chingaso were thrown, and screaming and yelling could be heard always down the street after la familia Martinez y su primos got into an all out brawl Saturday night after the cowboy game. What sparked the fight, who knows says constable cadena, all we know is que we had to arrest at least 10 relatives and besides two getting shot, they were treated and send home from the barrio local health center. El constable will investigate the shooting but not the fight. No one was arrested but he is still looking for some vatos or persons that look like raza or need to be  arrested. 

It seems that our local telephone line phones company have decided to remove all telephone poles in the hood this coming year. Si says martin chapa the lineman for the county told us que there are very few people using line phones que it’s cheaper to remove them than keep the maintained on them. Oh by the way if you were wondering about the electric power will those lines are under ground. 

And finally, every day now we get calls from our local community college representative, telling us que the enrollment for this coming spring of 2019 is up 22 percent. There are many variables that have lead up to this increase on barrio folks returning or going to college. Here is a small list of why folks are going back to college;
Avoid the draft, free money if I can get in, my fall in love with a professor, borrow loans that I don’t pay back until 30 years or so, just get there and someone will help me and I can get a better job and career. Well for whatever reason you are using, stick with it and we are behind you bro. its never never too late to get an education..oh by the way the draft has now been used in more that 30 years.
I am la china cano de china nueva leon

hejola report for 01152019

hejola afternoon report for 01152019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas, hi again I am Jonathon barrios con today’s award winning headline news:

Barrio continues to list banned substances for 2020..

Barrio social worker released and arrested again.

Chicken farm hired hit men.

And now some darn good news.

Well since we are getting ready to ban almost anything and everything that gives you a buzz, we recommend that you start jogging. There are several reasons why, it’s good for you and if you run far enough it’s a proven fact you can get buzz… dang.

Social worker Ben Casey Bueno was fired Monday morning, again, when it was reported that he had confronted barrio leaders on the banned substances presented to the public this week. He presented a list of his concerns that we as barrio leaders need to worry about, such as people just getting and doing the old fashioned but still legal way. An increase of beating their husbands and wives while heavily intoxicated, bothering their neighbors, neglecting their children, drinking in bars, getting home somehow and for sure an increase of DUI. Furthermore, His point out that all this substance regardless of legal or illegal, they all create an altered mindset. He believes that they should recall the list and let society abusing its self if they can afford it. He concludes that you can arrest us, charge us, jail us, and set us free. But remember that those that want to catch a buzz will find a way. (Please note editor’s note: arrest his stupid butt).

El constable cadena, along con barrio leaders made the Westside resident’s a list of banned substances for 2020. The list contented the usual suspects such as, marijuana, cocaine, and heroin. In addition it also warned residents about the usages Oxycodone, Percocet and Viagra which are prescriptions medications, and you must have a prescription to use. In addition to that there were several synthetic products that people who want to use were also listed.  Furthermore it was noted that men should stop wearing women used clothing and women should stop were the pants around the house! The barrio leaders are accepting comments on this new list for 2020 as soon as they can understand what else is listed on this ban for the hood.

And finally, this weekend it was announced that the new owner of Los Pollos del barrio has hired armed men to guard their farm. In several years you might recall que many of the former chicken owe trucks had been hit by terrorist, where many of its prize chickens made a getaway. Mr. Pollo tells us que every guard will have two arms, two feet, and two guns.

Ok raza that is all for today, Amen

candid interview con kristie villarreal 2009

candid interview con kristie villarreal 2009

Candid interview con Kristie Villarreal 2009Cchwnn. Somewhere in Victoria, TX. Hello again tejano fans, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco visiting with a darn good friend, Kristie Villarreal, probably the hardest working woman in la onda tejana. Just for the record, she’s a single mom raising two young children and working a third shift. What amazes us is that Kristie has set forth a music career, a dream she has been pursuing. This past October of 2008, she released her debut album, “La Misma Mujer”. Now lets get to that interview>
BBB: hello Kristie, how are you doing and how is the family?K: Hello my friend. The kiddos and I are doing well. Just staying busy trying to multitask everything going on with life and my music. Just trying to survive and continue on this musical journey.
BBB: since the last time we talked, you were real busy working on the releasing your debut album “ La Misma Mujer”, can you tell us how is that going?K: The album was released last yr and has been welcomed with open arms into the industry. I believe the industry is hungry for new artist, and new music. People with the drive to see their dream thru. If you would have asked me 2 yrs ago did I think I would have an album out and get the attention i garnered with my first single La Misma Mujer I would have said no. With no connections into the industry I set forth on this musical journey solo to prove to the world that God has blessed me with such a talent that needs to be shared with the world.
I love Tejano Music and wanted to make my own mark. Wanted to be able to tell my children that i set forth this goal to live out my dream and to let them know that anything is possible if you believe and never give up. God might not have opened up these doors for me when I wanted him to like 10 yrs ago but he has his own plan for me and my music and I trust him. Every musician out there knows it takes money to get out there and to promote and to push the album and I am doing what I can to do so. I wish i could do more right now to push the album out there more but the cool thing is that my music is speaking for itself. I continue to get nationwide airplay and continue to chart not only here but into Mexico. Not bad for a new girl on the block. I have made some promo appearances and have done some interviews. It is still very early on in the game and lots more still needs to fall into place as far as a band is concerned and finding the perfect management team to help take this to the next level. I have learned that patience is a virtue. Completing this debut album to introduce me to the industry was the first step.
BBB: I am sure you are very excited about how much coverage and air time you have been getting international how is that going?K: I am blessed that everyone continues to embrace my music. I appreciate all the dj's and radio stations here in the US and in Mexico who continue to spread my music. Fans and industry people continue to contact me wanting to know more about me. Recently I had a gentlemen from Mexico contact me. He is a DJ and had purchased the album and is spinning it and has had a great response. He is working on putting a program together promoting the Divas of Tejano Music. He had s great response from my music and wanted to include me in his program. It is awesome to know that my music is being embraced in all parts of Mexico as well. There is a big fan base of Tejano Music fans abroad. I have 4 different singles off my album charting on Tejanisimo Extreme right now out of Nuevo Leon, Mx. That totally rocks. Like I said, the music is speaking for itself.
BBB: do we have any plans on going to Mexico and do any performances there?K: I would love to travel into Mexico once everything starts to fall into place with a band and all.BBB: so what does the future look for Kristie in the music business?K: Only time will tell. I will continue on to persevere and continue on to fulfill this dream. I want to be a household name. Want people to know my voice. It is really up to the fans. They are the ones who make an artist successful. I am grateful for all the support I have received. BBB: please tell us how does it feel to be Kristi, and are we slowing down at all?K: I am a normal person trying to survive, work, raise my kiddos and live out this dream. I am above no one and never will be. I am just me. Don't want to be that artist who will one day blow up and forget where they came from. That is real talk. I am humble and will remain this way. I may come off as conceited in a way the way I talk but I am not like that at all. I am a determined individual and will not let anything or anyone get in the way of me fulfilling my dream. If you don't believe in yourself then how do you expect your fans to? Confidence is sexy...loll!BBB: so sister how does the future look for you?K: Well there will be an addition to my family in September. That's all I have to say about that..Lol. Like I told everyone on my MySpace page autographs are free at Fan Fair but rubbing my belly will cost you. I am the Tejano Super mama...where's my cape damit.BBB: and finally Kristi, what would you like to share with your fans on about your career?K: If you believe it you can achieve it. I am living proof. I have blogged every step of the way on this musical journey up till now on my MySpace page. You want to know more check out my archives. They are pretty funny and entertaining. It is all real talk. I wanted my fans to be able to experience this journey every step of the way. Be sure to add me if you have not already.www. MySpace. com/krisvillarrealOk there we have, and like our friend Kristi says” It was a dream I set out to accomplish, and two years later I did, even as a full-time parent with a full-time Job”, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco, dreams do come through

hejola report for 01102019

Hejola report for 01102019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza and we are back from that three week vacation and sure glad its over. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio falls into fiscal cliff for 2033.
New Year’s first 33 babies. 
And finally new year’s resolution, again. 
As we have stated for the past 9 years that if you are not honest with yourself you should not even plan on... making such a promise. Now if you want to feel good and what to make some changes in your life you might want to concern lent, now lent is only for 40 days and nights. Now that more realistic. 

It was a recording setting event this pasted Monday as the clock clicked 12 midnight bringing in the New Year. At least 25 families held their ground on trying to be honor as giving birth to the first child in 2013. But the funny party is that all this families held tight until the midnight, than 33 babies were declared as first born in the county. The prize of $100, will be divided by the 25 families. Alright raza.

Barrio members are preparing themselves for the worse to come in 2019. After barrio and city and county and state leaders failed to act on a budget resolution has force barrio members to dig deep into their savings. In addition some barrio members are eating their reserves food saved for harder times. Some barrio members are hurting real bad and might be forces to eat their pets, family members and stop drinking and smoking and other odd things barrio members do. 
Ok raza have a great day and god bless America

hejola report for 01082019

Hejola report for 01082019

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning headline news:

 

Barrio man arrested for stealing.

Barrio hog farm found dead.

And finally, barrio woman arrested with a traffic sign embedded in her skull.

Chinga want to talk about some bad luck, last night el constable had to pulled over la senoria Maria Gonzales after she was seen driving erratically. Once she was stopped they noticed que a traffic sign was embedded in her skull after colliding with it a few blocks down the road.  The victim seemed to be intoxicated.

 

El constable reported to us this past weekend que el senor Marcos Garcia a barrio hog farmer remains were found Saturday morning on his property. The report said que base on the condition of his body that his hogs had gotten to him before he got to them. Charges will be filed against all ten hogs.

Last night Abel Gonzales a local bartender called el constable to report que someone had stolen his credit card from his car a few hours ago. Then called the constable back a few hours later to report que he was holding the person that had stolen his credit card at the bar. It seems que the robber was trying to use it at the bar he worked in.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day

westside warrior news network for 01172019

Westside warrior news network for 01072019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. What’s happening folks, I am lewis mojo lewis with this week’s barrio headline news:
Increase of blondes this 2019.

Gain weight or lose your job.

And finally snow cone man busted.

This 2019 will not have its traditional snow cone man drive around the hood selling snow cones and ice cream. It seems that ole man Black Joe Moreno was busted new year’s day con 10 pounds of weed and 17 packs of stolen goods. It seems that los undercover cops from across the hood had their eye on him for some time now says el constable cadena. Ole man Joe was not only delivering snow cones and ice cream but was making a few extra stops con su extra goodies. 

A complaint has been file at the office of our justice of the peace from a woman whose name we will not use (maryra). Her complaints is against Two tons of fun bar ( designed for big women dancers) where she was hired as a dancer but with the conditions of gaining at least 40 to 50 pounds within a two month period. Well within that period she was only able to gain ten pounds and was treated to be fired if she didn’t gain the needed pounds. The complaint will go to court in a few weeks.

 
And finally, sisters and brothers have gone will this new year. It seems que at least 30 men and women have gone blonde headed. Yes you heard it right blonde headed and we are waiting to see in a few months to see who will keep that flashy hair style. Oh by the way we have asked self of those new blondes if its true that blondes have more fun!!!!

Ok raza there you have it for today and remmever, if you aint blonde than why be ask