hejola report for 05142013

Hejola report for 05142013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello Maria la vandia here con today’s award winning headline news. Oh by the way esta vato Bill Diaz is on assignment.

Barrio stock market office broken into.

Real tejanos pissed at cchwnn.

And finally barrio veterans honored.

Tomorrow all twenty five barrio men and women will be honored at the Westinghouse barrio mall. In addition all this veterans will be eligible for the raffle of that 1979 ford whatever,. The car was donated by los vato loco volunteer firefighters. The loco’s tell us que the lucky winner really doesn’t have to invest too much money in fixing the 1979 ford whatever. Besides two tires, new battery, three window and a bad exhaust system the car is ok. Oh by the way if the winner doesn’t mine the car painted red and with giant letters stating volunteer’s. good luck esto veterans and thanks for your services.

Yesterday we got several calls from what we think are straight tejanos  telling  us que we need to lay off the gay stuff and keep it Tejano news only. In addition they also told us que if we didn’t we are going to pay for it, which bring us to the question , how and when will they give us the funds to keep this news going.. huh.

And finally, Yesterday evening some smart butt person broke into our barrio stock market and stole all the samples that we get on a weekly matter in order for us to determine the report. Now that those samples have been taken we will not be able to give you that report. But if you see someone con chingos de packages de tortilla, tamales, and cheap beer let someone know.

 

Ok keep it Tejano esa..