Hejola
report for 02112013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
3 arrested
on pot charges.
Man accused
of having sex con su parrot.
And finally,
some kind of monkey business.
Yesterday el
constable was called to the corner of wells and third street where a man was
selling little monkeys dressed like little girls. Sam Davis Garcia was arrested
for selling monkeys without a permit and selling them to make them monkeys look
like little children. The constable doesn’t have a clue on how many monkeys had
been sold. But he did say que he looked them over and they did resemble some of
his relatives. Charges are pending.
37 year old
Juan Paz was arrested yesterday when his parrot told the pet shop owner que Mr.
Paz was talking dirty to him and saw him naked. The parrot was taking in for
its monthly cleaning when he start to spill the beans on his own. Once the
constable came into the pet shop and listen to the parrot’s confession, he decided
to issue an arrest warrant for Mr. Paz. More details on this case later this
week.
And finally,
Three barrio members were arrested for stealing 22 sets of cooking pots. The
constable told us que these persons were stealing all kind of cooking pots and
recycling them. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got
to go.
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