Monday, October 31, 2011

hejola report for 10312011

Hejola Halloween special report 10312011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Now that gobbler of all gobblers here is veronica la lesbian. Hi, now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Gay parade make big splash.
Real tejano protest next year’s theme.
And finally, trick or treat females arrested at the corner of wells and third.
A few commadres made it a point to do their very best in complying with Halloween tradition. They took it on their own to give out tricks to male and females wanting a trick for some treats. The constable didn’t find it very funny, so he decided to arrest all eight females but didn’t arrest the only male in the group. Esa vato was drunk and was dressed like a woman without his knowledge’s say el constable. He was released at the scene of the crime. But later was arrested because he didn’t leave the area nor go home. Charges will be filed.
Yesterday was third annual Queers and Lesbian Halloween parade down third and wells. It was very exciting event says one of the participants dress like a woman, wrapped around a fruit cookie. I love this barrio, it’s the only place we can be ourselves. This year’s theme was to dress up as a cookie monster. Everything went smooth until you get a few drunks barrio members not knowing the differences from real men and women never the less a cookie monster. But besides that it was a great event and we plan on having another next year. Our theme next year will be Let’s go Tejano..

The committee of let me put the finger on you, russel redneck told a group of well known tejano’s que tejano’s were not a group that gays should be messing with. The statement came right after it was announced que that was going to be next year’s theme. We aint going to stand for it believe me we will do what we need to do to stop this nonsense.
Ok raza remember you are never too old to dress like a hooker, but if you do stay home.

Friday, October 28, 2011

barrio stock market report for 10282011

barrio stock market and realtors report for 10282011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again como estan raza? Si its Friday and the end is near. Don’t you just love those fools that preach que the end is near, or this and that. Heck man has survived mucho mas que now, so let’s all tell us ourself, I just love life.
Anyway, how did this discussion start I don’t know. Now let’s talk about the confidence we have had over the last two months. First lots of folks spend so much money here lately waiting for those darn storms that never got here. Our assessments of the current barrio conditions remain positive.
But we are bit worried que a significant amount of raza will have a real hard winter this year with the much higher home heating bills . And to add to this the less number of barrio members not going out as much due to the increase of gasoline and a additional fee just to pump air or water for your car. .
All this might just take some cheer out of the upcoming holiday season. We recommend to all business in the hood que to avoid a blue Christmas, they need to lure shoppers con chingos de sales and discounts, starting now.
Now for now our award winning barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas:
Well la tortilla war of 2005 has not move either this way or that way and continues to see a slow start in rehiring barrio members that got layoff a few months ago. “Las tortillas in a can” own by a gringo company from across the tracks sales have increase at least 3 percent says ceo/ged/abe/esl/ Don Miller. Oh yea them folks over there are sure eating them tortillas. Las tortillas ended the week at $.55 cents to $1.25 a dozen.

Las empanadas:
Las empanada consumer has not or even made an effort to confront those claiming que their empanadas are at an over rated price, but state que son fresh. Those claiming que their empanadas are better than those over there, have shown an increase of 18.5 percent. What type of an attitude should barrio consumers get watching this companies increase the price of empanadas when actually are filled with less filling. Las empanadas ended the week at $.69 cents each and that cup of coffee is extra.






Los taquitos:
Los taquitos board of consumer here in our hood have demonstrated que the price of taquitos has plummeted down to as low one has seen in a long time. There are several reasons why says manuel Gonzales a barrio consumer. Si now que there are more than ten taco stands in the hood its better for all of now. Todos de estos want our business but realize que they have to lower the price of taquitos. Tejano tacos one new barrio taco small resturant is leading the way in doing this by dropping the price to $.99 cents each and a free cup of coffee. This has really effected other larger taco stands and barrio restaurants, which tell us que its declined on sells has been around 10 percent up to 15 percent in some cases. Los taquitos ended the week at a very stable price of $.99 cent each.

Los tamales:
Los tamales have plummeted up to $6.00 a dozen, and Christmas not even here. Consumers are being warrant que los tamales are on the rise and if you are aware of anyone or any place selling them cheaper I would buy them now and freeze for later. Los tamales ended the week at $6.00 a dozen., buy raza buy.

La barbacoa de cabeza:
La barbacoa de cabeza has had consumer real excited here in the hood. Since the day que we mention que llamas will be the new beef in the hood for the future the employment picture looks real good. While those that claim que there are no jobs and our hood unemployment rate is at its lowest of 22 percent ( please note this number is based on our block alone). But we see it different now que las llamas will create plentiful of jobs here in the hood. From the farm to the slaughter house, somewhere down that chain we need people says el senor rubio owner of our new llama rancho in the edge of the hood. La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $6.65 lbs.

Cheap beer:
Cheap beer took a small jump down to $2.99 a six pack. But beer consumers really don’t mind now que many are staying home.

Well raza there you have it and now for our realtor report.

Our hood has had a large number of apartments vacant. Many of the barrio owners of this apartments or homes don’t live here in town or live across the tracks.
In most cases many owners hired or let folks that live in their apartments manage them and all the owner does is pick up the rent. Many complaints have been filed against this owner in que the folks they leave in charge don’t do the work needed to keep this apartments or homes up to standards.
From missing water heaters to stolen air conditioners have been reported and most of these items have been stolen by those in charge.


Well raza there you have, and remember if you cant eat it don’t buy it.

exclusive interview con rancho alegre entertainment, Baldomero f. alvarez 2011

Exclusive interview con Rancho Alegre Entertainment, Baldomero F. Alvarez, 2011.
Cchwnn.
Austin, texas, hello again mi friends, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta con on the road again interviews. This week my bicycle takes me to the heart of our lone star state, Austin, Texas, to meet up con a man that has really amazed me con su on line radio Rancho Alegre Entertainment. Now let us get to that interview.
SC: Hello Baldomero, how are you doing sir, by the way can you help me get off this bicycle?
BA: Ha, I need help myself.
SC: one of the things that caught my eye con the Rancho Alegre radio was the actually name. can you tell us how that came about?
BA: First of all, I’d like to thank you for this interview. I am used to doing
the interviewing, so this is a change. And I’d like to thank my staff: Piper,
who does the technical stuff, web editing, etc., and Laura, who does the
photography and stuff.

So back to your question. The name, Rancho Alegre Radio. Well you see, I
come from a large family. There were 9 of us
kids plus my parents. Each one of them influenced me with a different type
of music….from my mother Maria Bernadina
Alvarez Cuellar I got Conjunto, from my dad Guadalupe Orsaval Cuellar Sr.,
I got NorteƱo, from my brothers I got Orquesta,from my sisters I got Rock
n Roll and Country, my grandparents gave me Mariachi and so on. And
when the family would get together, it was always on a rancho, putting a
hog in the ground and dancing and singing. It was a time that was
alegre, so when I was left in charge of the family property I named
it…“Rancho Alegre Land of Hope and Dreams USA,” or
Rancho Alegre for short.

SC: how long have you been on line now sir?
BA: Our website and catalog has been around almost 4 years now,
Rancho Alegre Radio started August of 2010, and we started the taped
interview early 2011. And please call me Frank or Baldomero.

SC: being born in Alice, Texas, and knowing the Rancho Alegre area myself, it seems that lots of your music you jam to are conjunto from that area, is there any reason that is?
BA: Yes, my biggest influence in music was Ruben Naranjo. I was the
youngest. And when my brothers and sisters were all out of the house, and
my mom and dad would go to dance halls, it was either stay with a sitter or go to the dances. Ruben was the first band I ever saw live. That and
being that Alice, Texas was one of the birth places of tejano
music is the reason I honor it also.

SC: why do you think your radio program is different from the dozens of other on line radios and their own style of music?

BA: We’re different because we play Conjunto, and old school Tejano,
stuff that radio and other internet stations stay away from due to recording
quality. The way I see it, I have old pictures of my parents that are not
good quality, but it
does not mean I do not cherish them. Plus with us, there are no
commercials, you got the play list the listener can control,
or the show we record. And we archive our interviews and shows, so you
can listen or re-listen as often as you like. Plus
other stations stick to new Tejano. We play the new stuff also (if it’s good),
but we never forget the old.


SC: from the number of interview you have conducted, which one stands out in your mind?
BA: q-6 Tough one….Chano Cadena. It was like we knew each other for
years. We still call each other just to check up on one another. Awesome
man, and I wish I lived closer to him to be able to visit more often.

SC: what is in the future of Rancho Alegre Entertainment for 2012?
BA: To continue to get signatures from as many people as possible to
present to radio station owners who have forgotten the Tejanos and have
switched formats from Tejano to Banda formats. Nothing against Mexican
music, but we
deserve to have stations too, so we will knock on every exec’s door til we
get our share of Tejano stations

SC: if given the opportunity to speak with a group of young people, what encouraging would you tell them?

BA: I would tell them to be true to yourself, learn of your past, cherish
your culture, speak Tex-Mex Spanish, get educated, learn to play music,
it’s a beautiful thing. No one can take our culture away.

SC: finally, what would like to share with your world wide fans?
BA: q-9 Keep supporting Tejano Conjunto music. Don’t let our culture fade
away. Thank you for your support. I hope you all enjoy our interviews. We
interview anyone who is in the music biz, no matter how big or small. If
you are a new band, don’t be shy give us a ring, we’ll talk to you. Oh and a
special shout out to our troops. We love you and pray for your
safe return, and thank you so much for all you have done and continue to
do for not only the U.S. but all around the world.

SC: well sir I want to thank you for your time and can you please give me a hand on getting back on this bicycle and point me south towards the freeway?

BA: No, thank you, and I would help you back on your bike, but I can’t
strain myself, I got chorro, you understand.

SC: again raza this is the best job a woman like me could have, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

hejola report for 10272011

Hejola report for 10272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio store owners close deal con workers.
Two get arrested after announcement made for better benefits.
And finally all 40 or more barrio conjuntos join new barrio union.
After several hours talking con the leaders of the barrio award winning conjuntos, a deal was cut where all 40 or more barrio conjuntos leaders and managers would be required to have health insurances for its all its band members on an annual bases. The cost would be offset by band members would be required to pay a monthly insurance fee. Many are happy now that all the conjunto have come together to solve some of their main issues. We have a long way to go says one of the conjunto leaders but says que he will take the bull by the horn and provide his band members with the insurance company that has agreed to work with them.
Two men and several dogs were taken in when they seems to have cross a line that the constable had laid out before those special meeting held at the center for better workers. Both men and their pets were very upset con the deal that was made without an employee input. Besides that no provisions were made for their pets or family members to benefit from this bull shit deal.
Yesterday at the center for better workers, an office that helps raza get jobs reported yesterday que they had struck a deal con lots of barrio employer in making better benefits for their employees. The some important part of the deal that was made public was that employee would get greater discount on stuff they buy and a chicken at the end of every month, along con cheese and bread. Most of the employees told us que it was better que nothing.
Ok raza have a great day.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

barriio westinghouse barrio mall 10252011

Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10252011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. HELLO MY NAME IS GLORIA GUERRA EDITIOR AND OWNER OF LA VOZ DEL BARRIO MALL NEWLETTER.
We will try to keep you informed on the programs going on here at the mall. And also provide everyone with more details on the stores and the ownership. So hang tight and bee looking for our newsletter. And information on the great deal one can find here.
All stores on the first level have announced que there will be a 15% discount on everything and all services render here for exception of the medical center and the funeral home.
La commadre boxing matches will be back on Thursday. There are five matches on this week’s card and except to see you all there.
the second floor is making room for a new private eye academic schedule to open soon.After visiting con el ojo junior barrio private eye, he said que the lawyers had agreed to lease some space on the second floor to open his private academic named after his missing father el ojo sr. barrio private eye.Junior said que the school would open its doors on Jan. 2 of 2012.
And on the third and fourth floor we have space for retards from metro areas. If you are on please contact your local barrio union for help. Esa.

Monday, October 24, 2011

hejola report 10242011

Hejola report for 10242011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello raza como estan, and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio motor vehicle office closed for a week after three different accidents.
This past week was not a very lucky week for our barrio motor vehicle office, says el constable cadena. This past week the office found itself under attack from barrio residents trying to get a driver licenses.
The first incident happen when el jefe, Gomer Pile Morales, age 89, crashed into the front of the office , when he tried to stop his car traveling 5 mph. leaving a five foot hole on one of the office’s walls.
Gus Perez age 12 lost control of his parent’s car when he drove his grandfather to renew his driver’s license. He crashed into the other side of the office, also leaving a ten foot hole in the wall.
And finally, Melinda Rodriquez, a driving tester, was killed when she tried to parallel park right next to the barrio motor vehicle office when the whole build clasped on her car killing while she sat in it. The constable told us que he wasn’t sure if the building clasped on her due to all the hits it took during the week or just pure bad luck.
An investigation will be done on all the above accidents.
Ok raza got to go and have a great tejano day.

Friday, October 21, 2011

barrio stock market report for 10212011

Barrio stock market report for 10212011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza, Urbano yosabatodo, here is our barrio stock market report for today:
Oh well..Los tamales dropped to its low cost of $5. 00 a dozen, couldn’t believe it so we jumped on it./ But remain stable in big towns of 50 people or more. Buy raza buy.
Las empandas were at 89 cent each at the end of the week.
Los taquitos are still pretty stable at .99 cents to 1.29 cent each. The worst thing we worry about is the price of coffee….. how many refill can one get I am sure que it will come to a limit of no more than two …… I am sure
And that cheap beer, gone up the price of real beer,,, good bye cheap beer and hell-0 heaveno malt beer. Ended the week at $2.99 cents a six pack.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.25 a package.
La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $6.00 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go an spend my stampas.