Hejola report for
02122012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello again I amm Bill Diaz con cpac hang over. I tried real hard this weekend
to listen to and watch the cpac convention on tv. It didn’t last very long, my
attention span is about 3 minutes. But it was enough for our award winning
barrio headline news:
Barrio tax
collector busted on sex charges.
Barrio 79 year old
residents drowned.
And finally, barrio
resident busted with 71 inch tv.
Henry Luna was
arrested this morning around 3 am when he was spotted suspicion carring a 71
inch tv set on his handlebars. The officer on duty asked him where he got it
from, and he replied que his girlfriend ran him off so he took his tv with him.
Once the police contacted the man’s girlfriend she responded by saying Henry
who? Charges will be filed against him for stealing.
In other news, This
past weekend the constable found the body of a barrio 79 year old resident who
had drowned a few months ago after he had heard enough of the world coming to
an end. Martin Martin left a note inside his shirt telling us the reason why he
had done this. But since the shirt had been in the water so long no one could
read the message he gave. But did find evidence that he believe the world was
coming to an end when the police visited him home and he had already packed his
stuff maker good will.
Yesterday el constable
cadena and some real cops from across the tracks arrested the ex- barrio tax
collector for not collecting taxes but instead exchanged for sex and
methamphetamine. He was taken to jail in his nasty g string and was not give a
towel when he was escorted to the police car late last night. Some of the
barrio residents claim que they had seen that g somewhere. Charges will be
filed.
Ok raza have a
great day.
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