Hejolia report
for 12172014.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas, hello mi raza como estan I am Gloria Guerra con today’s award winning
barrio headline news:
Barrio redneck
tries to offending , but back fires.
10 dogs and
7 cats are wanted for an awful act.
And now for
some darn good news for the hood.
The barrio
leaders have announced que there will be a free for all fights this coming Saturday
for those wanting to kick so butt. It’s something that they want to try out
before the real frustration starts, one of the barrio leaders told us, it’s
like pre game review, so instead of fighting and getting mad around Christmas eve
or Christmas day come on down this weekend an get it off your chest. He tells
us he can’t wait till new years’ day!
It seems
that every year there are incidents that involve dogs, cats, and a holiday
dinner. Well last night for some reason the entire Perez family went outside to
see how beautiful the Christmas lights looked at night time and left the back
door a bit open. That was more than enough for the dogs and cats next door to
start dinner early. By the time the family came back inside the house the freeloaders
had already started with desert. The constable was called over and told them
que he would put an all-out warning in the hood for a lookout for them dogs and
cats with a smile on their face.
Yesterday the
leader of let me put the finger on you Ruff Redneck Russell thought he had the
upper hand when tried to offend a group of internationals folks from all over
by racing pigs at his farm. The ideas says Ruff, is que I was trying to see if I
could offend them and them might just sell the land a bit cheaper they bought next
to mine. But instead the new residents, Omar Patel, asked Mr. Ruff, when the
races would start.
Ok raza
there you have it and have a great day. Oh yea.
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