Hejola report
fo 03122018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning headlines; todays
words is “Yellow brick road”.
Barrio leader
loves Wiz of Oz!
It must have
been some relapse by our barrio leader when he told a room full of 5 persons
that he loves watching the Wiz of Oz at least ten times a week. In doing so he
wants to match that by painting the main dang here in the hood Yellow with the
words paint on saying “follow the yellow brick road”. The barrio treasure told
us it would cost at least several thousands of dollars in doing that, in which
the barrio was already in the red for 2019! Tomas Trumps told the group it
makes me feel better in making the hood yellow and happy. (Please note that the
hood is already happy due to the fact that the city hasn’t removed the 1958 Christmas
decorations up to now and are turned on all year round!
Ten small
persons file law suit against barrio leader for calling those names (munchkins)?
Yesterday a
group of short persons filed a law suit against our barrio leader Tomas Trumpas
for calling them a bunch of low life Munchkins while speaking at a rally against
the new law that just passed requiring all public toilets to be shorter so as
short persons can have their feet on the ground while in bathroom stalls.
Trumps repeatedly referred to them short persons as Munchkins and told them
that if these munchkins want to go to the john… stay home? Look they should
watch the movie The Wiz of Oz, and while they followed the yellow brick road did
you notice that not one person ever went to the bathroom in that movie and I wonder
why now?
And finally
barrio resident prepare for barrio war!
I told you
so says la commadre Maria Gomez after she was told that this spring break and
Easter would bring those unwanted barrio relatives back into the hood. El constable
told us que in the past few years he has had to hire a ton of extra security to
make sure chit don’t hit the fan when those unwanted relatives start drinking
and partying. The last few years at least 100 relatives have been arrested from
different families that bring out the pass and have caused lots of damage to
the hood and personal properties. Trumpas was heard saying he hopes that the
yellow brick road will be painted before than so the hood can be happy again. (Please
note that the hood is already happy due to the fact that the city hasn’t removed
the 1958 Christmas decorations up to now and are turned on all year round!
Ok raza stay
warm and happy!
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