Hejola
report for 02062013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx
hello again mi raza como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
The good,
the bad and the ugly.
A fistful of
dollars.
And hang
them high.
When los
Garcia brothers opened their piñata”s store lots of folks told them que they
were in a real bad part of town and que
They should
reconsider handing those pinata’s a bit higher off the ground so no one could
rip them off. As the story goes 10 vato’s,
have already
been busted for trying to steal a piñata. They want to thank all the folks that
told them to hang them high.
In other
news, Juan Cortez was arrested when he was spotted breaking into a vending
machine that gave change in dollar bills. As he tired to
Make a
getaway he was tackled by the attendant a 72 year old Philippino woman. When
the constable got there she was sitting on,
While he
held his hand out with a fist full of dollars. Charges will be filed.
And finally,
Yesterday what was supposed to be a good day but what could have made it a bad
day turned out to be a real ugly day for
La familia
lopez. It seems that their 8th cousin was released from a real
important medical health center turned out to be put right back in
In there
when he was found with stole stuff from that center. His lawyer told us que it
will be a while before he get’s another chance to be free.
Ok raza if
you didn’t get enough of clint eastwood, well eat your heart out.
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