Barrio news network con maria la vandia: human touch080312009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Well I am back and in good standing. I want to thank Daniel for this great chances he is giving me, again. I know I have messed up in the pass but who hasn’t. I promise I will keep focus on my work and stay out of bars and stories that take me to bars. Chinga did that make sense?
Anyhow todays story is called the human touch. This is a story of a party I attended several years ago. It was a party put on by a few coeds and I was invited to eat dinner. Well like usually I love to attend this kinda free food sort of thing.
So here is the case, these three girls had the food step up real nice, it was the beans, the rice, the meats and then the salad. Well like I mention before I love to get there early, well in this case, check this out. As I passed through the chow line, I was served my portions and as I move along the line I noticed a freaky little fly, flying around the food. Well as I move on to the other room I for some reason or another turned back an noticed that the fly had fallen in side the pot of fresh beans. Now I saw that but the girls didn’t see me see the fly fall inside the pot.
Now here is where it got kinda funny. As I am watching these three girls looking inside the pot and wondering what to do with this small little freaking fly.
What would you have done? lets make sure we understand the issue here. A fresh pot of beans and we just served one of out 30 persons outside waiting for dinner. Do we throw away the fresh pot and skip the beans. Or do we just turn a cheek an remove the little fly and stir the pot a bit an nothing happen or just #### it and mix that fly con the rest of the beans.. ?
Well , what would you have done.
I ammaria la vandia.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
hejola report for 08262009
hejolia report for 08262009.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now con el barrio headline news General Fideo vermicelli, olay once more time, we are here waiting to get an update on our los tres staff missing staff in Athens, Greece. We have not got word neither from the missing three nor bill diaz y el ojo barrio private eye.
Now for the headline news for today;
Barrio street lights are replaced,
Barrio constable trying to solve several robberies during this weekend,
And drug bust at housing project.
El barrio housing security officers arrested one person and released seven on a cocaine bust. It seems que several persons were smoking weed at the pool area and someone called the el barrio housing security.When they arrived they found an unauthorized pool party going on. On their search of the beer and other stuff not allowed in the pool area, one officer found 68 little packets of cocaine.
One woman was arrested and the others were released. It seemed que none of the persons that got busted, weren’t residents of the housing projects.
Further news, El local constable is seeking barrio members help on solving this weekend of three home robberies. It seems que this folks knew what they were doing says the elected constable. The items that were stolen, were fishing robs, lawn movers, several bikes, several thousands of feet of water hoods, and two t.v’s and several stero
The good thing about this crime say el constable que todo las cosas were marked and should be easy to recover.
And finally el barrio founding fathers and mothers were honored today con the replacement of four street lights in the hood. The lights were replaced by the city fathers of both sides of the tracks. We still need at least several thousands to be replaced and hope que el hood will be under bright lights at night again.
With hope and we will see what happens.
Ok raza there you have it and how about them san anto boys little league team. Y que viva Mexico also.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now con el barrio headline news General Fideo vermicelli, olay once more time, we are here waiting to get an update on our los tres staff missing staff in Athens, Greece. We have not got word neither from the missing three nor bill diaz y el ojo barrio private eye.
Now for the headline news for today;
Barrio street lights are replaced,
Barrio constable trying to solve several robberies during this weekend,
And drug bust at housing project.
El barrio housing security officers arrested one person and released seven on a cocaine bust. It seems que several persons were smoking weed at the pool area and someone called the el barrio housing security.When they arrived they found an unauthorized pool party going on. On their search of the beer and other stuff not allowed in the pool area, one officer found 68 little packets of cocaine.
One woman was arrested and the others were released. It seemed que none of the persons that got busted, weren’t residents of the housing projects.
Further news, El local constable is seeking barrio members help on solving this weekend of three home robberies. It seems que this folks knew what they were doing says the elected constable. The items that were stolen, were fishing robs, lawn movers, several bikes, several thousands of feet of water hoods, and two t.v’s and several stero
The good thing about this crime say el constable que todo las cosas were marked and should be easy to recover.
And finally el barrio founding fathers and mothers were honored today con the replacement of four street lights in the hood. The lights were replaced by the city fathers of both sides of the tracks. We still need at least several thousands to be replaced and hope que el hood will be under bright lights at night again.
With hope and we will see what happens.
Ok raza there you have it and how about them san anto boys little league team. Y que viva Mexico also.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
hejola report for 08252009
hejola report for 08252009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. A special report on the crisis in Athens: now from Athens bill Diaz,
Heaveno raza, we have just arrived here in Athens, it about 400am local time. We will meet with local authorities in the situation concerning our los tres missing staff.
El ojo barrio private eye has come along and is going to assist with or without their permission of the local city county, district, state, regional, and finally federal agencies. El ojo has said que we will find our staff. I promise..
Now we return to our local news..
Now from the front door of our command post, here is Urbano Yosabatodo, Heaveno, raza, como estan todos….?
Now for the headline news for today;
Kids in the hood prepare for school,
Parents refuse to meet new school dress codes,
And teachers and schools employees go year round school.
It was announced today que los barrios schools for all levels will be going all year round. It is about time, was what many of los families in el barrio wanted. At least we know que our kids are getting the education they need. And the attention they have needed for years. It just seems que our kids weren’t getting the education says la mother of eight kids. Heck I need help in caring for this kids and the school is one source to keep an eye on them for most of the day. At least it allows me to find a job and a career. A teacher and a parent and a student conference will be held sometime in the future to review the new school plans.
A riot almost started yesterday in front of many of the schools in the hood when at least half of the kids in the hood were sent home for not meeting the new school dress code. It seems que this year the schools are making it mandatory that all student need to wear the new school uniforms. The grey and light blue uniforms have not been made available at our local barrio stores. And since many of the barrio members hate to drive across the tracks to large stores, and the WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL has not opened it back to school store,has made it impossible for parents to purchase the uniforms.
The school administrators have extended and waived the school uniforms policy till sept. 20 of this year. At that time there will be no excuse for not having a uniform and students will be send home if they do not comply with the dress code.
Barrio leaders will meet at our barrio community center to survey the hood and see which families will be unable to purchase the uniforms. It was reported que each uniform cost around $45.00 each. Shoot we will be real lucky to see how many families will be able to purchase these uniforms, said a uniformed sourced. We are trying to have a fund raiser to see if we can purchase some uniforms for those children that their parents can’t purchase the required uniform. There should be no child left behind just because he or she doesn’t have a uniform, says a barrio parent.
And finally all the kids in the hood will be back in school sometime this month. This years our barrio’s attendances goal is to have at least 85% of the barrio kids in school. Compared to pass years el barrio has struggled in making all kids to attend school. This year parents will be called on for their support in making sure que when the parent goes to work the kid goes to school. No ann.’s or its, butt’s, that is the law.
So raza if you are driving in a school zone make sure que you drive slow and respect those adult-cross-the- street-guards helper’s con mucho authorize con su whistle.
Well there you have it; I am Urbano Yosabatodo, good day...
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. A special report on the crisis in Athens: now from Athens bill Diaz,
Heaveno raza, we have just arrived here in Athens, it about 400am local time. We will meet with local authorities in the situation concerning our los tres missing staff.
El ojo barrio private eye has come along and is going to assist with or without their permission of the local city county, district, state, regional, and finally federal agencies. El ojo has said que we will find our staff. I promise..
Now we return to our local news..
Now from the front door of our command post, here is Urbano Yosabatodo, Heaveno, raza, como estan todos….?
Now for the headline news for today;
Kids in the hood prepare for school,
Parents refuse to meet new school dress codes,
And teachers and schools employees go year round school.
It was announced today que los barrios schools for all levels will be going all year round. It is about time, was what many of los families in el barrio wanted. At least we know que our kids are getting the education they need. And the attention they have needed for years. It just seems que our kids weren’t getting the education says la mother of eight kids. Heck I need help in caring for this kids and the school is one source to keep an eye on them for most of the day. At least it allows me to find a job and a career. A teacher and a parent and a student conference will be held sometime in the future to review the new school plans.
A riot almost started yesterday in front of many of the schools in the hood when at least half of the kids in the hood were sent home for not meeting the new school dress code. It seems que this year the schools are making it mandatory that all student need to wear the new school uniforms. The grey and light blue uniforms have not been made available at our local barrio stores. And since many of the barrio members hate to drive across the tracks to large stores, and the WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL has not opened it back to school store,has made it impossible for parents to purchase the uniforms.
The school administrators have extended and waived the school uniforms policy till sept. 20 of this year. At that time there will be no excuse for not having a uniform and students will be send home if they do not comply with the dress code.
Barrio leaders will meet at our barrio community center to survey the hood and see which families will be unable to purchase the uniforms. It was reported que each uniform cost around $45.00 each. Shoot we will be real lucky to see how many families will be able to purchase these uniforms, said a uniformed sourced. We are trying to have a fund raiser to see if we can purchase some uniforms for those children that their parents can’t purchase the required uniform. There should be no child left behind just because he or she doesn’t have a uniform, says a barrio parent.
And finally all the kids in the hood will be back in school sometime this month. This years our barrio’s attendances goal is to have at least 85% of the barrio kids in school. Compared to pass years el barrio has struggled in making all kids to attend school. This year parents will be called on for their support in making sure que when the parent goes to work the kid goes to school. No ann.’s or its, butt’s, that is the law.
So raza if you are driving in a school zone make sure que you drive slow and respect those adult-cross-the- street-guards helper’s con mucho authorize con su whistle.
Well there you have it; I am Urbano Yosabatodo, good day...
Monday, August 24, 2009
hejola report for 08242009
Hejola report for 08242009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello how are we doing today my name is bill diaz con a this week’s barrio award winning headline news.
barrio zoo closed for the rest of the year.
Several farm animals arrested late Saturday night.
And finally, Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on almost ever TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.
Yesterday afternoon all the volunteers along con los vatos loco firefighters finally captured all the little critters that some terrorist let loose on or about 9:OO pm this pass Friday night. It seems que someone must have come in Friday evening an opened all the doors to all the animals that are housed up at third floor of the mall where the zoo is located. The owner Ramón Ruiz Garcia told us que it was an act of terror and that this childish act causes the owners of the mall to shut down for the weekend. Ramon tells us que almost all the mollusks, amphibians, reptiles, birds, mammals, insects, segmented worms, and arthropods were recaptured, but a few insects like roaches and bees got lost or escaped the mall area. A small reward is being offer in the return of these insects. No one has taken claim of this criminal act.
And finally, Several farm animals were arrested this weekend where ducks, chickens, rabbits some cows, and few bulls, two horses, three sheep, seven pigs, and one llama were taken in for questioning. If anyone has any idea to whom these pets belong too please contact us.
Well there you have it for today , counting down towards tejano roots, it could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello how are we doing today my name is bill diaz con a this week’s barrio award winning headline news.
barrio zoo closed for the rest of the year.
Several farm animals arrested late Saturday night.
And finally, Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on almost ever TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.
Yesterday afternoon all the volunteers along con los vatos loco firefighters finally captured all the little critters that some terrorist let loose on or about 9:OO pm this pass Friday night. It seems que someone must have come in Friday evening an opened all the doors to all the animals that are housed up at third floor of the mall where the zoo is located. The owner Ramón Ruiz Garcia told us que it was an act of terror and that this childish act causes the owners of the mall to shut down for the weekend. Ramon tells us que almost all the mollusks, amphibians, reptiles, birds, mammals, insects, segmented worms, and arthropods were recaptured, but a few insects like roaches and bees got lost or escaped the mall area. A small reward is being offer in the return of these insects. No one has taken claim of this criminal act.
And finally, Several farm animals were arrested this weekend where ducks, chickens, rabbits some cows, and few bulls, two horses, three sheep, seven pigs, and one llama were taken in for questioning. If anyone has any idea to whom these pets belong too please contact us.
Well there you have it for today , counting down towards tejano roots, it could be our year.
Friday, August 21, 2009
barrio stock market report for 08212009
BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT for 08212009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.
As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?
Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.10 each and coffee is extra.
Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.
Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.
La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.
Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.
Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $3.56 a six pack.
Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day. Count down towards tejano awards in alice.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.
As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?
Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.10 each and coffee is extra.
Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.
Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.
La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.
Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.
Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $3.56 a six pack.
Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day. Count down towards tejano awards in alice.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
hejola report for 08192009
hejolia report for 081920009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.Now from Smokey rooms and stony bars here is the man with the plan, Bill Diaz……
Hi again, raza Como estan, now con our award winning headline news….
A FINAL WORD ON THE WEATHER FROM THE EAST COAST……
TWO ARRESTED FOR STOLEN GOODS, LATER RELEASED,
AND BARRIO LANDLORD TRIES TO TELL TENTANTS HOW TO LIVE….
Several barrio members in the hood filed a complaint against the assigned person to be landlord. He has been accused of entrancing tenants home and tell them how to live. There is a law against this kind of action and we are willing to take it to the extension of the law, If needed, says Juanita.
Poor vato doesn’t know what he is doing, says one of the complainant on this man. he can not come into our home and tell us how to live OR clean OR sweep or whatever…..esa.
The owners of the apartment did not return our call, to comment on the action of this poor vato……
In other news,Two elder women were arrested after the security at a store across the hood thought they were stealing mechanize from this over rated, jacked up price Store, along the railroad tracks, yes on that side...After doing more detailed investigation by both the barrio law representatives y los dudes from that side of town, seemed to agree que they over reacted on this matter, And falsely accrued these poor ladies. And in addition,The merchandize que they were accused they stole was stuff they had just taken from the give away cloth center. Well after the dust settled in, it seemed que this folks were were released. And given a 5 dollar bus fare for them to get back to thier side of the tracks....
now a live report from ST JUAN NORTENO,in a a main hit area y it feels kinda scarey...
hello raza como estan. Well it is funny, how people are. We forget que we stick together and go down together… but does that rule apply … when it’s a matter of life and death….. I’m not sure.
We are noticing que in those areas que were hit con more than other areas, which by the way there were areas that were less hit…. Tempers and things in their lives are a bit tense, says one volunteer at a volunteer center for volunteers. our bare necessities is more than what we need , says one of the victims.. but we here aks . what is the bare necessities….? You tell me….
The point I am making are several. One can have needs, que are not the same besides the basics, water, light, etc……if possible…
But is the message we are giving one that real matters to an one.? I am sure que I don’t really care how you feel nor how you see things. Just let me live my life in my little world….and I promise I will never cross your path. Back to you Bill….
Ok I guess st juan que things are pretty bad in some areas……
St juan ; not really bill things are ruff here man, I Swear….
Ok thanks dude and will have been told que St. Juan will continue to walk north east towards the republican convention sometimes soon. We are hoping que he will catch up con the other staff almost there…….
Anyhow and anywhere, I am Bill Diaz,,,, good day.
“your business is my business and my business is none of your business”
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.Now from Smokey rooms and stony bars here is the man with the plan, Bill Diaz……
Hi again, raza Como estan, now con our award winning headline news….
A FINAL WORD ON THE WEATHER FROM THE EAST COAST……
TWO ARRESTED FOR STOLEN GOODS, LATER RELEASED,
AND BARRIO LANDLORD TRIES TO TELL TENTANTS HOW TO LIVE….
Several barrio members in the hood filed a complaint against the assigned person to be landlord. He has been accused of entrancing tenants home and tell them how to live. There is a law against this kind of action and we are willing to take it to the extension of the law, If needed, says Juanita.
Poor vato doesn’t know what he is doing, says one of the complainant on this man. he can not come into our home and tell us how to live OR clean OR sweep or whatever…..esa.
The owners of the apartment did not return our call, to comment on the action of this poor vato……
In other news,Two elder women were arrested after the security at a store across the hood thought they were stealing mechanize from this over rated, jacked up price Store, along the railroad tracks, yes on that side...After doing more detailed investigation by both the barrio law representatives y los dudes from that side of town, seemed to agree que they over reacted on this matter, And falsely accrued these poor ladies. And in addition,The merchandize que they were accused they stole was stuff they had just taken from the give away cloth center. Well after the dust settled in, it seemed que this folks were were released. And given a 5 dollar bus fare for them to get back to thier side of the tracks....
now a live report from ST JUAN NORTENO,in a a main hit area y it feels kinda scarey...
hello raza como estan. Well it is funny, how people are. We forget que we stick together and go down together… but does that rule apply … when it’s a matter of life and death….. I’m not sure.
We are noticing que in those areas que were hit con more than other areas, which by the way there were areas that were less hit…. Tempers and things in their lives are a bit tense, says one volunteer at a volunteer center for volunteers. our bare necessities is more than what we need , says one of the victims.. but we here aks . what is the bare necessities….? You tell me….
The point I am making are several. One can have needs, que are not the same besides the basics, water, light, etc……if possible…
But is the message we are giving one that real matters to an one.? I am sure que I don’t really care how you feel nor how you see things. Just let me live my life in my little world….and I promise I will never cross your path. Back to you Bill….
Ok I guess st juan que things are pretty bad in some areas……
St juan ; not really bill things are ruff here man, I Swear….
Ok thanks dude and will have been told que St. Juan will continue to walk north east towards the republican convention sometimes soon. We are hoping que he will catch up con the other staff almost there…….
Anyhow and anywhere, I am Bill Diaz,,,, good day.
“your business is my business and my business is none of your business”
Monday, August 17, 2009
hejola report for 08172009
Hejola report for 08172009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con this weeks hejola award winning barrio headline news,
ortro way arrested for robbery.
billy Barron wanted for criminal domestic violence.
And finally ten vato’s get arrested a conjunto dance.
Last night was a revised of Monday nites big bad ass dances here in the hood. Everything seemed to be going alright until so guys decided to dance con las commadres while los compadres were taking a smoke break. Well when they came back an noticed que las tres commadres were dances con a few mojados . chingo de chingaso were laid and ten raza were arrested including but not limited to a few commadres..
Yesterday afternoon el constable was called to the 710 west Richard regarding bill barron. It seems que when el constable got to that address, Sally wally Barron Canales Diaz, was waiting for him to file a complaint against her husband Bill. It seems que sally had just washed her hair right before el constable got to her home. The reports says que Bill argued with his wife sally, because sally had not cooked anything for dinner. Well it seems que when she began cooking in their very small kitchen, billy also started making spaghetti while eating crackers y some squeeze cheese. Well while they argued inside that small kitchen, billy boy squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. So sally went outside and squeezed some cheese on his brand new truck. Now he came back and squeezed some cheese in her hair before fleeting in his brand new truck. El constable is asking el barrio, for help in solving this complaint. If you have seen or heard from this billy barron please contact the constables office. A small cheese reward is being offered.
And finally El constable cadena y a bunch of el ojo barrio private eyes barrio security force666, arrested Jose Molina for robbery of a barrio taco stand located at the corner of third and west wells. The law dogs learned who the vato was after a few witnesses saw him go over to the barrio cellular phone center and pay his bill located a few blocks down the street.
Well there you have it for today. We are counting down towards tejano roots. It could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con this weeks hejola award winning barrio headline news,
ortro way arrested for robbery.
billy Barron wanted for criminal domestic violence.
And finally ten vato’s get arrested a conjunto dance.
Last night was a revised of Monday nites big bad ass dances here in the hood. Everything seemed to be going alright until so guys decided to dance con las commadres while los compadres were taking a smoke break. Well when they came back an noticed que las tres commadres were dances con a few mojados . chingo de chingaso were laid and ten raza were arrested including but not limited to a few commadres..
Yesterday afternoon el constable was called to the 710 west Richard regarding bill barron. It seems que when el constable got to that address, Sally wally Barron Canales Diaz, was waiting for him to file a complaint against her husband Bill. It seems que sally had just washed her hair right before el constable got to her home. The reports says que Bill argued with his wife sally, because sally had not cooked anything for dinner. Well it seems que when she began cooking in their very small kitchen, billy also started making spaghetti while eating crackers y some squeeze cheese. Well while they argued inside that small kitchen, billy boy squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. So sally went outside and squeezed some cheese on his brand new truck. Now he came back and squeezed some cheese in her hair before fleeting in his brand new truck. El constable is asking el barrio, for help in solving this complaint. If you have seen or heard from this billy barron please contact the constables office. A small cheese reward is being offered.
And finally El constable cadena y a bunch of el ojo barrio private eyes barrio security force666, arrested Jose Molina for robbery of a barrio taco stand located at the corner of third and west wells. The law dogs learned who the vato was after a few witnesses saw him go over to the barrio cellular phone center and pay his bill located a few blocks down the street.
Well there you have it for today. We are counting down towards tejano roots. It could be our year.
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