hejola report for 12022014.

 

 

Hejola report for 12/02/2014.

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Kingsville,texas. Hello amigos I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio turkey pardon for 2014.

Turkey dinner mishap ends two pet dogs life’s.

And now some darn good news.

The barrio fathers and mothers had the annual lighting up the barrio Christmas tree found at the corner of wells and third this past Friday. This year there was very little problems lighting up the tree and the streets decorations. Since most of the lights from years pass have never been taken down and only replaced the burned out lights. Some barrio members were so excited that they were seen crying over the excitement in the air. God bless Amercia.

El constable Cadena was responding to a barrio 918 call que a shooting had occurred near the corner of third and wells. When el constable Cadena arrived to the scene of the crime, he found two Chihuahua dogs dead in the middle of the streets. One witness told this reported que poor dogs didn’t have a chance con that big turkey they were fighting over. It seems que la familia Sanchez were outside taking a family picture and left the dinner table ready for dinner when the two monsters attacked that stuffed turkey. When el senor Sanchez came back inside the home, he found that his two loving Chihuahua named chicko, and the man were struggle con el pavo, been pissed already by having his in laws over for dinner he found it much easier to get his gun and chance the two dogs outside the front door and shot them dead in the middle of the street. El constable is investigating if charges will be filed against el senior Sanchez. By the way funeral services for Chicko and the man have not be announced.

 

The third annual Constable Cadena turkey pardon 2014 when off smooth until he released in the hood. It was reported yesterday que Chucky el Pavo, was flatten on the corner of third and wells as it try to make a run for it not realizing que it had been given its freedom. It was nothing like past years says el constable when he found out que poor Chucky life had come to an end. I am real sadden by the fact que Chucky is no longer with us, if I would have known que esta turkey was going to get run over, heck I would have given it to a needy family. Just for the record el constable did mention que the last two turkeys that were pardon are living very happy at the barrio city park.

Ok raza remember that whatever you do don’t sing or write about your mama.