hejolia report / paris del helles for 06302009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan, I am bill diaz conToday’s is a very special day for us, Starting con our news correspondent Francisco Delgado De Gaulle.
Well it’s that time again, now for the headline news for today:
Vato staggering along west Richard, local residents call constables office.
Homeless family asked to move, no camping allowed inside the city barrio limits.
La commadre de la commadre hit by truck.
And finally from our French correspondent Francisco Delgado del Gaulle, with the story que a man alleged that a storeowner threatened him with a weapon.
Last night los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called on an 811 call. Its seems que la commadre Susana, call 811 after her commadre GIGI got hit by a passing truck while she stood in the middle of the street. Before the vatos could get there it seems que la commadre managed to get up and she got her self-checked into the hospital. But before constable cadena could get there, it seems que la commadre had already checked herself out of the hospital. The constable report stated que the truck was not damage.
Earlier this morning a barrio resident living at the 300 west Richard st. call the constable cadena office wanting to report que a vato had just passed her home and he seemed to be staggering. Once the constable got there it seems que he had already spoken to this dude twice this evening. Constable cadena stated que he had already determined que esta vato was not intoxicated.
And a police unit from across the tracks, stopped an inspected a car that was parked in a no parking zone. It seems que this people were napping in their car on third and wells street. Well somehow or another this car somehow qualified as a campers the police report indicated. And since this side of town had already passed a new municipal code, outlawing no camping in the hood. The people were asked to move on or be hauled and tow to jail.
Now from Paris France here is Francisco Delgado del Gaulle, (for translation visit altavista fish)
Bonjour le raza de mille, hier à notre magasin faisant le coin, police de Paris se sont appelés pour interroger le propriétaire du magasin qui a allégué tiré un pistolet sur un client. Le que par propriétaire du magasin que le client n’a pas voulu laisser un client féminin seul. Après lui avoir demandé plusieurs fois, j’ai dû tirer le pistolet hors de ai dit le propriétaire du magasin, et dis ce client de partir. La police ne classera pas des frais contre le propriétaire du magasin, mais a été donnée une amende pour ne pas avoir une tenir compte d’elle. De nouveau à vous Alcardio.
Thank you Francisco. Well there you have it for today, I am bill diaz, and have a great day.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
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Paris del helles daily 06292009.
Cchwnn: world wide hejola report.
(please note some of our reporting this week will be done outside the mall due to the power shortage.)
Now live from Paris, France con our French correspondent Francisco Delgado de Gaulle.
bonjour de Paris France je suis fransico. nous espérons que le que vous font avoir ralenti de grandes choses bonnes de Pâques maintenant que le gouvernement français ne se déplacera pas en avant sur cette idée sur louer et mettre le feu des jeunes de toute façon nous devrait être de retour dans les états à la fin de peut puisque notre visa expirera de toute façon ont un jour splendide de tejano.
Now for todays headline news:
Cchwnn mall office stormed by protestors.
Large number of tejano fans flea conjunto land,
And twenty-two arrested at the mall area.
El constable cadena has not released any names of the twenty-two arrested on an all day ordeal at the Westinghouse barrio mall area. It all started Saturday night. El constable cadena con el help del el ojo junior barrio private eye security barrio force666 were able to maintain order at the mall ten hours later. The twenty-two arrested are protestors, some clowns, and a few homeless folks were rounded up in the dark. And taken across the tracks to be jailed and booked.
In other news ten tejano fans were injured when a certain group was performing when the power turned off at el barrio conjunto enchanted land theme park. For some reason or another many of the concert goers starting running out the gate once all the power went off. These caused a stamped and ten tejano fans got run over and some were stomped on. The power shortage is being investigated by the fire department and the real cops from eastside.
And finally at the mall, the small protest turned to be a big massive attraction to all the hard core folks that don’t believe in a free press. While many were protesting la empanada conventions, some protestor were there looking for trouble. In all this cchwnn studio was ran sack and a total of seven other stores were damaged as the protestors ran through the mall area yelling and screaming and throwing #### and breaking stuff. El ojo barrio private academy was not damage since the students of the second floor academy barricade themselves inside the school. Anyhow this is also being investigated by the authorities.
At this time we are not sure when we will be able to return to that mall area since it is being blocked off for further review. Again I am French correspondent Francisco Delgado de Gaulle and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn: world wide hejola report.
(please note some of our reporting this week will be done outside the mall due to the power shortage.)
Now live from Paris, France con our French correspondent Francisco Delgado de Gaulle.
bonjour de Paris France je suis fransico. nous espérons que le que vous font avoir ralenti de grandes choses bonnes de Pâques maintenant que le gouvernement français ne se déplacera pas en avant sur cette idée sur louer et mettre le feu des jeunes de toute façon nous devrait être de retour dans les états à la fin de peut puisque notre visa expirera de toute façon ont un jour splendide de tejano.
Now for todays headline news:
Cchwnn mall office stormed by protestors.
Large number of tejano fans flea conjunto land,
And twenty-two arrested at the mall area.
El constable cadena has not released any names of the twenty-two arrested on an all day ordeal at the Westinghouse barrio mall area. It all started Saturday night. El constable cadena con el help del el ojo junior barrio private eye security barrio force666 were able to maintain order at the mall ten hours later. The twenty-two arrested are protestors, some clowns, and a few homeless folks were rounded up in the dark. And taken across the tracks to be jailed and booked.
In other news ten tejano fans were injured when a certain group was performing when the power turned off at el barrio conjunto enchanted land theme park. For some reason or another many of the concert goers starting running out the gate once all the power went off. These caused a stamped and ten tejano fans got run over and some were stomped on. The power shortage is being investigated by the fire department and the real cops from eastside.
And finally at the mall, the small protest turned to be a big massive attraction to all the hard core folks that don’t believe in a free press. While many were protesting la empanada conventions, some protestor were there looking for trouble. In all this cchwnn studio was ran sack and a total of seven other stores were damaged as the protestors ran through the mall area yelling and screaming and throwing #### and breaking stuff. El ojo barrio private academy was not damage since the students of the second floor academy barricade themselves inside the school. Anyhow this is also being investigated by the authorities.
At this time we are not sure when we will be able to return to that mall area since it is being blocked off for further review. Again I am French correspondent Francisco Delgado de Gaulle and have a great tejano day.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
westside warrior news network 06252009
Westside warrior news network for 06252009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello again folks is Lewis mojo Lewis with our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio sancho clause shot,
Barrio street light are not working,
And finally barrio lotto leaders arrested.
It seems that if things could go wrong, they will. Well that is the issue con our barrio lotto, I am sure many were hoping to get a chance on winning or getting some free bucks from our barrio lotto, well it’s not going to happen. Late last night real county cops and city police along con el constable cadena busted Manuel Vela the acting director for the barrio lotto on charges of steal barrio funds, Spending barrio funds, misleading board of directors for lotto, and losing almost all the lotto funds on gambling, and traveling charges with no proof he went anywhere, and buying personal stuff. His court hearing is pending.
In the last twelve days there has not been one single barrio street light working starting from the Westside along the north bound railroad tracks, all the way down third street up to the corner of Richard street and down towards 6 th street. City official from across the tracks have told Westside resident that local taxes and other stuff is suppose to pay for such city services but since no one on our side of the tracks have not paid their yearly taxes, the city took it on their own to shut all city street light power off until some folks down here pay up.
And finally, our man sancho clause was shot three times late last night when somebody was trying to car jack his home made look alike santa clause sled which he welded onto his 1979 ford whatever. His conditions are not known at this time but our constable cadena is asking for your help, if anyone has seen or heard anything dealing with this matter please contact us..
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello again folks is Lewis mojo Lewis with our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio sancho clause shot,
Barrio street light are not working,
And finally barrio lotto leaders arrested.
It seems that if things could go wrong, they will. Well that is the issue con our barrio lotto, I am sure many were hoping to get a chance on winning or getting some free bucks from our barrio lotto, well it’s not going to happen. Late last night real county cops and city police along con el constable cadena busted Manuel Vela the acting director for the barrio lotto on charges of steal barrio funds, Spending barrio funds, misleading board of directors for lotto, and losing almost all the lotto funds on gambling, and traveling charges with no proof he went anywhere, and buying personal stuff. His court hearing is pending.
In the last twelve days there has not been one single barrio street light working starting from the Westside along the north bound railroad tracks, all the way down third street up to the corner of Richard street and down towards 6 th street. City official from across the tracks have told Westside resident that local taxes and other stuff is suppose to pay for such city services but since no one on our side of the tracks have not paid their yearly taxes, the city took it on their own to shut all city street light power off until some folks down here pay up.
And finally, our man sancho clause was shot three times late last night when somebody was trying to car jack his home made look alike santa clause sled which he welded onto his 1979 ford whatever. His conditions are not known at this time but our constable cadena is asking for your help, if anyone has seen or heard anything dealing with this matter please contact us..
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
westinhouse barrio mall newsletter for 06242009
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 06242009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s barrio mall newsletter, if you didn’t know by now its economic stimulus weekend. Yea, your heard us right its economic stimulus weekend where everything here at the mall is on sale. Just bring that little check over here and buy a bunch of things. But for now let’s go con Maria la vandia down at the main showcase center.
Si, si Gloria y como estan, estamos real excited con this idea que esta checque is coming soon, reminds me de vato que everybody knows, sancho clause is coming to town. I am sure que when we were kids we all wish for thing from sancho clause pero como everything else, it never came. Well, this checque could be an adult disappointment tambien. Now lets go back to Gloria.
Ok sancho clause. Yea, thanks maria. Now lets go con Frankie tuxedio zungia con his report on the economic stimulus weekend onda.
Si Gloria we have a bunch of things going on, first of all Saturday morning it’s our “economic stimulus 5 k fun run”, which will be about 7 laps around the mall parking lot. We have also asked the local two clown unions to come out to do their thing. But besides all that we have many many barrio award winning bands for Saturday and Sunday. So come on out and don’t
Be prepared to spend all that little check right here, en your barrio mall, remember,why go to corpus and spend it there when we have all of it here. Now back to Gloria.
Oh yea Frankie, why go to corpus, that’s right why?
Well raza last but not least lets have a rare visit to the third floor and speak con ramon ruiz the barrio zoo.
Thanks Gloria, I just want to remind all la raza de que here at the barrio zoo we have all kind of little critters that hang out at your home right here at one location. So come on down to our Barrio zoo economic stimulus weekend and visit them little critters you see in your home. Back to Gloria.
Ok ramon jamon, thanks well folks what can I say, and for j.v. from alice, tx. We are counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s barrio mall newsletter, if you didn’t know by now its economic stimulus weekend. Yea, your heard us right its economic stimulus weekend where everything here at the mall is on sale. Just bring that little check over here and buy a bunch of things. But for now let’s go con Maria la vandia down at the main showcase center.
Si, si Gloria y como estan, estamos real excited con this idea que esta checque is coming soon, reminds me de vato que everybody knows, sancho clause is coming to town. I am sure que when we were kids we all wish for thing from sancho clause pero como everything else, it never came. Well, this checque could be an adult disappointment tambien. Now lets go back to Gloria.
Ok sancho clause. Yea, thanks maria. Now lets go con Frankie tuxedio zungia con his report on the economic stimulus weekend onda.
Si Gloria we have a bunch of things going on, first of all Saturday morning it’s our “economic stimulus 5 k fun run”, which will be about 7 laps around the mall parking lot. We have also asked the local two clown unions to come out to do their thing. But besides all that we have many many barrio award winning bands for Saturday and Sunday. So come on out and don’t
Be prepared to spend all that little check right here, en your barrio mall, remember,why go to corpus and spend it there when we have all of it here. Now back to Gloria.
Oh yea Frankie, why go to corpus, that’s right why?
Well raza last but not least lets have a rare visit to the third floor and speak con ramon ruiz the barrio zoo.
Thanks Gloria, I just want to remind all la raza de que here at the barrio zoo we have all kind of little critters that hang out at your home right here at one location. So come on down to our Barrio zoo economic stimulus weekend and visit them little critters you see in your home. Back to Gloria.
Ok ramon jamon, thanks well folks what can I say, and for j.v. from alice, tx. We are counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
hejolia report for 06232009
HEJOLA REPORT FOR 06232009
Si mi razz como estan todos. I am Jonathon barrios con todays barrio headline news:
La commadre Princess Maria Gomez had a horrific accident late last night at wells and third street. The constable tells us que la commadre was able to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when el constable got to the scene of the accident. Based on el constables accident report the car looked like an accordion that was stomped by a few llamas. The constable asked princess is she was okay?and wondered how in the world did this happen, as the constable looked over the wrecked car. La commadre princess told el constable que a tree poped up in front of her, so she swerved to right and then another tree and then she swerve to the left and there was another tree and this way an that way, so the constable cut her off and told her que there weren’t any trees for at least seven blocks. The constable then realize what had happen and mentioned to ms Gomez, that wasn’t a tree it was your air freshner swinging back and forth. Pesse hejola.
in other news, Yesterday afternoon la commadre blanca flich found her inner peace by going to a barrio therapist. She told the first aid workers at the medical center que she was trying to finish what she started in order to find her inner peace, based on her therapist. In finding her inner peace, she finished 3 giant bags of potato chips, two pecan pies, a gallon of bacadi lemon, and a large easter bag of chocolate kiss candies. After everything she started she finished, he boyfriend rushed to the medical center for observation by were not aware que the medical center which is located in the mall had been shut down. By the time they got there she had already passed some gas and felt better. No charges will be filed.
And finally a few days ago, el constable cadena an some members of el ojo junior barrio private barrio security force666 were called to investigate a barrio man found murdered in his backyard tree house. The constable once at the scene found eddie valadez face down in his tree house bathtub. The bath tub had been filled with draft beer and peanuts, and popcorn and a flashlight was sticking out his b…..! el constable is asking barrio members for any information leading to an arrest for this crime. El constable suspects a drunk killer.
Ok raza there you have it for today. from our command post here at 918 norht Armstrong here in la mecca de puro conjuntos Kingsville texas.
Si mi razz como estan todos. I am Jonathon barrios con todays barrio headline news:
La commadre Princess Maria Gomez had a horrific accident late last night at wells and third street. The constable tells us que la commadre was able to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when el constable got to the scene of the accident. Based on el constables accident report the car looked like an accordion that was stomped by a few llamas. The constable asked princess is she was okay?and wondered how in the world did this happen, as the constable looked over the wrecked car. La commadre princess told el constable que a tree poped up in front of her, so she swerved to right and then another tree and then she swerve to the left and there was another tree and this way an that way, so the constable cut her off and told her que there weren’t any trees for at least seven blocks. The constable then realize what had happen and mentioned to ms Gomez, that wasn’t a tree it was your air freshner swinging back and forth. Pesse hejola.
in other news, Yesterday afternoon la commadre blanca flich found her inner peace by going to a barrio therapist. She told the first aid workers at the medical center que she was trying to finish what she started in order to find her inner peace, based on her therapist. In finding her inner peace, she finished 3 giant bags of potato chips, two pecan pies, a gallon of bacadi lemon, and a large easter bag of chocolate kiss candies. After everything she started she finished, he boyfriend rushed to the medical center for observation by were not aware que the medical center which is located in the mall had been shut down. By the time they got there she had already passed some gas and felt better. No charges will be filed.
And finally a few days ago, el constable cadena an some members of el ojo junior barrio private barrio security force666 were called to investigate a barrio man found murdered in his backyard tree house. The constable once at the scene found eddie valadez face down in his tree house bathtub. The bath tub had been filled with draft beer and peanuts, and popcorn and a flashlight was sticking out his b…..! el constable is asking barrio members for any information leading to an arrest for this crime. El constable suspects a drunk killer.
Ok raza there you have it for today. from our command post here at 918 norht Armstrong here in la mecca de puro conjuntos Kingsville texas.
Monday, June 22, 2009
father day hejola report for 06222009
Hejola after father’s day report for 06222009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am bill diaz con this special after fathers hejola report, so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news from this passed fathers day 2009.
Barrio father goes fish and busted.
Dos primos died during a father’s day roofing party.
And finally 33 year old vato find out who his real dad is?
Why would anyone want to start shit today, especially on father’s day, says adolfo buentello age 33, when his real mother and his not real day took him aside and told him that this man was not his real father. The bad news really came in at a bad time, it seems that this family had been drinking all day long and both parents decided to break the news gently. It didn’t go down too well con adolfo who got so upset que, he left the party and was arrested a few moments later by el constable cadena for dwi. As the family walked over to the scene of the crime, adolfo was sitting in the back seat of the constable car, when his mother told him, his real fathers name. El constable cadena had no comments. Oh by the way they did let him go.
Well what else could have gone work con el compadre bill william Garza Mendez y su second cousin Bob Jones Martinez Mendez when they all agreed que this father’s day was going to be the day we finally finish la commadre’s roof that had been pending since last father’s day.
We are assuimg que they must not have cable tv nor the weather channel which gave out heat warnings. Well once el primo bill got up on top of the roof and worked for several hours, the heat got up to about 135 degrees, especially walking on a thin roof, before you knew it, he suffered a heat stroke while on the roof. Once el otra primo, bob climbed on the roof and ran to help el primo bill, he also collapsed. Both men were pronounced died on the scene. Just for your information the roof project was not finished but inside sources say que the family said once insurance money comes in, they are going to hire a real roofing company.
And finally, It seemed like a good idea to go fish says paulito blanco, once he opened his father day’s gift, which was a sparkly brand new fishing rob. Well the sad part was that he forgot to buy a fishing license and forgot that he should not be drinking and driving. Well that was the case when he decided to go fishing at his child hood favor fishing spot. After several hours at his favor fishing spot, who by the way had not been there in seventeen years and all course didn’t see the game warden parked right outside that favor spot. He was fine and arrested and charges were fishing without a license and dwi.
Well raza, I just hope that you all had a great father’s day. For your information , I mean real information, my dad died on his birthday which fell on father’s day . we are counting the days towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am bill diaz con this special after fathers hejola report, so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news from this passed fathers day 2009.
Barrio father goes fish and busted.
Dos primos died during a father’s day roofing party.
And finally 33 year old vato find out who his real dad is?
Why would anyone want to start shit today, especially on father’s day, says adolfo buentello age 33, when his real mother and his not real day took him aside and told him that this man was not his real father. The bad news really came in at a bad time, it seems that this family had been drinking all day long and both parents decided to break the news gently. It didn’t go down too well con adolfo who got so upset que, he left the party and was arrested a few moments later by el constable cadena for dwi. As the family walked over to the scene of the crime, adolfo was sitting in the back seat of the constable car, when his mother told him, his real fathers name. El constable cadena had no comments. Oh by the way they did let him go.
Well what else could have gone work con el compadre bill william Garza Mendez y su second cousin Bob Jones Martinez Mendez when they all agreed que this father’s day was going to be the day we finally finish la commadre’s roof that had been pending since last father’s day.
We are assuimg que they must not have cable tv nor the weather channel which gave out heat warnings. Well once el primo bill got up on top of the roof and worked for several hours, the heat got up to about 135 degrees, especially walking on a thin roof, before you knew it, he suffered a heat stroke while on the roof. Once el otra primo, bob climbed on the roof and ran to help el primo bill, he also collapsed. Both men were pronounced died on the scene. Just for your information the roof project was not finished but inside sources say que the family said once insurance money comes in, they are going to hire a real roofing company.
And finally, It seemed like a good idea to go fish says paulito blanco, once he opened his father day’s gift, which was a sparkly brand new fishing rob. Well the sad part was that he forgot to buy a fishing license and forgot that he should not be drinking and driving. Well that was the case when he decided to go fishing at his child hood favor fishing spot. After several hours at his favor fishing spot, who by the way had not been there in seventeen years and all course didn’t see the game warden parked right outside that favor spot. He was fine and arrested and charges were fishing without a license and dwi.
Well raza, I just hope that you all had a great father’s day. For your information , I mean real information, my dad died on his birthday which fell on father’s day . we are counting the days towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
hejola report for 06182009
Hejola report for 06182009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan mi raza I am bill diaz con todays barrio headline News. But before we get too it, aren’t we tired of all this bull that gas is going to
Reach four dollars one day. Heck it already did. Are we tired of all that bull that Everything is going up? Heck it already did. Now lets get to that report:
Crack heads increase in the hood.
Too many chiefs and not enough Indians is the cause why the barrio burger closed down.
And finally, yearly fund recycle can drive.
Los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters are holding their annual recycle can Drive, where we want all you drunks and drinkers to bring your cans over to the corner of Wells and third and drop them off. Make a kid happy next Easter Sunday.
This is the story about a family own business where they all want to be chief. That’s how the fight broke out at the barrio burger shoope where la familia Garza y su Seven brothers and sister run the place. No one really wants to work there but, every single One wants to be boss. The barrio burger is closed for now until they find some Indians that are willing to take orders.
In other news, Yesterday after noon some real bad news was given to member of el Barrio church. El pastor morgan, told them que there was more crack now that ever before And que el lord was looking over them. Now he didn’t say que the lord that was Watching them was the new word for the narc’s in the hood. And that the barrio task Force was on the prowl and was working with the lord in healing them , yea..
Well folks there you have it and counting down towards tejano roots and this could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan mi raza I am bill diaz con todays barrio headline News. But before we get too it, aren’t we tired of all this bull that gas is going to
Reach four dollars one day. Heck it already did. Are we tired of all that bull that Everything is going up? Heck it already did. Now lets get to that report:
Crack heads increase in the hood.
Too many chiefs and not enough Indians is the cause why the barrio burger closed down.
And finally, yearly fund recycle can drive.
Los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters are holding their annual recycle can Drive, where we want all you drunks and drinkers to bring your cans over to the corner of Wells and third and drop them off. Make a kid happy next Easter Sunday.
This is the story about a family own business where they all want to be chief. That’s how the fight broke out at the barrio burger shoope where la familia Garza y su Seven brothers and sister run the place. No one really wants to work there but, every single One wants to be boss. The barrio burger is closed for now until they find some Indians that are willing to take orders.
In other news, Yesterday after noon some real bad news was given to member of el Barrio church. El pastor morgan, told them que there was more crack now that ever before And que el lord was looking over them. Now he didn’t say que the lord that was Watching them was the new word for the narc’s in the hood. And that the barrio task Force was on the prowl and was working with the lord in healing them , yea..
Well folks there you have it and counting down towards tejano roots and this could be our year.
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