hejola report for 03072019

Hejola report for 03072019

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Fideo Vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio leaders arrested for sharing secrets con barrio media.

What’s the big deal con La Gringa Novela?

And now some darn good news.

Well now that Maria la Banida has disclosed the truth behind the production on La Gringa Novela, and those against it have caused an over flow of selling do it yourself Bright red hair dye in which a lot of barrio discount stores have informed us that they can’t keep the demand for that color. Oh my god what have you done Maria?

Yesterday afternoon Maria la Bandia was at a press conference where she expressed her concerns about all them want to be gringas calling themselves Chicanas, wanting to stop the production of that new novela que Maria was going to host. Look girl, if you can’t take the heat stay of out of our closet and by the way a real Chicana don’t have that do it yourself bright red hair, that you bought from that discount store shelf.

Yesterday after noon el constable cadena was summon to the railroad tracks that divide our hood to go and pick up one the two barrio representative that was arrested over there but was force to come back to hood and serve his time after he had been accused, and found guilty by ten other city and county representative of lying, cheating, writing letters on county and city computer, looking at nasty pictures, writing on bathroom walls, wearing white socks, using county assigned car to go to dances and bar hopping and soliciting hoes, and wearing clean underwear, and sharing false information con real newspapers. The fine and time he will spend in jail was not announced.

Ok raza and for all those tejana, hey keep that natural hair color normal, it’s the true you, good day.