hejola report for 08302016

Hejola report for 08302016.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Alcardio Samuido con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Tejano stars get older not prettier arrested.

Bus load of tejanos busted on their way to the mall.

And some good news.

We have a very special announcement to make about la onda tejana.  As we get older and many more Tejano get younger it seems that the once young tejanos are the old ones now and the younger ones have taken their place. But let’ not worried because as long as there is make up and wigs and new clothing we can all look great until all the stuff we put on comes off. I once fell in love with a woman that piled all her false stuff on the corner of the room and I told her I wasn’t sure if I loved her or all that stuff pile at the corner of the room.

The final Tejano dance for this past weekend came to a complete haul when a bus load of Tejano stars were arrested and taken down to the real jail house. El constable tells us que tejanos are getting more brave and willing to stick their noses into other people business. A group call los tejanos from our hood told us que this was not true and are going to see if we don’t write stuff about them Tejanos anymore. “ it’s not good to tell  la raza que somos locos”. We will see said Tejano Joe and Tejano Ben, and Tejano Juan and Tejano Bill and Tejano Juanito, and Tejano Guys, and how many tejanos are there?

Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for several Tejano female stars wanting to look young again. It seems that every time around this time of year las tejanas try their very best in looking young again. One expert told us que they just can’t get over the fact que the are getting old. Oh well. Charges are pending to see who is under all that make up!

Ok raza load them up!