hejola report for 12082016.

Hejola report for 12082016.

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Kingsville,tx.hello I am david duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio pollution increase con cold weather.

Two men and ten cats busted at the corner of third and wells.

El compadre runs wife off for being too fat.

And finally some dang good news and some dam bad news.

First let’s start off with the bad news; the barrio park and recreation department has told us que if they catch anymore folks chopping down park trees for wood to keep their fireplace going are going to get arrested or the park will shut down for several years until the trees come back, and now the good news:

Well the vato loco’s volunteer firefighters have agreed with the city and the county que they won’t be drinking, smoking, cussing, stealing, robbing, lying, back stabling, punching, hitting, kicking, biting, and talking chit to anybody during these holidays, and also promise to keep their eyes open and ears clean just in case there is a fire and they have to call someone. Good luck loco’s.

It seems that this time of the year folks want to get rid of their unwanted pets and that seems to be in the increase these past few weeks. A few barrio members and members of the barrio welcome wagon have notice that now that this people are watching and caring for all those poor cats that Tina v. left behind. But yesterday was no different than other days due to the fact that county animal control is also camping out at that same corner trying to bust this illegal thing. And that’s what happen yesterday when two men from who know where tried to dump ten cats and drove off but were busted down the street.  The animal control caught at least ten of the hundreds of cats they brought with them. Charges will be filed against these persons.

You know men are awful when it comes to real love excitement, well trim women and loving the ones they should love but for some darn reason they decide to leave the love one for someone else. Look vato if you wife, girlfriend or someone you care for gains what 100 pounds and all of a sudden you noticed that and you just can’t handle it and the only solution is to leave than, than go ahead. But I’m telling you think about now that the cold weather is here and that window has a draft?

Yesterday our own barrio weather man San Juan Norterno told this report que the pollution level here in the hood has gone sky high since the cold weather came in con the among of pollution is up at least 35 percent at this time compared to last month. One of the main reasons says San Juan is due to the large number of people using fire places to keep warm and burning wood outside to stay warm. Barrio Environmentalist, Juan  DAN DelgadO, tell us que Burning firewood can either be damaging to the environment or it can be helpful. It all comes down to your choices as a consumer and the way you burn your wood and the source you choose to get it from. Ok raza there you have it you decided!

Ok raza and now for those compadres y commadres que ran off their overweight love ones, I told you so, que one day you would miss them. Chinga.