Hejola report for 01032013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am David Duran con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio prepares for new text messaging services.
Vato gets arrested for arm robbery.
And some bad
news, the first death of the year reported last night.
David Little was shot to death last night when he took
a break from a friendly game of chess on the third floor balcony around 1 a.m.
and decided to urinated over the rail. Well, unfortunately, Billy Henderson Garcia was walking below, and
yelled, yo ! hey, what the heck, and pulled his small homemade 3 d gun and
fired several gunshots, killing the urinator. Charges will be filed against
Garcia.
This morning, Juan Gomez was sentenced to 33 days in
jail for having robbed an armored car guard back in July of 2012. Juan made off
with guard’s cashbox, but since he robbed the guard on his way into the bank and
not on his way out, the cashbox contained no money. Juan will do hard labor during those 33 days.
Yesterday brought in a brand new text message services
for barrio members. This service will notify a customer if his or her love mate
is trying to leave them. The service will be available only for married
persons, and will display the where about of them 24 hours. How they find out
who knows says a new customer, whose name we won’t mention ( Benny) but says he
is glad with this new services since he has been married three times. The text
message services will only cost you $95.95 a month.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.
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