hejola report for 12112014

 

 

Hejola report for 12112014.

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Kingsville,texas. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio told to stop telling jokes to strangers.

Local barrio pastor busted.

And now some darn good news.

After reading over a few thousand comments about god’s blessing on facebook it has been determine que Jesus is that close in returning and one can use their eyes and their brains to at least make an educated guess. "look up and lift up your heads, for your redemption draws near," and "when you see them happen the kingdom of God is near" (Luke 21:28,31). Jesus and Paul both taught that the proper way to wait for His return is to therefore be as it is. AMEN.

What could happen to a nice man, a pastor, and a Sunday school teacher? Well it seems that a lot of things could happen. Late last night el constable was called to the corner of wells and third street where a group of people had el senor Modesto Morris Cody Hernandez pinned down on the front yard after he had been seen propped up a ladder under a couple’s bedroom window to watch them having sex. When asked by the constable what he was doing, he said que he was doing research for his facebook page blessing people from doing naughty things. By the way the church he was preaching had no comments this morning. Let me hear a amen.

Yesterday el Clown DeLaPaz was told by el constable cadena que he had been given a warning that he needs to stop tell jokes to strangers especially Blonds. It seems que every time he saw a person he would stop them and tell them jokes that weren’t sexual but made lots of folks uncomfortable. El constable also told him que next time there is a complaint about he, he is going to be laughing all the way to jail.

OK RAZA beware that 2015, will bring in The Church Of Daniel, in god name.