Wednesday, March 13, 2019

hejolia report for 03132019


Hejola report for 03132019.
Kingsville, Texas.
Cchwnn.
Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning headline barrio news;
Blind man sues eye seeing Dog Company;
Yesterday afternoon el senor Juan Simon better known for “el ciego” filed a 300 dollar law suit to the only Dog seeing Company for appointed a Chihuahua dog than a traditional dog. The company owner told us que esta ciego wanted the cheapest dog, so we gave him the cheap trained dog. Please he said trained dog.

Garcia family award for bravery prize of $35 dollars;
It seem that the barrio vato loco’s volunteer fire fighters were struggling in put out a fire that was out of control and had a large part of the street blocked off. Well from nowhere la familia Garcia rammed through the barrack and their truck landed in the middle of the fire. Once all ten members of the family jumped out of the truck they all started to stomp out the fire, within a few minutes this family saved a lot of work and lives. At this morning ceremonies they were given cash award of $35 dollars for the great job they all did. One of the presenter ask Mr. Garcia what was he going to do with this money, he said fix my brakes on the truck.
And finally monkey goes wild;
Yesterday someone called el constable to report that they had seen a monkey walking around the hood wearing a cowboy hat and a pistol and a flashlight. No one so far has reported this missing cowpoke and a big small reward is being offer for any information about this cowpoke roaming the hood.
Ok all those folks driving at the park now a days keep an eye open for them kids.  Good day.


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