Howdy hejola
report for 08132013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
TX. Howdy partner how things around your neck of the woods is,
I am country
pancho with today’s this here award winning howdy barrio headline news.
Constable
respond to neighbors heard screaming.
50 cats, 12
raccoons, and 58 rabbit’s found at Westside residents.
And finally
la commadre arrested for nudity.
It seems que
el barrio or better known as Westside, ran into a bit of a large amount of
women protesting yesterday evening at
the only all nude strip tavern. It seems que las commadres didn’t realize que
la commanda Amanda delazona was the main stripper and the owner. However
charges might be dropped says el constable cadena due to the fact que in the
public interest this tavern is registered as an adult art gallery, where by law
the indecent exposure law does allow nude models that so happen also dance. The
barrio judge will hear arguments in ten day when the trial set for sept 2033.
The barrio
human society or better known as let me save you little critter ass, were
called to A resident at the corner of
wells and third where they found inside the home, 50 cats, 12 raccoons’,And 58
rabbits’. El senor y la senorita Juan y Juana la Cuban are being charged con
chingos de Counts of having animals in their home without a permit. In addition
los Cubans tell us que all These animals were being raised for the barrio zoo
located at the Westinghouse barrio mal. But once el senor Ruiz the director of
the barrio zoo, told this report que who in the hell were la familia Cuban, and
why would they want any more cats, raccoons, and rabbits when we already have
more than enough. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way all the animals were
turned loose around the corner of third and wells.
And finally,
Yesterday afternoon, el constable cadena y su barrio delta force666 responded
to several calls Made by neighbors who hear blood curdling screams. Once they,
el constable y su staff got there,They found el barrio theatre group was rehearsing
their one act play, “la LLorona”. Once the constable realized what was going
on, they notice que it wasn’t really an emergency, they called off all the cops
that had surrounded the place.
Well raza
there you have it, you all come back now…..
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