Hejola
report for 01072013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning headline news:
Barrio man
arrested for stealing.
Barrio hog
farm found dead.
And finally,
barrio woman arrested with a traffic sign embedded in her skull.
Chinga want
to talk about some bad luck, last night el constable had to pulled over la
senoria Maria Gonzales after she was seen driving erratically. Once she was
stopped they noticed que a traffic sign was embedded in her skull after
colliding with it a few blocks down the road. The victim seemed to be intoxicated.
El constable
reported to us this past weekend que el senor Marcos Garcia a barrio hog farmer
remains were found Saturday morning on his property. The report said que base
on the condition of his body that his hogs had gotten to him before he got to
them. Charges will be filed against all ten hogs.
Last night
Abel Gonzales a local bartender called el constable to report que someone had
stolen his credit card from his car a few hours ago. Then called the constable
back a few hours later to report que he was holding the person that had stolen
his credit card at the bar. It seems que the robber was trying to use it at the
bar he worked in.
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day.
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