Tuesday, March 5, 2013

hejola report for 03062013


 

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Special Hejola reports con David Duran from around the world!

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am David Duran sitting in for bill Diaz on vacation. It was a great 90 days that Veronica Lesbians and I spend around the world gathering news and interesting stuff you all might want to know about. Since our arrival back a few years ago, Ronnie and I have been able to put some real good information together for you. Lets now go to Ronnie or I mean veronica con her award winning barrio headline news.

 

Si, thanks David, well folks here are some headline news from around the world:

 

Increase of women pellones Como Brittany,

Increase gun battles outside Shawn’s path,

And finally the dollar is weak everywhere.

 

After our visit to Germany a few days ago, it seemed que all the women under the age of 45 were shaving their head. It seems que many women from around the world love to follow the trends on hair dos and stuff. Well Brittany has sure had an impact here in Germany con su new onda de being pellona. Las pellon moment has not really been very successful yet but it’s a matter of time when I am sure que la commadre too will be walking around pellona tambien.

(Nachdem unser Besuch nach Deutschland einigen Tagen, es vor das alles que schien, rasierten die Frauen unter dem Alter von 45 ihren Kopf. Es scheint que viele Frauen um von der Weltliebe, zum der Tendenzen auf Haar-DOS und Material zu folgen. Wohle Bretagne hat sicheres hatte eine Auswirkung hier in Deutschland betrügerisches su neuem onda De, das pellona ist. Las pellon Moment hat, wirklich sehr erfolgreich nicht zu sein, dennoch aber es ist ein Frage der Zeit, als ich sicher bin, daß que La commadre auch um pellona tambien gehen wird.)

 

 

In other world news we encounter an increase of gun fire along side of shawn path. The fighting along Shawns path is located here in our own hood. It seems que el constable y el ojo junior barrio security forces 666 have taken a strong hold along this path. The insurgents are members of some gang in the hood and are presently surround by this extreme barrio force and are waiting to see if they will take over this compound. The insurgents are part of that group that killed el ojo junior and are determined to get to panzone caliente. The number of attempts in getting to panzone has not slacked off since he was rescued a few weeks ago. El constable tells us que they have found proof que their efforts to kill panzone will not cease until they have eliminated.

 

And finally the American dollar has dropped a bit worldwide. We noticed que our dollar was not buying what we thought you could buy for a dollar. Just yesterday afternoon we read que on the counterfeit market el dollar is worthy $.60 cent. Wow, why we ask our self would someone want to use counterfeit money when we aren’t got any money at all.

 

That’s it for now I am Ronnie and now back to David Duran. 

 

Ok thanks Ronnie. Well that’s it for now I am David Duran and have a great Tejano day.

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