Sancho clause
a barrio xmas story 2013.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville,tx.
It was the night before xmas, y sancho clause was drunk like usually. As he
tried to round up los little deer, well, tried to start his john deer riding mow. It was his annual
thing, where all the children, well all the adult women he dates in the hood
waited for this cold night, well it really was a humid one, but as he managed
to climb on his riding mow he moved as fast as he could go, well let’s say he
moved as fast as the mower could go.
As he rode
down that county road as fast as he could go, el constable cadena was on the
lookout for him. There were several reasons why, it seems que at this time ever
year, esta pincha sancho clause had the bad habit of drinking and driving.
And then making sure que he went an visited
todas las movides que he has or let’s had him and some he done before. Many
times before many of los husbands de estas women or las movides would complaint
que he was making too much noise and que the songs he was singing weren’t even
xmas songs,.
Well this
xmas was going to be a little different, you see el sancho clause this year set
up a booth at the corner of third and wells and was charging to taking sancho
clause pictures with him. Business was real good until xmas eve. It seems que
sancho forgot to put on his sancho clause outfit pants on, and instead was not
wearing anything but his chonas better known in the hood as his speedos .
Several good families and their children stopped to take a holiday picture con
esta clause. Pero realized que esta vato was drunk and wearing only his
underwear or his famous speedos.
Several families did call el constable cadena,
to come and check esta way out. Sancho clause was arrested and will not be home
for xmas again this year.
The moral of
this story is que when you are having a good time con either your wife or
girlfriend or even la commadre and in some cases el compadre, stay home, and if
you drink don’t drive and if you drive don’t drink. Have a safe Christmas. This
announcement was paid for by the committee on let me put the finger on you
committee.
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