barrio stock market report for 12052014

Barrio stock market report for 12052014.

 

 

Cchwnn,

 

Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am veronica lesbian, Now for that award winning barrio stock market report:

Los tamales > up $7.50 a dozen.

 

Los taquitos^ stable $1.29 cent each coffee is extra.

 

Las tortillas < down at $.89 a pack. Dang.

 

Las empanadas^ up $.65 cent each.

 

La barbacoa de cabeza > up $7.50 a lb. llama meat no impact yet.

 

Cheap beer and wine^ down $4.96 a six pack.          

 

 

 

 Barrio want ads:

 

 Item #. 75846:  used bicycle for sale. Has no tires but a used rim. Make offer.

 

Item#56841: used women underwear for sale. All size, make offer for lot. Please note super g-stings. I bet size 43, easy.

 

 

 

Item #56243; let over Easter rabbits and chickens for sale. Some in good health and other you decide. Make offer soon.

 

Item # 54216: use tires sale, have all size but need a few to get the ones we don’t have, but we can  have look around the hood. But do have or some special rim that we found at the corner of wells and third street.

 

Item #56584: used green bay packer shirts and caps for sale, but to loving the cowboys.

 

Ok raza there you have it for today. You better watch out and you better not cry because sancho clause is coming tonight.

 

 

 

Well folks there you have it, have a great tejano day and see you later gator. Go cowboys.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter: barrio awards for 22014!!!

 

Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 12052014.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of the Westinghouse barrio mall and here to announce que our conjunto dance land will be the location of this year’s awards to be presented. Our host for this coming year will be our Blanca Blanch Blanco. Now let’s go to Blanca.
Thank you Gloria, I am honored in being this year’s 2014 host for the following awards to be presented this coming January 2015.

1. BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2014.
2. OUR BARRIO PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR 2014.
3. CCHWNN CYBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2014.

So as you can see que we do have lots of things happening on that evening so let’s now go over back to Gloria at the mall center stage.

Ok thanks Blanca now let;s go to Frankie tuxedo zuniga on an update for our Taqucha holiday bowls.

Si Gloria we are ready and geared up for our annual fantasy Taqucha Football bowl this coming new year’s eve 2014. Oh yea, so come on down and bring all your family and money and help us bring in the new year. Now back to Gloria.

Ok Frankie, well folks if you ain’t finish shopping for xmas, make sure you come on by and check out all the special we might have for you and your family this coming Christmas. And make sure you bring your texas food stamp card because we don’t accept any major credit cards.
But for now have a great tejano day.

chicano manifesto 2014 abu

Chicano manifesto for 2014: ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates. Attack ...ON ABU DHABI UNITED ARAB EMIRATES. It wasn’t too long ago that I watched a documentary on how wonderful and beautiful this place call Abu Dhabi, and what money could do and buy and built. It wasn’t too long ago that I wonder why this wonderful place had been spared by any or anyone terrorist acts. I now wonder if money could have been a big deal in this matter. You know money can buy almost anything, and I mean almost anyone, so let’s say this rich heavenly place did pay off some so it wouldn’t be a target like many of the other Arab countries? But now that has all changed, this attack on a foreign school teacher and leaving a makeshift bomb at the house of an Egyptian-American doctor indicated that not everyone can be bought, if that is the case! But let us highlights the important role this prominent Arab member is to our great country. Emirati fighter pilots have carried out multiple missions as part of the bombing campaign against the Islamic State group. And regardless how much money you have not even these countries where violent crime and terrorist attacks are rare in the oil-rich country are off the map from being targeted which is an attempt to create chaos and terrorize the country. The bottom line is a crime like this one is a wake call for everyone in the real world, and all the money in the world cannot protect you nor guarantee you safe passage in life.

hejola report for 12032014

Hejola report for 12032014.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Rain brings more pot holes.

More bad news for barrio Christmas shoppers.

And finally some darn good news.

Public notices have been issued to a number of vato’s dress as Sancho clause. The notice is telling those men con chingos de Christmas spirit que don’t forget to buy your Sancho Clause permit or else.

A number of barrio stores had told us que they were not accepting IOU or any type of notes tell them que they were going to pay their bills later. But they did mention que they would take anything of value for the meantime.

Yesterday el constable Cadena was summon to the corner of third and wells where he got a 918 call about some pot hoes in the middle of the street. When he arrived he was a bit disappointed to see that the hoes were holes in the street. Barrio city crew worked late into the night repairing those hoes.

Or raza have a great day and watchata for those hoes..

hejola report for 12022014.

 

 

Hejola report for 12/02/2014.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello amigos I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio turkey pardon for 2014.

Turkey dinner mishap ends two pet dogs life’s.

And now some darn good news.

The barrio fathers and mothers had the annual lighting up the barrio Christmas tree found at the corner of wells and third this past Friday. This year there was very little problems lighting up the tree and the streets decorations. Since most of the lights from years pass have never been taken down and only replaced the burned out lights. Some barrio members were so excited that they were seen crying over the excitement in the air. God bless Amercia.

El constable Cadena was responding to a barrio 918 call que a shooting had occurred near the corner of third and wells. When el constable Cadena arrived to the scene of the crime, he found two Chihuahua dogs dead in the middle of the streets. One witness told this reported que poor dogs didn’t have a chance con that big turkey they were fighting over. It seems que la familia Sanchez were outside taking a family picture and left the dinner table ready for dinner when the two monsters attacked that stuffed turkey. When el senor Sanchez came back inside the home, he found that his two loving Chihuahua named chicko, and the man were struggle con el pavo, been pissed already by having his in laws over for dinner he found it much easier to get his gun and chance the two dogs outside the front door and shot them dead in the middle of the street. El constable is investigating if charges will be filed against el senior Sanchez. By the way funeral services for Chicko and the man have not be announced.

 

The third annual Constable Cadena turkey pardon 2014 when off smooth until he released in the hood. It was reported yesterday que Chucky el Pavo, was flatten on the corner of third and wells as it try to make a run for it not realizing que it had been given its freedom. It was nothing like past years says el constable when he found out que poor Chucky life had come to an end. I am real sadden by the fact que Chucky is no longer with us, if I would have known que esta turkey was going to get run over, heck I would have given it to a needy family. Just for the record el constable did mention que the last two turkeys that were pardon are living very happy at the barrio city park.

Ok raza remember that whatever you do don’t sing or write about your mama.

writers award speech 2012.

CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK WINS AGAIN 2012.
BARRIO LITERACY AND WRITER PRIZE AWARD WINNER FOR 2012, the creator Daniel Lopez.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza I am bill diaz con today⿿s award winning barrio headline news. We are waiting for our creator to make his acceptations speech for this year⿿s ⿿2012 BARRIO LITERACY AND WRITER PRIZE AWARD WINNER⿝. Now here is Gloria Guerra:

Hello raza I am Gloria Guerra here at the mall y Si bill we are so excited que our creator is the recipient of this year⿿s barrio literacy and writer prize award winner for 2012 AGAIN.
Now let⿿s go and review Daniel acceptations speech:

Thank you mi raza, tejanos, TEXmex, chicano, latinos y bill collectors, First of all I would like to accept this non monetary prize in behave of all my staff and myself for the long selfish hours we spend working on trying to uncover some deeper truths about life and about ourselves .

In our studies we try to study life stories of our la raza as well as our experience as la raza and what we go through life. Did you know que we have realized que there are more interesting truths to be revealed than to be found in el barrio in it as in ourselves.
We here at Chicano Cable hot wired News Network believe in the deconstructionism of our English language, as long as you clean up after you⿿re done. And we do not believe that masterpieces do exist, nor do we want them to. We prefer the glory of brilliant mistakes, Because without mistakes one will never really learn the englisss language. And thanks to the internet we have been able to accomplish this.
I am chicano and I can speak and spell englisss any way I want to, mi entiendes mendez, Thank you and god be with you .
Daniel lopez creator .

Again our creator a real weiner.

shot from the past: wwnn05042010

Westside warrior news network 05042010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan , and I am Lewis mojo Lewis,and lets get it on.
Now for that award winning headline news:

One vato arrested for acting like sancho clause.
Addiction hits hard in the hood.
And finally public bathroom are need.

It seems que when you have to go, you just have to go. Well that’s the case con henry Alvarado who was busted taking a wiz, from inside of his car. It seems que henry has two broken legs and can’t really get around but it didn’t stop him from relieving oneself in public. It seems que the stop light at the corner of wells and third was not working yesterday and it was on red for hours and hours, in which henry hadn’t realized this.

You know that ever hood in any given town has its addictions, regardless who they are. Many can say, to a primo or something like that, that your relationship with drugs, with cigarettes, with food , or with alcohol sometime is more important to you than a relationship with people or god, and that is what Pedro Valdez is. It seems that his whole life evolved in the drug culture and finally took his life. Yesterday morning he was found death at the corner of third and wells sitting there. It seems based on the police report que Pedro had been sitting on that corner for more than three days and no one took notice, until yesterday morning when a drive bye noticed his shoes were missing. An investigation is being done. If you have any information concerning this crime please don’t call us or his missing shoes size 8 d..

It seems that those winter Texans bring in the most of folks. Well it seems que panchito Gomez did it again. For the last few years esta winter Texans well he thinks he’s one was arrested by el constable cadena at the corner of wells and third. It seems que esta vato loves to take pictures of him and folks sitting on his lap dress like Sancho clause. El sancho clause was asked not to wear the uniform till after thanksgiving.
Well folks that’s it, and have a great tejano day.