Hejola
report for 09102013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx
hello raza I am David Duran, Bill is on assignment. Now for our award winning
barrio headline news:
Barrio in
full alert for resident missing items.
Two men with
arrested for stealing pussy from store.
And finally,
so good news.
We were
informed que Mary White Perez was not going to divorces her eight husband
Johnny “hey dude” Mora. After attending several family counseling classes she
decided to keep the Mr.Mora. Now that is so good news. Oh by the way Mr. Mora
is 95 years old and Ms. Perez is 48 years old and goes by the name of home
wrecker.
Yesterday la
senora mary shine told us que el constable was at the right place at the right
time this pasted weekend, When he found two men running outside her pet shop “a home for sweet pussy” with two
very expensive pussycats. El constable
was able to tackle one of them but the other one made a getaway but
dropped the pussycats. Charges will be
filed against one of this vatos, but yet the constable is still looking for the
other vato. If you have any information about this crime contact us and get
some free pussy(cat).
Yesterday el
constable cadena drove around town announcing que el senor Ben Casey Hernandez
had lost his plastic right arm and his plastic left leg que he claims que he
lost on the way home from the bingo Sunday. One foot note is que Mr. Hernandez
has lost these two items before. It seems que esta vato says el constable que
every time he goes to the bingo he loses his personal belongs.
Well raza
there you have it and have a great Tejano day.
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