hejola report for 12092016

Hejola report for 12092016.

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Kingsville,Texas. Hello again raza I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Constable cadena disbands k-9 unit.

Barrio new group hope to cut down on agitating birds.

And now so darn good news.

We were just in form que three Sancho clause will duke it out this evening at the corner of third and wells. No cover change. The winner will be claimed el memo mero mero Sancho for this 2016. Please not that this bout is not sanction it’s just Sancho’s strapping it on.

Juanito “Mr. know it all” told a group of bird lovers que his new group “ to save a mockingbird team” believe que if they were able to work together that they might lower the number of wild birds from eating fermenting berries. He said que these berries are making barrio bird’s crash into trees, and many making goofy-looking landings and some even have moved in to some homes. He believes que a this group can save brings from getting too drunk to fly. He thinks que a few million pounds of bird feed might just do the trick.

El constable cadena had a major decision to make last week at the barrio budget committee came under review. After the long debate on what and what not cut, the constable agreed in theory que they would reduce or cut entirely the k-9 unit. You see he said at a barrio press conference que the barrio K -9 unit was useful at one time but now que he has had chingos de dogs captured thru  out the years seem to be able to scent the smell of drugs, who by the way live right next to all the drugs he has intercepted. Hell yea, he said estos perros do a great job finding that stuff. A final decision will be made in the year 2033.