Hejola
report for 07102013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
tx. Como estan again I am bill diaz and we are back from that short long nass
vacation que we spend too little too much. But we are back in full swing and
now let’s get to that award winning headline news:
Barrio man
fakes heart attack and arrested.
Several
arrested after barrio Ex, deliver drugs.
And finally,
barrio elder gets stuck under her wheelchair.
La senora
maria ruiz somehow fell down and brought her wheelchair down with her, when she
reached over to get her pill bottle, managed to tip over her wheel chair and
fell on top of her. After several days of not answering her phone, her
relatives came over to see if she was alright and found her pinned down. El
constable tells us que she will be alright. No charges will be filed against
the wheel chair.
First of
all, seemed que two vatos didn’t realize que you could get into lots of trouble
by shipping drugs via barrioEX delivery service. Well known for its great
barrio services, it seemed que barrio EX made a small mistake and delivered the
100 pounds of weed to the wrong address. Once el constable was called in, he
and his barrio forces 666 posed as barrioEX employess intended to deliver the
stuff, they arrested two vatos who’s names are being withheld..
And finally,
It seems que el compadre hector manula cantu just don’t know when to stop his
bull shit. It seems que el compadre was arrested at the Westinghouse barrio
mall for faking his 33nd heart attack in ten days. In doing this he has avoid
paying a shit load off restaurant bills
and taxi fares. El constable cadena was going to let him go at his last
attack but it seemed que los vatos loco volunteer firefighters recognized him
from his last faked heart attack. El compadre is facing some serious charges.
Well raza
its good to be back, and rolling again.
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