Hejola
report for 09112013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
TX. Hello I am General Fideo Vermicelli con today’s very special hejola report.
First let’s take a moment for the persons that lost their lives on this date
many years ago!!!!!!!
Now for our
award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio increase
on drunken bees, and other insects.
Naked barrio
man riding wooden horse arrested.
And then
some good news.
Well it
takes lots of guts to do some of the things men and women do for pleasure. In some
cases too much pain is not good for you and too much fun can also be harmful. Whichever
you are into , keep it simple.
Yesterday a
record of 918 calls were made to el barrio vato locos volunteers firefighters reporting
bees and insect attacks. El barrio expert on insects told us que since winter
is just around the corner, many queen bee’s aren’t doing their thing, if you
are out and abound and around any areas that have bees, run for your life. Ok thanks
for that great expert advise.
In other
news, a barrio man was spotted trying to ride his parked and cemented wooden
horse located at the old wooden horse shop at the corner of wells and third. El
constable told us que he watched esta vato for about several hours and noticed
que he was having too much fun riding that stationary horse. But once he
noticed el vato got off his wooden horse to give it water, he notice the man
was naked. He was arrested and taken to the local lalal hospital for lalala
observation. Oh by the way the wooden horse was not harmed.
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day.
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