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Hejola report for 08262013.

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Kingsville, Texas, hello raza como estan I am Fidel Vermicelli, today I am going to give an update on status of next year’s coming elections. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Vato loco runs for second term as barrio representative.

Two other folks announce their interest in running for office.

And finally some good news.

We talk about this all the time and it’s about mix marriages? As you all know that this happens all the time especial our brown sisters marring amigo men. And our brown sister marring you who? This is of course the case applies to chingos de raza women, but the true value of this report is about these men, who are non Hispanics. One case comes to mind that is Russell Rufuss Redneck, married la prima Juant Diaz Martinez Gonzales Anderson Redneck (please note the last two marriages were Anglos). Russell once he moved into the hood, he created “ let me put the finger on you committee” and LaBobe Cornel another non Hispanic married our third cousin, Daisy Cantu Gomez Anderson (once married to the other prima), came into the hood and also created “ we non Jive Committee”. Please note this men are proud barrio members now, devoted fathers, devoted residents in thinking they can make things better, yea. So what is the point, that’s another story.

 

As we all know and some might not, our man with the plan, esta vato loco, a true hero in our part of the world. If you might recall he had been trying to get elected since we started covering his political career back in 1998.  Yesterday he kicked off his reelection campaign buy have the traditional bar b que and free beer and of course the embrace of love ones and babies. He stands firm on all his promise he made when he first got elected. And plans to hold on to his ideas and what he believes. Now the real question does anyone remember what he promised?

In other political news, two more barrio members will challenge the incumbents for city leadership positions. Maria Shine, age 78 and Juan Pistolias, age 85 have both filed for these positions. We had a chance to speak to both of them but were denied to see them when we went over due to the fact that they were taking a nap. Now folks this was at 1:00pm. Now the real issue is we sure hope that if they win, let’s hope that the meetings aren’t held at that time of day.

Ok raza there you have for today, the moral of this report was if you do plan on running for office, beside the check it will give me, if I win, run for a reason, run to make a differences, run to make changes, and run not to question those in office but run without showing ones ass.