Thursday, February 23, 2012

hejola report for 02232012

Hejola report for 02232012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, bill Diaz and am I glad to be back. After last week assignment and getting to meet a lot of people it feels good to be home. But for now, here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Fight breaks out at barrio debate.
Aggravated assault charges filed.
And finally tejano dance ends early.
Last night was the first tejano dance for the lent seasons. The purpose of these dances says one of the organizers is to give tejano dance goers and opportunity to see if they really gave something up for lent, such things as tejano dances, drinking, stop watching judge judy, cussing, cheating, eating, talking, lying, spending, farting, desserts, sending mad messages to people,   and so on. But that wasn’t the problem. When a few church goers decided to stop by the dance and see who was there. Some were so offended que the felt que they were being spy on and took on their own to teach them a few lent lesions. All ten people were arrested and we asked to sit in the corner for a few hours at the jail house.
In other news, It seems that folks just can’t watch tv in peace now a days. That seems to have been the case with Martha Hope and her older husband Ben Hope, when she  hit over the head with a hammer as they were watching television. Mr. hope told us que the argument started when his wife accused him of not knowing shit about gun smoke tv program. 
 And finally, For the three week now a fight has broken out at the barrio debate over who will be elected head dog catcher. This time it was one of the audience members that threw the first punch when he asked one of la barrio member running for office what would he do if he found out that he had more cats and dogs than what the city allows (maximum 5 cats and 5 dogs per family member). Ben Casey Gomez, a single man, and  owner of at least 27 cats and 32 dogs, asked if they were going to enforce this city ordinance. That’s when one candidate told Gomez que he would make darn sure que if he were elected today, he would over to his home and arrest his ass and haul off all pets off. That’s when Gomez got up and jumped over the table and started punching the responder.  Charges will be filed, oh by the way Mr. Gomez was allowed to take his pets home before he went to jail. It seemed que Mr. Gomez had brought his collection of pets with him to the debate.
Ok raza got to go.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 02222012


Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 02222012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well if the shit wasn’t enough where the city, county, and state people took it on their own to start knocking the hood down, well con todo esto the mall was also effected, now with that report here is alcardio samudio.

Si Gloria drug and law enforcement officers along con el constable cadena raided several stores here at the mall. El senior MI casa Es su casa restaurant owner got busted for selling weed here in the mall. My god what the hell is wrong con el compadre casas. Chinga if la raza didn’t have it so bad already and now give our mall a bad name.

In addition to all this Gloria, Martha Gomez owner of Martha’s nail and curls were also raided for selling hot stuff. Chinga what else could have happen! Furthermore, j.j. Sanchez owner of JJ videos and cd also were raided for selling hot stuff and pirate tapes. All and all Gloria ten people were arrested con esta raid at the mall.

Si thank al. the law dogs didn’t even warn us here que the raid was coming. So that made everyone here at the mall very nervous and a bit worried. Anyhow we will see how many of the charges will hold, BUT besides that let’s go to our man in the mall our mall mascot mr. turkey:



Mr turkey here gobble gobble there and sometime here and then there and let let’s say que gobble here and gobble there ok Gloria.

Ok mr. turkey by the way we will be having our first mascot day coming in a few weeks so be looking for that.

I am Gloria Guerra here at the Westinghouse barrio mall .

exclusvie interview con el padrino de conjunto is life. 2012




Exclusive interview con El Padrino, de conjunto is life, 2012.

Cchwnn.

Southside San Antonio,tejas. Hello mi raza Santa Cecilia la que te canta con on the road again interviews. This week our bicycle takes us to southside to meet up con ese vato El Padrino, con conjunto is life, now let us get to that interview:

Sc: como esta Padrino, can you give me a hand off this bicycle sir?

EP; Simón, nice yonka homie!

SC: first of all sir how long have you been en la onda tejana como musican?

EP:Well I started off in the early 90's when the Tejano industry was strong and there were alot of groups forming and being signed by major labels. A friend of mine wanted to join the bandwagon so we started a group called "Los Padrez", we released one CD in 1996 called "Que Padre" under the Manny Music Label. I played accordion, my teacher back then was legend Valerio Longoria. By the late 90's things slowed down alot so we just kind of let it die, but then in the early 2000's my compadre Juan Santillan (who used to sing with Los Padrez) and I would get together because he was learning the Bajo Sexto, and we shared a love for traditional CONJUNTO music. We would just jam, and then in 2005 we decided to start a Conjunto band called "Los Padrinos", and we have been doing that ever since, gracias a Dios. You can also visit www.conjuntolospadrinos.com for more info! Órale!

SC: how did conjunto is life come about?

EP: My compadre Jesús told me about a website where you can create social networks, I thought it was a cool idea, and since I loved playing with the computer and I loved CONJUNTO music, I decided to create one that was all about CONJUNTO. I had seen t-shirts in the past that said things like "Golf is Life", or "Baseball is Life", so I decided to make a social network called "Conjunto is Life"! I bought the domain www.conjuntoislife.com and the rest is history!

Sc: do you think that tejano is dying?

EP: I guess it depends on what you mean by "Tejano" and what you mean by "dying". I think the Tejano music industry has pretty much collapsed compared to where it was when I started (late '80's early '90s). That is not a bad thing, because I think some groups began losing sight of the culture and our roots and were focused on popularity and acting stupid. Joe Lopez y Mazz at one point didn't bother to show up to gigs if they did not like the numbers of fans. Bands thought they could make a living with music but only a few are able to really survive on gig money.

Many bands charged a lot of money, the money is not there anymore, at least not in San Antonio. "Tejano" music is not dead especially in its ORIGINAL form, which is CONJUNTO. CONJUNTO is not really an industry, it is roots, and soul music. It is the original folk music of Texas, puro corazón. There are many diehard CONJUNTO fans, because this is our music, it is a reflection of the hard life our people suffered in trying to make a living here in the US. Working in la pisca, was one of the major influences of CONJUNTO, it is something we should be proud of. We don't need anyone trying to create a market for CONJUNTO, you either like it or you don't. You either feel it, or you don't.

"Tejano Industry" music owes much to CONJUNTO music. I also serve on the board of the Conjunto Heritage Taller in San Antonio, and let me tell you we have not had a shortage of students - and most are under 35 years of age. Squeeze box music is alive and well, just visit the Tejano Conjunto Festival here in San Anto and you will see for yourself!

SC: what do you think makes conjunto is life to many tejano fans and bands?

EP: Three words. CONJUNTO, CONJUNTO, CONJUNTO. It is all about our cultura, it is simple music played con puro corazón. It connects us to our past, our history. It is a window that touches our soul. Many "Tejano Industry" websites have come and gone, but Conjunto is Life continues to grow because people are passionate about our musica alegre, there is no other feeling most people get when they hear an accordion and a bajo sexto. We do not try to promote only the music but also the culture behind the music. Our homies on Conjunto is life, are all Conjunto 4 life! As my friend Arturo Balderrama says "Can you imagine a world without PURO CONJUNTO? Gracias a Diosito we have CONJUNTO music!

SC: how has la onda changed since you were involved?

EP: People used to gather in big numbers to promote "Tejano Industry" music, which was really just Onda Chicana music, with brass and keyboards and no accordion. Later Mazz and others got smart and added the accordion. Now, you HAVE TO HAVE the accordion - even Little Joe said so! Luckily bands like Los Chamacos, Los Aguilares, and the Hometown boys helped keep Conjunto on mainstream "Tejano Industry" radio.

 I think we are a bit spoiled here in that we don't like to pay too much for live music, so many bands go outside Texas to make good money. Look at what is going on in Germany, Japan, the Netherlands, etc people are crazy about CONJUNTO. There is no big money for most bands most of us do it cause we enjoy it, some bands limit themselves to what they know - small gigs, bars, cantinas, etc. Others have traveled overseas, got involved with social media, and are helping to promote our musica world wide. Technology is a great way to promote our music. We did not have that in the 90's. Now bands can produce their own CDs, they do not have to wait for a label to pick them up.

SC: why do think que many tejanos think que la onda tejana is only for us, tejanos and not so much for los mexicanos?

EP: That is one of the difficult aspects to address. I am proud to be Tejano, I am also proud of my grandparents from Guanajuato crossing into Texas in 1917 to make a better life. I do not discount my Mexican roots, it is just that the music I was raised with was CONJUNTO - Texas music - THE Tejano music. I love Mariachi music, but no music touches my heart more than CONJUNTO. Not only that, it has to have accordion and bajo sexto, otherwise I turn it off.

 "Tejano Industy" music does nothing for me, and most of our members agree. There are many Mexicanos who enjoy "Tejano Industry" music and Conjunto music, I think that is great, but unless you know the story behind it , it is just nice music. We always need to tell OUR story, in Tex-Mex, which is OUR language. I understand that money is what pushes things, it just so happens that people who are away from their home country will pay big bucks to hear bands from Mexico, just like if I am a Tejano living in Canada, I would pay big bucks to hear Los Dos Gilbertos if they come to my town. It is the same thing. We need to be necios about Conjunto music. Mickey Mendoza and Arturo Balderrama are big promoters of that, and I hope CONJUNTO fans are listening!

SC: i noticed on your website you have el rancho alegia radio, how did you work that out ?

EP: I approached Rancho Alegre to provide a music player for our home page (El Cantón) I heard their music on their website, and I just asked that they provide puro CONJUNTO music.. They agreed since they also LOVE CONJUNTO music and have provided a great service for our members (homies). People have given a very positive response to the music. We now offer a music player for everyone, so all members can add their own music on their own pages!

Sc; what is in the future of conjunto is life?

EP: Wow, I would like to have live events sponsored by Conjunto is Life, I would like to offer our membership network to any non-profit who teaches, or promotes Conjunto music (Texas Folklife, Conjunto Heritage Taller, STCA, GCAC, NPCMA, etc) We need to work together, all bringing our different approaches but the same love of CONJUNTO music. Juan Tejeda said it best in a comment he wrote that we need to come together more than ever these days. That is true, sometimes there are egos that can get in the way, and sometimes that hinders us from being able to go forward.

My hope is that Conjunto is Life, will help promote and preserve CONJUNTO music for the next generations. I think it is great that people of all ages are getting into CONJUNTO Music, even youth are playing the squeezebox and forming bands. I will continue to use technology to promote CONJUNTO music and hopefully have some influence in that department.

SC; now Martin how about your muscial career sir, do you do much traveling con your band?

EP: We do not play very often but we have been blessed to play at some great venues, we are focusing right now on our 3rd CD. We enjoy venues where people appreciate, and want to learn more about CONJUNTO music. The band Los Padrinos, grew out of a love for CONJUNTO music, just like Conjunto is Life, the band is having fun just jamming and having a good time. As we say, the 3 most important things in life: Fe, Familia, y Tradición!

Sc; if you had the chance to speak to a group of young people what encouraging words would you tell them?

EP: I would tell them my own story, and fit it into the big story of Tejano history. I would not sugar coat the suffering many of our people experienced, I would give them a sense of what their ancestors went through, and how it should influence who we are today. I would explain why CONJUNTO music is not just any other folk music. I would want to instill in them pride in their roots, pride in their community, and pride in their history!

SC; and finally my friend what would you like to share with the world about yourself and conjunto is life?

MM: I have said a lot already...my real name is Martín de Jesús Martínez, born and raised in South Side San Anto, I am an educator and hope that my kids follow my love for our cultura. I hope everyone visits www.conjuntoislife.com. Hope to meet all of you soon! Dále Shine!

SC: well thanks again, sir can you help me on this bicycle and tell me how to get out of westside and onto the freeway?

MM: Sorry you have to leave so soon, just go up to that low rider next to the mural of Our Lady of Guadalupe and turn right, as soon as you pass Alfaro's Bail Bonds it is just over the train tracks...Peace

SC:hejola maybe next. nombre raza when will tejano die? Chinga never, i am santa cecilia la que te canta.

Friday, February 17, 2012

barrio stock market report for 02172012


barrio stock market report for 02172012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello raza its me Urbano Yosabatodo, counting  the pennies for the weekend has been a regular thing here. But that’s our problem, but for now let’s get to our award winning barrio stock market:

Los tamales are on the increase and the holidays season is not even here yet. Now more and more BARRIO folks  are worried about what happens to the economy when it comes time to buy tamales during the holiday season. Will we have a shortage - like flu vaccine? Probably not, but high prices will pinch and for sure we will see tamales go up to $7.00 per dozen in some parts of texas. But for the nation the price of tamales will sore up to $10.00 a dozens in some parts of the usa.

Los taqutios- Staying current on existing laws and recent legislation that affect the accounting and advising industries is very important in the hood. Los two vatos accounting has open its door here in the hood. It has taken the liberty to monitor los taqutios market for now. This is  just one of the insightful seminar topics Los two vatos accounting has to offer. Search by state to find upcoming accounting seminars scheduled to be held in your area. But for the mean time they say que los taquitos will remain stable for the rest of the fiscal year at $1.29 in some places and coffee is extra.

Empanadas-Our business value analysis includes an intensive examination of BARRIO STUFF, and the firm value, along con the  many valuation / appraisal services will use the cost, market, and income methods; discounted cash flow and/or a host of business ratios; and assessments of market position and niche, market share and presence, and even the contribution offered by the management team. With all this in mind las empanadas is the only barrio market that has shown a steady increase on the cost of each empanada, remain stable at 69 cent each, we will never ever see them again at four for a dollar.

Cheap beer, Cheap beer remains stable at $2.95 a six-pack. Regardless how a beer company designs the can it’s still good.

Las flour tortillas at a $1.29 a dozen. I am more than sure que there is lots of different companies that might be cheaper but since we are make believe we will not use any particular brands. Corn tortillas  remain stable.

La barbacoa by the pound is starting out at $6.00 lbs and make sure to ask que not too much salt or manteque.  In other words easy on the grease.

Barrio want ads: all items on sale.

Ok raza there you have it, have a great day and remember “If you can’t eat it don’t buy it…”

Thursday, February 16, 2012

hejola report for 02162012


Hejola report for 03162012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan todos, and now for our award winning headline news:

Father forces daughter to step on roaches.

An increase of  bicycle drunk drivers.

And St. Patrick day parade cancelled.



It seemed que the pre St. Patrick day parade gathering turned out be a big ass brawl between our side Catholics and Catholics from across the tracks. At this point we are not sure what started the brawl but at least 7 of the 10 floats were damaged when los chingaso started. The fight was not limited to just the adults, the whole dang parade people all got into, and some say it could have been those clowns, which were dress like pilgrims, that might have started a fight con los little men dressed in little green suits. Charges will be filed.



This weekend was the worse we have seen in a few years says Benito Gomez, head of the director for bicycle licenses. Just in last few weeks we have sold over twenty bicycle permits to drive a bicycle on the street after the hour of 9:pm. But that’s not the problem, he told us, what is the problem is the number of BDWI. A total of 85 tickets and 20 bicycle permits have been suspended due to bicycle driving while intoxicated. The barrio leaders from both sides of the tracks will look into this matter.

It seem senseless when Pablo t. Gonzales was arrested Saturday morning after witness told police que they heard screaming and yelling from inside the Gonzales home early Saturday. So I called the police, says a witness of what she saw and heard as she walked passed their home. It seemed que el senor was teaching his daughter on how to kill roaches by either stepping on them or using a broom. The daughter didn’t want no part of it. Charges are pending .



Ok there you  have it for today and the rain is coming.

Monday, February 13, 2012

hejola report for 02132012


Hejola report for 02122012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I amm Bill Diaz con cpac hang over. I tried real hard this weekend to listen to and watch the cpac convention on tv. It didn’t last very long, my attention span is about 3 minutes. But it was enough for our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio tax collector busted on sex charges.

Barrio 79 year old residents drowned.

And finally, barrio resident busted with 71 inch tv.

Henry Luna was arrested this morning around 3 am when he was spotted suspicion carring a 71 inch tv set on his handlebars. The officer on duty asked him where he got it from, and he replied que his girlfriend ran him off so he took his tv with him. Once the police contacted the man’s girlfriend she responded by saying Henry who? Charges will be filed against him for stealing.



In other news, This past weekend the constable found the body of a barrio 79 year old resident who had drowned a few months ago after he had heard enough of the world coming to an end. Martin Martin left a note inside his shirt telling us the reason why he had done this. But since the shirt had been in the water so long no one could read the message he gave. But did find evidence that he believe the world was coming to an end when the police visited him home and he had already packed his stuff maker good will.



Yesterday el constable cadena and some real cops from across the tracks arrested the ex- barrio tax collector for not collecting taxes but instead exchanged for sex and methamphetamine. He was taken to jail in his nasty g string and was not give a towel when he was escorted to the police car late last night. Some of the barrio residents claim que they had seen that g somewhere. Charges will be filed.

Ok raza have a great day.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

why 2012


cchwnn: exclusive report by daniel lope
NOW LETs address all the why's in this world.
why would you want to write about all the whys in the world? i am sure we can add to your list of whys that need our WHY attention.
i am more than sure que many of us can relate to some of the questions asked con the word why. but can we relate to the message that is stands behind all this why's.
so just for the record here are our top ten answers to some of the why's?
1.Why casual attire has replaced professional attire? because you are the boss now.
2.Why Radio and TV has become so distasteful?
because we are listening to am radio again.
3.Why rumors spread so quick yet the truth is stopped dead in its tracks?
because i started them rumors.
3.(notice we have two number three why) Why you wake up so early on the weekends but you can’t wake up early enough to get to work on time?
because i didnt even go to bed at all friday night.
4.Why there is so much hate in our own communities when our country is at war with other countries and natural disasters are becoming so prevalent?
because it hasnt hit home yet.
5. Why people insist you become a “born again” christian when they need fixing themselves?
because they dont realize que god never left them. its like a very expensive watch i lost in my room. i know its in my rooms somewhere but just cant find it. the lord never leaves a person its that we just havent looked for it lately.
6.Why greed takes over with the passing of a loved one?
maybe because we didnt have any until it passed away.
7.Why women have become so aggressive and so un-lady like?
because they watch wrestling more.
8. Why I insist on contributing when the audience is so silent..... Where are all the Tejano artists, musicians, and fans......?
because many of us were born to lead and not following. based on the old oxford english dictornary: it only takes two to make things happen and follow an idea. its like a gang, if two or more have the same idea and believe in the same idea then we are a gang, a gang of tejanos.
9.why the threat levels keep elevating, yet we can’t man our borders.
easy our standard keep on going up. we cant stop till we get enough and no border will ever stop us for accomplishing that.
and the 10. reason why:
Why people won’t stop buying gas guzzling SUV’s when the price of gas keeps going higher and higher?
because i dont know what a SUV is i drive a 1978 red ford whatever with red letters painted on that say :volunteer.
ok there we have it raza, HAVE A GREAT DAY. with due respect.