hejola report for 07232013

Hejola report for 07232013.

Cchwnn:

Kignsville, texas. Once again from our command post I am alcardio samudio, bill diaz has the rest of the week off. Before we read our barrio headline news, let’s talk a bit about facts. Did you know it’s a fact que many barrio members are gearing up for xmas? Did you know que not too many stores left here in the hood don’t have lay a way plans? Oh well, I feel better, now for that award winning barrio headline news:

 

Maria la vandia release early from county jail.

New shopping center plans to open soon.

And two vatos get arrested for stealing watermelons.

 

Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena reported to us que while on patrol he noticed a truck full of watermelons was parked at a local corner taco stand. While the owner of the truck was eating inside the small taco stand, he noticed que several barrio hood members were stealing a few of his prize watermelons without paying for them. When the constable circled back to confront this two vato’s, they hauled ass con chingos de watermelons.. The constable once a high school miler took off on foot to capture them boys. After a few miles of jogging around the hood, el constable was able to run them down y con las watermelons. El constable will keep all five watermelons for evidence; a court date has been set for august 18.

 

In other news, we were informed que maria la vandia will be released this coming Friday from the county jail for good behavior. We will have a very special report on her release and future plans as a barrio investigator report. Welcome back maria.  Oh by the way our creator Daniel will have a meeting con cchwnn staff to see her future here con our news network. Off the record maria told us que there are several news networking asking her to see if she would want to go and work for them. Huh.

 

And finally we were informed que since the Westinghouse barrio mall might not meet its deadline on bringing the mall up to standards, several barrio big shots met con some other big shots and have decided to invest in opening a small shopping center. Something like a trade center. Its plans were finalized and plan on opening its doors on Sept. 16, 203, we here and you there will keep our eyes and ears open for any information we can get on this new venture por estos big shots.

 

Well there you have and we want to thank members of the “Tejano journal”who  are official declared vatos website of the month. Great job. Now for those other tejano website you too will honored or have been honored.  We are just plan honored.  Now for our command post I ma alcardio samuido and have a great tejano day.