Hejola
report for 03252013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello I am Jonathon barrio, bill Diaz took the week off, and now for today’s
headline news:
Out
of control vato crashes into barrio family home con su bicycle.
El
primo gets busted across the track con su personal problems.
And
finally Augustine Lacrosse wins lawsuit.
Last
week we learned que convicted trash and toilet paper guy Augustine Lacrosse was
awarded $5,000, lawsuit against the other side of the city jail officials. Its
seems que Mr. lacrosse, who is serving time for toilet papering the city and
county courthouse and the whole 700 block of west Richard, fell out of the back
of a van transporting prisoners to a work side somewhere in the county,
breaking bones in his face and knocking out his only tooth he had left. Mr.
Lacrosse told us que he was real happy and couldn’t wait to get out and fix his
teeth con the money he got and some lettuce.
Yesterday
afternoon el primo david Ruiz a convicted male prostitute, was finally picked
up by eastside police on several arrest warrants for indecent exposure against
him/her in our side of the tracks as a male. And another warrants for el primo
him/her in the other side of the tracks as a female. El primo was asked what
was wrong with him, and he told us que nothing, only that he had been smoking
lettuce.
And finally, this morning it was reported que
el chuco Morales drove his bicycle of out of control crashing into la familia
Cava’s bedroom. There were no serious injuries but the bicycle was total and the
damage was less than $10.00. No charges will be filed against el chuco but the
constable tells us que etsa vato will be walking for a while. Oh by the way
some lettuce was found on him.
Well
raza there you have it for todays hejola headline news. I am Jonathon barrios,
and have a great tejano day.
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