Hejola report
for 02262013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
TX. Hello I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio women
rally for equal bar time.
More dogs
and cats missing.
And finally
some good news.
Our news
network just got word that we are preparing to go on line with our radio
program thanks to certain on line radio programs already that have asked us to
be a newscaster. Our creator, Daniel, as we speak is seeking your help in getting
the computer and soft ware needed in order to put this station a reality. “Chicano
cable hot wired news network” coming sooner than what you think.
El constable
posted a 918 alert throughout the hood because there were at least 27 dogs and
32 cats missing within the last ten hours.
The constable told us off the record que it could be those hillbillies that
just moved into the hood, but there was no proof of them boys stealing, killing
or even kidnapping them poor little pets. Oh by the way them boys opened up a Chinese
restaurant, named “chon hill boy”.
And finally,
yesterday the gang called “la girls Del hood”, an organization made up of divorces
women rally for more equal time at bars. The groups wanted to let people know
que even though we don’t have a job, and are not looking for one, we do have
time to go bar hoping. Please note that in order to be a member a woman can’t
have children or have children under the age of 32. You see, says one of the
girls, that’s what this club is all about, we want women to have a good time
without having to leave a bar too early because they have children at home. Another
member told us que this thing about job hunting is not going to happen, we
expect them jobs come looking for us. (Good luck).
Ok raza the
word for today is good luck.
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