Hejola report
for 02252013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
tx hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
Barrio home
interior busted.
How to keep your
mother in law in check author arrested.
And finally
some good news.
Ten little
monkeys were rescued yesterday from 32 dogs and 15 cats that were chasing them
in the hood. El constable and about 20 brave volunteers were able to catch the
majority of them monkeys and were able to fight off some of the homeless dogs. The
city and barrio leaders will discuss
this matter at the next city meeting schedule for March 2033.
La commadre
Nancy Alaniz was arrested yesterday afternoon when she was displaying her brand
new book named “ How to keep your mother in law in check”. One of the ways as
explained in her book was to slap the chit of your mother in lawn next time she
got out of hand. Well that didn’t go very well with certain mother in laws that
confronted Nancy at the mall. In one case Nancy actually slapped a so call
mother in law to demonstrate que it don’t take long for your in law to snap and
keep her in check. Charges will be filed against her.
And finally,Yesterday el senor Henry Gomez was
arrested as he acted out his own home interior program and had nothing to do
with the real so call company. Gomez had been giving his barrio home interior
displays in home that folks believe que he was on the up and up. But reality skunk
in real quick when those families that had hosted his program were robbed when
he went to their family bathroom. He managed to roam around folk home taking
whatever he could hind in his pants. Charges will be filed against esta vato.
Ok raza be
cool and stay warm.
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